Mister Shushy
@mistershushy.bsky.social
I used to do stand up but now I sit down and write shit. My book "Microplastics Are Your Friends!" is now available on Amazon.
https://linktr.ee/mistershushy
https://linktr.ee/mistershushy
Top 5 lessons the Democrats have learned from @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's victory in NYC
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Top 5 lessons the Democrats have learned from @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's victory in NYC
Frankenstein (2025) movie review
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Frankenstein (2025) movie review
Yesterday I did a bit where I joked that I accidentally posted a video of my balls meant for my doctor on MyChart into the TikTok app instead and it is really bringing out all the galaxy-brained geniuses
November 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yesterday I did a bit where I joked that I accidentally posted a video of my balls meant for my doctor on MyChart into the TikTok app instead and it is really bringing out all the galaxy-brained geniuses
The top 9 meanest comments about my junk
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The top 9 meanest comments about my junk
Obama’s 4 worst lies
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Obama’s 4 worst lies
I’m really worried about Michael Rapaport. I’m worried he’s going to do something drastic, he’s been posting deranged rants about a guy running for mayor of NYC.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m really worried about Michael Rapaport. I’m worried he’s going to do something drastic, he’s been posting deranged rants about a guy running for mayor of NYC.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
5 more embarrassing tattoos you didn’t realize popular politicians have
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
5 more embarrassing tattoos you didn’t realize popular politicians have
It’s my fault guys, I wished on a monkey’s paw for a progressive to run against Susan Collins in Maine
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It’s my fault guys, I wished on a monkey’s paw for a progressive to run against Susan Collins in Maine
I for one am honored to be on @talesofmoderation.bsky.social’s watchlist, as a former stand up comedian I’ll take whatever credits I can get
October 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I for one am honored to be on @talesofmoderation.bsky.social’s watchlist, as a former stand up comedian I’ll take whatever credits I can get
I’m so jealous of him being able to touch his toes
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’m so jealous of him being able to touch his toes
More like “HelloDeath”
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
More like “HelloDeath”
Update: bag has been secured
October 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Update: bag has been secured
And we are live at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social! Come out and fight me!
October 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
And we are live at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social! Come out and fight me!
This Sunday I will be in booth GF113 at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social in Boston! 10am to 5pm!
I’ll be selling copies of my book “Microplastics Are Your Friends!” and a tote bag, as well as a special mystery item you’ll need to show up in person to see!
Admission is FREE! Come on out!
I’ll be selling copies of my book “Microplastics Are Your Friends!” and a tote bag, as well as a special mystery item you’ll need to show up in person to see!
Admission is FREE! Come on out!
October 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This Sunday I will be in booth GF113 at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social in Boston! 10am to 5pm!
I’ll be selling copies of my book “Microplastics Are Your Friends!” and a tote bag, as well as a special mystery item you’ll need to show up in person to see!
Admission is FREE! Come on out!
I’ll be selling copies of my book “Microplastics Are Your Friends!” and a tote bag, as well as a special mystery item you’ll need to show up in person to see!
Admission is FREE! Come on out!
That little dangling arm is so cute. I would commit war crimes for her
September 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
That little dangling arm is so cute. I would commit war crimes for her
Oh sweet my tweet that went viral during the pandemic is going viral again. I guess I really nailed it huh
September 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Oh sweet my tweet that went viral during the pandemic is going viral again. I guess I really nailed it huh
RIP Officer Big Mac, he was killed on a routine traffic stop. So sorry, our hearts go out to his wife and the three little sliders he had at home.
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
RIP Officer Big Mac, he was killed on a routine traffic stop. So sorry, our hearts go out to his wife and the three little sliders he had at home.
To all new and aspiring young parents:
No nursery library is complete without a copy of my literary masterpiece "Microplastics Are Your Friends!" on the shelf.
Order your copy today (unless you want your kids to grow up and be dumb as shit.)
No nursery library is complete without a copy of my literary masterpiece "Microplastics Are Your Friends!" on the shelf.
Order your copy today (unless you want your kids to grow up and be dumb as shit.)
September 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
To all new and aspiring young parents:
No nursery library is complete without a copy of my literary masterpiece "Microplastics Are Your Friends!" on the shelf.
Order your copy today (unless you want your kids to grow up and be dumb as shit.)
No nursery library is complete without a copy of my literary masterpiece "Microplastics Are Your Friends!" on the shelf.
Order your copy today (unless you want your kids to grow up and be dumb as shit.)
Can't believe this actually worked. I will never be able to replicate the rush this gave me
August 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Can't believe this actually worked. I will never be able to replicate the rush this gave me
What do you mean you don't want to publish the kids book I wrote about a girl who falls in love with her tapeworm??
August 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What do you mean you don't want to publish the kids book I wrote about a girl who falls in love with her tapeworm??
If anyone is going to #wickedcomiccon in Boston this year please stop by my table and say nice things to me even if they aren’t true!
August 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If anyone is going to #wickedcomiccon in Boston this year please stop by my table and say nice things to me even if they aren’t true!
Being alive rules
August 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Being alive rules
Dear Amazon Prime please let me write the next James Bond movie. I’ve already started on the script.
August 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Dear Amazon Prime please let me write the next James Bond movie. I’ve already started on the script.
Absolutely in love with this
August 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Absolutely in love with this