Mistress Matisse
@mistressmatisse.bsky.social
Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer, Seattle. Sex work is work. Queer. Cannabis. Vaxxed. Gen X, she/her. Not here to “build my brand”
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Yes, this is a pretty view of Lake Chapala. The lake is about 50 miles long and 8 miles across. The peak on the right is Mt Garcia, a non-active volcano
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yes, this is a pretty view of Lake Chapala. The lake is about 50 miles long and 8 miles across. The peak on the right is Mt Garcia, a non-active volcano
Now in my third lodging of the trip. I wanted a variety, kinda see how life is lived here. So I first booked a cute modest little house, and then an inn in the historic downtown district, and now, an upscale gated-community view condo.
Guess which one was the biggest hassle to get into? THIS ONE
Guess which one was the biggest hassle to get into? THIS ONE
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Now in my third lodging of the trip. I wanted a variety, kinda see how life is lived here. So I first booked a cute modest little house, and then an inn in the historic downtown district, and now, an upscale gated-community view condo.
Guess which one was the biggest hassle to get into? THIS ONE
Guess which one was the biggest hassle to get into? THIS ONE
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It’s getting real for Home Depot. The flash mob is only the warm up, the nationwide boycott hits on November 27th.
Chant: “Tax the rich tax, the motherf*cking rich.”
Chant: “Tax the rich tax, the motherf*cking rich.”
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s getting real for Home Depot. The flash mob is only the warm up, the nationwide boycott hits on November 27th.
Chant: “Tax the rich tax, the motherf*cking rich.”
Chant: “Tax the rich tax, the motherf*cking rich.”
I had the sweetest cab driver today, who told me all about where to get the best ice cream in town. And then he said “But - you probably shouldn’t eat it now because the weather is getting so CHILLY.”
Friends, it is sunny and 77 degrees today. I guess everything is relative!
Friends, it is sunny and 77 degrees today. I guess everything is relative!
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I had the sweetest cab driver today, who told me all about where to get the best ice cream in town. And then he said “But - you probably shouldn’t eat it now because the weather is getting so CHILLY.”
Friends, it is sunny and 77 degrees today. I guess everything is relative!
Friends, it is sunny and 77 degrees today. I guess everything is relative!
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All of the most wholesome people I know are sex workers.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
All of the most wholesome people I know are sex workers.
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wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing
There’s a big party in town all this week so far, we’re not sure why exactly? But the main stage in the central square is rocking! (View from the mirador of my lodging)
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
There’s a big party in town all this week so far, we’re not sure why exactly? But the main stage in the central square is rocking! (View from the mirador of my lodging)
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Stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie are largely reserved for holiday feasts not because they’re “special” but because they’re gross actually, fight me
my take on Food Discourse is that it's always ridiculous but it's also nice to be fighting about dumb internet shit again instead of dealing with Oppressive Despair all the time so please keep posting your bad takes
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie are largely reserved for holiday feasts not because they’re “special” but because they’re gross actually, fight me
The COLOR of light here is just lovely mmmm
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The COLOR of light here is just lovely mmmm
Counterpoint: Thanksgiving is the single worst “holiday” and I hate it. It’s a huge amount of work for food that is honestly mediocre at best. And football. This week, as always, I’m extremely grateful to be OUT of the country and NOT be planning or hosting or cooking or attending a dinner anywhere.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Counterpoint: Thanksgiving is the single worst “holiday” and I hate it. It’s a huge amount of work for food that is honestly mediocre at best. And football. This week, as always, I’m extremely grateful to be OUT of the country and NOT be planning or hosting or cooking or attending a dinner anywhere.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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My buddy just called Robert Kennedy Jr. “Dr. Felchi” and I don’t think I’m gonna recover…
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My buddy just called Robert Kennedy Jr. “Dr. Felchi” and I don’t think I’m gonna recover…
My travel companion is amused by my night-lights, but hey, when you’re staying in places with uneven floors, THIS is how you don’t stub your toe or turn your ankle in the middle of the night. I always travel with such necessities
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My travel companion is amused by my night-lights, but hey, when you’re staying in places with uneven floors, THIS is how you don’t stub your toe or turn your ankle in the middle of the night. I always travel with such necessities
I’m glad this woman had the bravery to speak to the police, many women in her position would be reluctant to do so
HOUSTON: A church employee pretended to be ICE to extort a masseuse for money who is in the country legally with a temporary visa
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I’m glad this woman had the bravery to speak to the police, many women in her position would be reluctant to do so
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The amount of ink being spilled over this one pretty woman’s sex life.
Did she make regrettable choices? Yes.
Are people just leeringly obsessed with her sexuality because this is an age of ever-rising misogyny and they’re projecting their gender anxieties onto her? Also yes.
Did she make regrettable choices? Yes.
Are people just leeringly obsessed with her sexuality because this is an age of ever-rising misogyny and they’re projecting their gender anxieties onto her? Also yes.
The forthcoming print edition of Vanity Fair includes an abstract nude portrait of Olivia Nuzzi, @nataliekorach.bsky.social reports, writing about how the growing scandal is raising questions about the decision making at the magazine.
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Condé’s Nuzzi Conundrum
Inside Condé Nast's media drama: Gabriel Nuzzi's revelations spark controversy, exposing internal tensions and unfolding newsroom dynamics with dramatic flair.
www.status.news
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The amount of ink being spilled over this one pretty woman’s sex life.
Did she make regrettable choices? Yes.
Are people just leeringly obsessed with her sexuality because this is an age of ever-rising misogyny and they’re projecting their gender anxieties onto her? Also yes.
Did she make regrettable choices? Yes.
Are people just leeringly obsessed with her sexuality because this is an age of ever-rising misogyny and they’re projecting their gender anxieties onto her? Also yes.
A slightly different angle on the shore of Lake Chapala, at sunset
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A slightly different angle on the shore of Lake Chapala, at sunset
The view from my roof deck: Sunny Sunday in Mexico
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The view from my roof deck: Sunny Sunday in Mexico
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Sex work platforms be like:
Gain traction, make money, grow popular - because of the sex workers on the platform
Few months later: okay, we have money now.
Throws sex workers in trash
Gain traction, make money, grow popular - because of the sex workers on the platform
Few months later: okay, we have money now.
Throws sex workers in trash
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sex work platforms be like:
Gain traction, make money, grow popular - because of the sex workers on the platform
Few months later: okay, we have money now.
Throws sex workers in trash
Gain traction, make money, grow popular - because of the sex workers on the platform
Few months later: okay, we have money now.
Throws sex workers in trash
Update: it seems to be live again!
Has anyone else noticed that the “Popular With Friends” feed is not refreshing? For like 12 hours now
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Update: it seems to be live again!
Has anyone else noticed that the “Popular With Friends” feed is not refreshing? For like 12 hours now
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Has anyone else noticed that the “Popular With Friends” feed is not refreshing? For like 12 hours now
I’m continuing to enjoy myself in Mexico! I know some people post more when they travel, but I’m always much more *present and focused in the moment*, so I tend to post less.
But the weather continues to be PERFECT, people are lovely, food is yummy, and the random travel challenges are surmountable
But the weather continues to be PERFECT, people are lovely, food is yummy, and the random travel challenges are surmountable
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m continuing to enjoy myself in Mexico! I know some people post more when they travel, but I’m always much more *present and focused in the moment*, so I tend to post less.
But the weather continues to be PERFECT, people are lovely, food is yummy, and the random travel challenges are surmountable
But the weather continues to be PERFECT, people are lovely, food is yummy, and the random travel challenges are surmountable
Yeah, when your whole relationship is nothing but: dirty texting? You go to some weird places, conversationally
What is ‘felching’ — the raunchy sex-act RFK Jr. texted about with Olivia Nuzzi, according to her ex Ryan Lizza
What is ‘felching’ — the raunchy sex-act RFK Jr. texted about with Olivia Nuzzi, according to her ex Ryan Lizza
Not 'health' — but, certainly, a 'human service.'
nypost.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yeah, when your whole relationship is nothing but: dirty texting? You go to some weird places, conversationally
I’ve heard some amazing Mexican cover songs and this is a banger
I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’ve heard some amazing Mexican cover songs and this is a banger
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Put it in The Louvre of US political history. The look on Mamdani's face is priceless.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Put it in The Louvre of US political history. The look on Mamdani's face is priceless.