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Mika_Hyvärinen
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“Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.” -Jeremy Clarkson

A bit of a wreck. Hairy disability pensioner. Depression/Anxiety. Legs fucked (cane/scooter).

Atheist.

Legend in Dream Team Hockey.

KuopioFi
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This could work. The KGB solution to any problem is to jail it.
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Apparently Donald's plan to prevent communism in America is to create a secret police who act like the soviet KGB.
ICE is arguing in court that US CITIZENS can be detained, handcuffed, and biometrically screened unless they can prove citizenship on the spot. And that a REAL ID isn't enough. This isn't border security. It's a "papers-please" America where freedom is conditional and innocence comes last.
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Tee @adleande.bsky.social tähän vuoden loppuun yksi oikea ratkaisu ja vie RKP pois Orpo/Purran rasistisesta sekoilusta kaataen se.

100% varmuudella hyväksi puolueelle ja ennenkaikkea Suomelle.
December 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
*TIEDOTE*

En aio mitenkään erityissiivota jouluksi.

*TIEDOTE PÄÄTTYY*
December 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Kolmen vuoden Persujen rasismin suojeleminen ja mahdollistaminen lensi nyt kunnolla Petterillä tuulettimeen.

Mitä se kertoo kaverin arvostelukyvystä, että yhteistyö edelleen kelpaa...
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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A few seconds of serenity from Anna Maria Island.
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Some tongue action for your hog hwednesday 🐍👅
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Installed in 1410, this 600 year-old clock located in Prague is the world's oldest astrological clock still in operation.
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Prince, an orphaned koala joey that was recently resecued from the wild in Australia, likes to stay in his little basket with a blankie~so adorable. He will be released back into the wild when ready. 🩶
[Cr. sunshinecoastkoalarescue on Instagram]
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Have decided russian navy needs to redesignate certain vessels. Their new name is sunkmarine.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.
December 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Valitettavasti joulu on peruttu.
Joulupukki on pidätetty.

Unfortunately christmas has been canceled.
Santa has been arrested.
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Northern Cardinal perched above the Kish #birds
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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🧵
Ever wonder what the baby universe looked like—just 800 million years after the Big Bang?

JWST has given us an amazing glimpse via a galaxy called Virgil, hidden in the iconic Hubble eXtreme Deep Field.

➡️ news.arizona.edu/news/monster...

🔭 🧪 #extragalactic #science #cosmology #JWST

1/11
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Älä koskaan luota ihmiseen joka ei ole ystävällinen eläimiä kohtaan 💙
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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STOP TAPPOLUVILLE ❌🐺
📍 Eduskuntatalo
🗓️ Ti 16.12. klo 16
Luontoliiton susiryhmä, Animalia, Oikeutta eläimille, Eläinten vallankumous ja Eläinkapina kutsuvat sinut mukaan puolustamaan suurpetoja! Tule mukaan ja jaa eteenpäin! Kiitos paljon.
#StopTappoluville
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Day 1391 of my 3 day war. A $40,000 Ukrainian drone sank a $400,000,000 Russian submarine.

I remain a master strategist.
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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We are a very peaceful invader. We are quite willing to let Ukraine surrender territory so we don't have to fight for it.

They are being very warlike by defending themselves.
⚡️ Zelensky signals no consensus yet on territory after talks with US envoys.

"It seems to me that we still have different positions" on territory, Zelensky said, stressing that the only pressure comes from Moscow while the U.S. acts as a mediator.
Ukraine hails 'real progress' toward peace after talks with US envoys in Berlin
Kyiv and Washington made "real progress" toward peace in Ukraine during two-day talks in Berlin, top security official and negotiator Rustem Umerov said on Dec. 15.
kyivindependent.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I am in the only person whose death could make Donald sad.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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As if leaving me with another submarine that now can't sink, to go with all the ships that now don't float, the Ukrainians even hacked our surveillance cameras so we filmed their attack for them.
December 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Good news. We have a dry dock to repair the submarine.

Bad news. It's in Crimea and contains the other submarine Ukraine destroyed.
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM