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like Malcolm Mooney,
smoke a haiku cigarette.
your skeets drift skyward
he/him
like Malcolm Mooney,
smoke a haiku cigarette.
your skeets drift skyward
he/him
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shitpost like you're Piero Manzoni
at least once a month somebody asks whether i'm in a band based on how i dress, but nobody's ever asked whether i tailor my own clothing when i'm at karaoke
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
at least once a month somebody asks whether i'm in a band based on how i dress, but nobody's ever asked whether i tailor my own clothing when i'm at karaoke
just went to a little bar that puts up random bands. all we knew was tonight is jazz. we get there for the first song, and the sax player says "tonight we'll be performing all kenny g covers"
plays a few songs. he's in his thirties maybe, says he's from china. apparently during china's capitalist
plays a few songs. he's in his thirties maybe, says he's from china. apparently during china's capitalist
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
just went to a little bar that puts up random bands. all we knew was tonight is jazz. we get there for the first song, and the sax player says "tonight we'll be performing all kenny g covers"
plays a few songs. he's in his thirties maybe, says he's from china. apparently during china's capitalist
plays a few songs. he's in his thirties maybe, says he's from china. apparently during china's capitalist
do you guys ever get hungry, but just for water? and then you have some water and you're not hungry anymore. it's like having the water has satiated your hunger
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
do you guys ever get hungry, but just for water? and then you have some water and you're not hungry anymore. it's like having the water has satiated your hunger
consistency-wise, peanut butter is basically the stew of gazpachos
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
consistency-wise, peanut butter is basically the stew of gazpachos
i usually say i don't like soup, but i guess i actually eat it pretty often
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
i usually say i don't like soup, but i guess i actually eat it pretty often
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it's stimulating
Tim Curry Official Music Video - I Do The Rock
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November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
it's stimulating
if you want to have a good time, or make people really laugh at a party, you can use bot tan. and you can say do a nice compliment of someone. you can tell, it's, so, you can tell bot tan be nicer to this person. you can just get more unhinged and keep saying be nicer, be nicer, be nicer to everyone
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
if you want to have a good time, or make people really laugh at a party, you can use bot tan. and you can say do a nice compliment of someone. you can tell, it's, so, you can tell bot tan be nicer to this person. you can just get more unhinged and keep saying be nicer, be nicer, be nicer to everyone
looks like it's that time of year again, and we'd like to remind everyone here that just because you don't 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘺 as satanic doesn't mean you aren't 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 satanic
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
looks like it's that time of year again, and we'd like to remind everyone here that just because you don't 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘺 as satanic doesn't mean you aren't 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 satanic
oh shit plant just appeared on tiny desk. for those who need to know
oh shit pulp just appeared on tiny desk. for those who need to know
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
oh shit plant just appeared on tiny desk. for those who need to know
if master shake was thirty or forty years old in 2005, he is currently fifty or sixty years old
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
if master shake was thirty or forty years old in 2005, he is currently fifty or sixty years old
the grass can't be greener on either side because the word green comes from the Middle English and Old English word grene, which, like the German word grün, has the same root as the words grass and grow.[5] It is from a Common Germanic *gronja-, which is also reflected in Old Norse grænn, Old High G
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
the grass can't be greener on either side because the word green comes from the Middle English and Old English word grene, which, like the German word grün, has the same root as the words grass and grow.[5] It is from a Common Germanic *gronja-, which is also reflected in Old Norse grænn, Old High G
that's just your brain talking. pay it no mind
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
that's just your brain talking. pay it no mind
oh shit pulp just appeared on tiny desk. for those who need to know
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
oh shit pulp just appeared on tiny desk. for those who need to know
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heavy is the ham that helps the burger
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
heavy is the ham that helps the burger
i've never been banned before because this is honestly a bit beyond my means but if anybody wants to go in on one of these, like commune-style,
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November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i've never been banned before because this is honestly a bit beyond my means but if anybody wants to go in on one of these, like commune-style,
www.forestrytrader.ca/listings/woo...
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November 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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it's not that this happens on a daily basis, but i can never remember the name Koyaanisqatsi because Korpiklaani gets stuck in my head.
slightly different vibes those two but phonetically my brain finds them identical
slightly different vibes those two but phonetically my brain finds them identical
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
it's not that this happens on a daily basis, but i can never remember the name Koyaanisqatsi because Korpiklaani gets stuck in my head.
slightly different vibes those two but phonetically my brain finds them identical
slightly different vibes those two but phonetically my brain finds them identical
the economy is iffy right now, so as a contingency plan in my free time i've been practicing my henching. the strongman inevitably rises to power after any societal collapse... also thought about practicing my yessing, but i believe a good hencher will be more in-demand should the worst come to pass
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the economy is iffy right now, so as a contingency plan in my free time i've been practicing my henching. the strongman inevitably rises to power after any societal collapse... also thought about practicing my yessing, but i believe a good hencher will be more in-demand should the worst come to pass
when you really think about it, airport is short for aeronautical portal
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
when you really think about it, airport is short for aeronautical portal
these are class. my grandpa used to give me these as a kid and i love strong flavours but dislike licorice, and so could never decide if i liked em
i still can't decide but I'm having fun eating them anyway
i still can't decide but I'm having fun eating them anyway
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
these are class. my grandpa used to give me these as a kid and i love strong flavours but dislike licorice, and so could never decide if i liked em
i still can't decide but I'm having fun eating them anyway
i still can't decide but I'm having fun eating them anyway
a toddler is a tod who is a toddler
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
a toddler is a tod who is a toddler
(sauntering up to you at a bar) hey baby you look like you've deployed near-microscopic detail to achieve the highest degree of representational verisimilitude possible
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
(sauntering up to you at a bar) hey baby you look like you've deployed near-microscopic detail to achieve the highest degree of representational verisimilitude possible
wait i thought funko pop was a brand of ring pops
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
wait i thought funko pop was a brand of ring pops
who's still watching this in 2019? 😂😂😂
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
who's still watching this in 2019? 😂😂😂