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@goblinesque.bsky.social

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local goblin! 🎃🍂⚰️ @goblinesque.bsky.social · Mar 5

me when I get a new follower on here

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 4d

ME: give it to me straight doctor. how long do i have
DOC: what
ME: left. to live
DOC: it's carpal tunnel syndrome. you're not going to die
ME: my god ... eternal life

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local goblin! 🎃🍂⚰️ @goblinesque.bsky.social · 5m

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local goblin! 🎃🍂⚰️ @goblinesque.bsky.social · 10m

pouring my Shaken Udder™ into several shotglasses

local goblin! 🎃🍂⚰️ @goblinesque.bsky.social · 14m

drinking a milkshake with one of those fuckass "cap attached for recycling" things and all it has achieved is milkshake on my nose and rage in my heart

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local goblin! 🎃🍂⚰️ @goblinesque.bsky.social · 30m

sometimes i feel like it doesn't matter if i slept 10+ hours, if i wake up too early it just seems to cancel it out ;A;

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local goblin! 🎃🍂⚰️ @goblinesque.bsky.social · 31m

well, again, she might. i have no clue who she is!!

local goblin! 🎃🍂⚰️ @goblinesque.bsky.social · 31m

I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT

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local goblin! 🎃🍂⚰️ @goblinesque.bsky.social · 36m

tbf i know OF addison rae but i don't know what she looks like

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/dethrood.bat @dethrood.bsky.social · 7d

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Gui Simões ✰ 🐈‍⬛ @guihenris.bsky.social · 22d

The Batman 🦇💥❤️

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Gui Simões ✰ 🐈‍⬛ @guihenris.bsky.social · 13h

Mistério SA 💗💀🐶

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local goblin! 🎃🍂⚰️ @goblinesque.bsky.social · 1h

my son is also named Gunge Vlark

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 7h

i'm going to be real with you software, i know i said i would try that new feature later, but you put me on the spot by not giving me another option. i will never try that feature