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i'm a late night snacker 🥪
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Sorry, everyone, but since the traitor Rommath here is wearing ILLEGAL AND CRIMINAL green gemstones on his red and gold clothes we are going to execute him by firing squad tomorrow. Blood elves hate green gemstones! He’s clearly a fel addict!
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Sorry, everyone, but since the traitor Rommath here is wearing ILLEGAL AND CRIMINAL green gemstones on his red and gold clothes we are going to execute him by firing squad tomorrow. Blood elves hate green gemstones! He’s clearly a fel addict!
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hey siri what are the best jobs for someone with no motivation or noteworthy skills that also pay six figures
January 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
hey siri what are the best jobs for someone with no motivation or noteworthy skills that also pay six figures
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HELLO, HR?
Want to feel my muscle?
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
HELLO, HR?
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 23,1953
January 23,1953
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 23,1953
January 23,1953
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me when i see something that is of interest to me:
interesting!
January 23, 2026 at 6:17 PM
me when i see something that is of interest to me:
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Procedurally generated studio apartment
January 23, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Procedurally generated studio apartment
day 1 in eversong woods on tbc anniversary was SO much fun 💗
January 23, 2026 at 5:23 PM
day 1 in eversong woods on tbc anniversary was SO much fun 💗
my boss was showing me a video of him having to spoonfeed his large dog (there's nothing wrong with her she just decided she wanted that) and said "i would probably kill my wife and weans for this dog"
January 23, 2026 at 5:17 PM
my boss was showing me a video of him having to spoonfeed his large dog (there's nothing wrong with her she just decided she wanted that) and said "i would probably kill my wife and weans for this dog"
btw i haven't been on here much for the past...... few weeks..... due to regularly scheduled work stress but i have 9 days off now. i am here to torment you
January 23, 2026 at 5:14 PM
btw i haven't been on here much for the past...... few weeks..... due to regularly scheduled work stress but i have 9 days off now. i am here to torment you
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Hi yes I'd like one ticket for desolate gloom please
January 23, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Hi yes I'd like one ticket for desolate gloom please
plugging my space heater into a second, larger space heater
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
plugging my space heater into a second, larger space heater
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
yesterday marked 5 years since my bf & I bought a house together after meeting irl twice lmao
January 23, 2026 at 12:35 PM
yesterday marked 5 years since my bf & I bought a house together after meeting irl twice lmao
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Halloween is coming!
January 23, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Halloween is coming!
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chocolate box my melody and kuromi 💫
January 23, 2026 at 9:25 AM
chocolate box my melody and kuromi 💫
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Seven minutes after arriving at the function I agreed to attend because I thought it would be good for me
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Seven minutes after arriving at the function I agreed to attend because I thought it would be good for me
about to take a FAT NAP
January 23, 2026 at 11:54 AM
about to take a FAT NAP
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The best way to overcome your fears is to never face them again
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The best way to overcome your fears is to never face them again
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Change one letter in Skeletor's name and it becomes Skeleton
May 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Change one letter in Skeletor's name and it becomes Skeleton
earlier I had been questing for a while with a guy I randomly grouped up with and someone else asked to be invited, they finished the quest we were doing first and the party leader said like "gz, you don't have to stay for us" and they said "no it makes me happy to help you" 🥺
January 22, 2026 at 7:27 PM
earlier I had been questing for a while with a guy I randomly grouped up with and someone else asked to be invited, they finished the quest we were doing first and the party leader said like "gz, you don't have to stay for us" and they said "no it makes me happy to help you" 🥺