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michael warshauer

michael warshauer

@mjwarshauer.bsky.social

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“I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.” // Chicago // Owner @therecordtruck.bsky.social // also film + tv production. Indy native, frequently ranting about sports

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michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · Jul 23

I recently bought a 1927 Ford delivery truck which I’m converting into a mobile used record store. Her name is Gloria. Follow @therecordtruck.bsky.social for more.

The Record Truck @therecordtruck.bsky.social · Jul 23

Ahwooga

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 1d

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 4d

Baseball watchers tomorrow

Tired Lisa Simpson excepts a mug of coffee

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brian b. levinson @brianblevinson.bsky.social · 4d

10 years ago tonight

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 4d

When the baseball goes late

An exhausted Homer Simpson lays on his side in his bed watching TV

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 4d

This World Series fucking rules

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 4d

We’re definitely not winning, but at least there will be some cool dunks

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 4d

A glorious 25 minutes of playing time over 2 seasons

Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 4d

Pacers legend James Wiseman, end of an era

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 4d

Mac McClung and Obi Toppin on the same team??? Lob City is now Indianapolis

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 5d

So many Nalgene bottles at the My Morning Jacket concert

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 8d

SGA took 26 free throws tonight, you can say he’s not a free throw merchant, but also, wtf is going on

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 8d

You said you’d never forget!

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 8d

Appreciate and understand the sentiment, but I can think of one time in American history where it was worse

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 10d

THE NBA IS BACK!

Marge Simpson saying “I know, how about we play the basketball?”

“I am no Harvey globetrotter, but”

“Watch out for the shack attack!”

“I told you to watch out”

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 11d

ALCS has been a wiiild ride

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 11d

Who could have seen this coming

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 12d

The arc of Liverpool fandom so far this year

Screenshot of Jesse Pinkman from breaking bad altered to say we keep getting away with it

Meme of the bro saying bro I’m straight up not having a good time

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 20d

HOOOOOSIERS

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 21d

I ❤️ LA

LA local news leading with the news a missing cat was returned to its home in West Hollywood

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 21d

I repeat

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · Oct 1

If you don’t believe A’ja Wilson is one of the best basketball players on the planet then I know you don’t know ball

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 23d

The Liberty just won a championship last year, the most insufferable fan base in the NBA is BACK!

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 23d

Hard to fault Brewers fans being obnoxious at Wrigley given that Cubs fans call their ballpark “Wrigley North,” but on the other hand, fuck them

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 26d

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 28d

These WNBA Finals are already as fun as advertised

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 29d

Lt. Dans 🫡

michael warshauer @mjwarshauer.bsky.social · 29d

This is a weird trio in the booth for ESPN for Cubs-Padres, feels like Jessica Mendoza keeps disappearing on the broadcast