Michael Watts
@mjwatts1983.bsky.social
USN 2002-08 MM2(NUKE/SW), Uncle, Owns a cat, Dem, Politics & Simpsons Geek, #TexPat in CO. Tweets are my own & do not reflect the orgs I represent.
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MACGRUBER!
MacGruber: Epstein Files - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
MACGRUBER!
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Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
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According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
Reposted by Michael Watts
Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
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He’s been ranting in long posts all night.
Rather than subject you to his drivel, refer to the gif below for the gist of it.
Rather than subject you to his drivel, refer to the gif below for the gist of it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
He’s been ranting in long posts all night.
Rather than subject you to his drivel, refer to the gif below for the gist of it.
Rather than subject you to his drivel, refer to the gif below for the gist of it.
Reposted by Michael Watts
If you’re willing to say, out loud, that it’s “worse” to rape a 5 year old than a 14 year old, this was never about protecting kids.
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If you’re willing to say, out loud, that it’s “worse” to rape a 5 year old than a 14 year old, this was never about protecting kids.
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Megyn Kelly is the kind of person who would would tell her daughter or niece to stop making things up and defend her husband against molestation charges because male approval and validation is all that matters to her.
She's a blond Ghislaine Maxwell.
She's a blond Ghislaine Maxwell.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Megyn Kelly is the kind of person who would would tell her daughter or niece to stop making things up and defend her husband against molestation charges because male approval and validation is all that matters to her.
She's a blond Ghislaine Maxwell.
She's a blond Ghislaine Maxwell.
Sharon Camp, Mother of the ‘Plan B’ Contraceptive Pill, Dies at 81
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
NFL 2025 Week 11
TNF NYJ-NE
TreVeyon Henderson scored 3 total TDs on Gronk appreciation night
youtu.be/kC2lQT5NVqE?...
TNF NYJ-NE
TreVeyon Henderson scored 3 total TDs on Gronk appreciation night
youtu.be/kC2lQT5NVqE?...
New York Jets vs New England Patriots Game Highlights | 2025 NFL Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
NFL 2025 Week 11
TNF NYJ-NE
TreVeyon Henderson scored 3 total TDs on Gronk appreciation night
youtu.be/kC2lQT5NVqE?...
TNF NYJ-NE
TreVeyon Henderson scored 3 total TDs on Gronk appreciation night
youtu.be/kC2lQT5NVqE?...
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Megyn Kelly has a 15-year-old child living in her house. Perhaps, Child Protective Services is due to make a call.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Megyn Kelly has a 15-year-old child living in her house. Perhaps, Child Protective Services is due to make a call.
NFL 2025 Week 11
Rankings & Picks
Rankings & Picks
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
NFL 2025 Week 11
Rankings & Picks
Rankings & Picks
This Week In SportsBall: NFL 2025 Week 10
This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Ten Edition (2025)
YouTube video by UrinatingTree
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November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This Week In SportsBall: NFL 2025 Week 10
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"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva
House votes on Senate bill to end longest government shutdown in US history, heads to Trump for his signature
So… about those Epstein files?
apnews.com/live/donald-...
So… about those Epstein files?
apnews.com/live/donald-...
Government shutdown live updates: House votes to reopen government, sends bill for Trump's signature
The longest government shutdown in U.S. history could conclude as soon as today, Day 43, after the U.S. House of Representatives voted Wednesday to reopen the government.
apnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
House votes on Senate bill to end longest government shutdown in US history, heads to Trump for his signature
So… about those Epstein files?
apnews.com/live/donald-...
So… about those Epstein files?
apnews.com/live/donald-...
Chalmers: Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
Skinner: aurora borealis?
Chalmers: Uh- AURORA BOREALIS!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!?
Skinner: Yes!
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
Skinner: ... no
Skinner: aurora borealis?
Chalmers: Uh- AURORA BOREALIS!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!?
Skinner: Yes!
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
Skinner: ... no
Northern lights return to Colorado skies tonight as severe solar storms continue
Waves of colorful northern lights are expected to light up Colorado skies once again Wednesday night as severe geomagnetic storms continue, according to space weather forecasts.
www.denverpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Chalmers: Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
Skinner: aurora borealis?
Chalmers: Uh- AURORA BOREALIS!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!?
Skinner: Yes!
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
Skinner: ... no
Skinner: aurora borealis?
Chalmers: Uh- AURORA BOREALIS!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!?
Skinner: Yes!
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
Skinner: ... no
Never forget that Cookie Monster hosts Monsterpiece Theater
He is the epitome of class & culture
He is the epitome of class & culture
Elmo, Cookie Monster, & Friends Crash Netflix Auditions | Sesame Street | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Never forget that Cookie Monster hosts Monsterpiece Theater
He is the epitome of class & culture
He is the epitome of class & culture
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8 Senate Democrats voted with Senate Republicans last night on a handshake deal to break the government funding impasse.
I've got the facts and details about this agreement, who was a part of the deal, and what's next for Americans.
youtu.be/sNhbSaIFrPA?...
I've got the facts and details about this agreement, who was a part of the deal, and what's next for Americans.
youtu.be/sNhbSaIFrPA?...
Dem Senators STUN Party With SHOCKING SHUTDOWN Vote!?
YouTube video by Katie Phang
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November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
8 Senate Democrats voted with Senate Republicans last night on a handshake deal to break the government funding impasse.
I've got the facts and details about this agreement, who was a part of the deal, and what's next for Americans.
youtu.be/sNhbSaIFrPA?...
I've got the facts and details about this agreement, who was a part of the deal, and what's next for Americans.
youtu.be/sNhbSaIFrPA?...