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B. J. $chwendt
@moav5706.bsky.social
Fighting like hell for the Ladies, Gays, and Theys the best way a working-class queer knows how. Don't like my views? Teach me or stay silent!🏳️‍🌈
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Be aware! This is me now!
old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
ALT: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
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The world is small and wonderful. To pass the time I’ve been playing this #WWE candy crush type game. I use Sami Zayn a lot. I happen to like the guy, but he’s my top character. It’s surreal though. My friend’s kid wanted have a match for his 12th birthday, so he did. Zayn worked a 4 way that show.
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I can pinpoint the moment I feel Twitter went bad during the Obama administration.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My friend who is still on X for work told me #Trump has gone full crazy!He’s demanding his own beloved
McDonald’s use half the cheese on fish sandwiches in Illinois because he hates Chicago Catholics, especially our new pope. This is worse than anything in the Epstein Files! Stop him #JB or #JD!
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I saw this combo years ago in St. Louis. Combine them, snacks, drinks, plus a solid local act and you have everything good about #Midwest Live #Comedy.
websites got answers
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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websites got answers
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
#Midwest #Winter came early, uninvited, and will outstay its welcome like a selfish lover. Anyway, here’s pics of chili I whipped up.
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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He stole it from this really obscure rudo named Gory Guerrero. It’s just a 3/4 Gory Special into a backslide. WW4A lightweights specialize in backslide pins. Here’s another fun fact! #2Truths1Lie
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
All the men who hit on me online remind me of Borat because they’re always like “Very nice!” and “My wife…”
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Jean-Claude Van Damme is the greatest martial arts movie star because all martial arts stars are the same to me, but he also has a great ass.
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Dean Malenko watched me sing "Truck Nuts" last night. I had a wonderful time, I'm not sure how Dean Malenko felt about it.
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This is now officially the top rated Door Dash review at my preferred Jimmy John’s location.
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have to go to a food bank tomorrow because PNC fucked with my money so bad.
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hey, @ekkoastral.bsky.social, do you know any journalists who can signal boost this show at The Sinkhole that I just found out about?
sinkholerecords.com/event/mtug-b...
MTUG BENEFIT SHOW - Sinkhole
Metro Trans Umbrella Group Benefit Show https://www.stlmetrotrans.org/ w/ xAblazex (Madison, WI) Extort (Springfield, IL) Phantom Pike (Springfield, IL) Shadow Age (Chicago, IL) Mechanizm (Springfield...
sinkholerecords.com
October 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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if it bleeds it leads. “horseglue” by ekko astral is out everywhere you can listen to music. have at it.
horseglue
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October 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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my best friend has a bet that the cowboys will win tonight and if she loses she has to read the kamala harris book cover to cover
October 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I was inspired last night and love indie wrestling again. All due to one child. "THE MESSIAH OF CENTRAL ILLINOIS WRESTLING" LOGAN FUCKING CAVAZOS! #WWE #GCW #AEW #ECW #Indie #Wrestling #Community
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