night of the living chester
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night of the living chester
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not a mad scientist, but a disturbed engineer. bees laugh in atbash
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what do you mean the Paris catacombs are slightly *younger* than the United States. Paris is so old and that does not seem like an industrial-era solution at All
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should I become a FOIA Guy
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ok I did not get this joke at All when you said it out loud
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
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ignore the lipstick on my teeth in the second photo but i finally tried on my halloween costume (black widow pider-vampire) and i’m so excited about it
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im so underground im spitting out dirt! ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi
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for halloween: mad xenobiologist pj. he's a bit older than his usual self and is obsessed with the xenomorph. he farms them by luring people into his lab and then locking them into a room with a facehugger so they get implanted, then feeds their bodies to his weird little experimental xenomorph farm
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Hmmm, I see from the itinerary that, for reasons known only to them, the French have decided to punish me by making me watch the Annihilation movie again.
I am sincerely glad my tragedy is motivating to you. Please, learn from my mistakes.
FORTY MINUTES IN. RIGHT DOWN THE FRONT OF AN OFF-WHITE TURTLENECK. Hot chocolate mix powder sitting visibly atop my black pants. I look like a god damned toddler
fashion is not for me 37 minutes into the work day and I have gotten hot chocolate on my pants
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in software engineering there is the concept of an “anti-pattern,” which a deleterious solution that often ignores or works against the architectural benefits of the platform.

anyway we are rife with ai anti-patterns. because no one has been taught what their failure modes and strengths are.
Federal Judges— or staff, but same-same— used "AI" to summarize & draft rulings, issued them w/o checking the work, leading to basic factual errors, & thus undermining the facticity & validity of the rulings entire.

Gee. Who Could Have Foreseen. *stares directly into the camera like in the office*
Two federal judges say use of AI led to errors in US court rulings
Two federal judges admitted in response to an inquiry by U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley that members of their staff used artificial intelligence to help prepare recent court orders that Grassley called "error-ridden."
www.reuters.com
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Barker called me up one night and without preamble said "It's opinions, not onions. Not onions. This is Clive Barker. I've been trying to track down and stop this error in editions for decades. OPINIONS."
(It wasn't until Jeff and Ann VanderMeer were working on their anthology The Weird that I learned that "onions" is a typo. Either Jeff or Ann mentioned to me that Barker asked them to fix the typo that had haunted the story in countless reprintings, incl in their own earlier antho The New Weird.)
No. She actually will eat them for real and I don't know what that does to her obligate carnivore system
the cat is begging for my stone wheat crackers like a dog. Why
wish I had free access to a laser cutter and engineering kid scrap materials again so I wouldn't have to pay for sock blockers that aren't even the size I want anyways. It would take me a single day...