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Emmet Mojo McA
@mojomca.bsky.social
370 followers 340 following 2.1K posts
Oldish bloke with pets, loves music, comedy, film, and twatting about. Strong views on stuff, but only if I've been drinking. If you are not keen on rejection, then please, don't write in.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 13h
That things will work out in the end.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 1d
Yoga again later.
It's okay, but there's a huge amount of focus on not blowing off.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 2d
Littler is running away with this, lads.
#darts #thedarts #WorldDartsFinal
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 2d
I honestly think the Breakfast Club is one of the worst films ever made.
No moralistic content what so ever.
Just shitty people, doing shitty things, and we, the viewer, are supposed to feel sorry for them.
Well, fuck the lot of them, is what I say. Fuck them all to hell!
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 2d
Well, this weekend has spun by far too quickly for my liking.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 4d
Imagine if the king died now?
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 4d
I'm named after the man!
There are no statues of me, as yet. But someday, you wait and see...
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 7d
I'm an ideas guy.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 7d
Could we sort out a cardboard cutout? Pop it at the back of the meeting room with an intercom you could shout into on occasion?
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 7d
Turn up at resident meeting with a German shepherd, wearing prison guard jacket and shout "Shnell!' "At-ten-shon!" or "mine got in hemmel!" Every now and then.
Just to add that little extra something to the evening.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 8d
Fucking Medway Council.
Fucking shower of useless cluster fucking fuckers.
The worst of it is, the whole thing is that bad, that even bigger useless shower of fucking fuckers at reform are going to land slide the next council election and make things 100% worse.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 8d
The girlfriend has signed me up to join her at yoga lesson later. I'm 52, I'm not sure I'm a yoga guy, but you know it's nice to do stuff with the lady and all that. But, I'm now worried that
I'll be blowing off loads. Do you blow off loads at yoga?
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 8d
I'll be up all night trying to shoehorn in a meet is murder pun.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 9d
They'd have the pennies out of a dead man's eyes, the cheapskates!
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 9d
Them ponces at 42 need to sort their shit out!
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 11d
It also looks like he has his Wang out under the table and playing with it, as the female lawyer looks on a bit disgusted.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 11d
It's this or burn down a hotel.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 11d
It's a terrible record..

#TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 11d
Who was buying this shit?

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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 11d
Fuck me! It's like a tribute to jive bunny on totp tonight.

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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 11d
2 pony tailed men on the stage.
That's 2 to many pony tailed men on that stage

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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 11d
More euro-techno dirge.

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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 11d
There was a really good reason they never released this while Bob was alive.

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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 11d
I blame all them 18-30 holiday wankers going to some shithole to have sex, in the bogs of a dodgy discotheque, while this dirge blared out of the toilet speakers.

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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 11d
Euro-techno bilge.

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