Emmet Mojo McA
@mojomca.bsky.social
Oldish bloke with pets, loves music, comedy, film, and twatting about. Strong views on stuff, but only if I've been drinking.
If you are not keen on rejection, then please, don't write in.
If you are not keen on rejection, then please, don't write in.
When you've got a global economic strategy meeting at 5, but you're fronting that Shaman tribute act at 7.
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
When you've got a global economic strategy meeting at 5, but you're fronting that Shaman tribute act at 7.
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Cracking Christmas pressie form my sister. Loads of bangers, and I'm getting bang on one matey.
Without actually getting on one, matey.
Without actually getting on one, matey.
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Cracking Christmas pressie form my sister. Loads of bangers, and I'm getting bang on one matey.
Without actually getting on one, matey.
Without actually getting on one, matey.
You know, they are all saying, Sir, you can really ging-gang goolie-goolie-goolie-goolie-watcha- ging-gang-goo. Ging-gang-goo.
And I say, well maybe, but only because crooked Joe Biden tried to make you couldn't do that anymore. But I'm bringing it back. Let's all ging-gang-goo and watcha.
And I say, well maybe, but only because crooked Joe Biden tried to make you couldn't do that anymore. But I'm bringing it back. Let's all ging-gang-goo and watcha.
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You know, they are all saying, Sir, you can really ging-gang goolie-goolie-goolie-goolie-watcha- ging-gang-goo. Ging-gang-goo.
And I say, well maybe, but only because crooked Joe Biden tried to make you couldn't do that anymore. But I'm bringing it back. Let's all ging-gang-goo and watcha.
And I say, well maybe, but only because crooked Joe Biden tried to make you couldn't do that anymore. But I'm bringing it back. Let's all ging-gang-goo and watcha.
He's only had 2 pints, and he's knackered already.
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
He's only had 2 pints, and he's knackered already.
The big lad, Rebel Dog was well up for it this morning!
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The big lad, Rebel Dog was well up for it this morning!
Rebel Dog on his walk this morning.
He's getting better every day, wanting to walk more. It's hard keeping him in line and avoiding any possible injury or setbacks.
Another week on lead, and he'll be free to get some off lead and being Rebel Dog proper again. He did get some stick practice in!
He's getting better every day, wanting to walk more. It's hard keeping him in line and avoiding any possible injury or setbacks.
Another week on lead, and he'll be free to get some off lead and being Rebel Dog proper again. He did get some stick practice in!
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Rebel Dog on his walk this morning.
He's getting better every day, wanting to walk more. It's hard keeping him in line and avoiding any possible injury or setbacks.
Another week on lead, and he'll be free to get some off lead and being Rebel Dog proper again. He did get some stick practice in!
He's getting better every day, wanting to walk more. It's hard keeping him in line and avoiding any possible injury or setbacks.
Another week on lead, and he'll be free to get some off lead and being Rebel Dog proper again. He did get some stick practice in!
Seagul nabbed red-handed, lifting a plastic bag out of the bin at Eastbourne.
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Seagul nabbed red-handed, lifting a plastic bag out of the bin at Eastbourne.
Cracking little weekend in Eastbourne, enjoying another Rhythm funk and soul weekend boogie down.
The feet are killing me, and my hip is shot to bits, but it was worth it.
The feet are killing me, and my hip is shot to bits, but it was worth it.
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Cracking little weekend in Eastbourne, enjoying another Rhythm funk and soul weekend boogie down.
The feet are killing me, and my hip is shot to bits, but it was worth it.
The feet are killing me, and my hip is shot to bits, but it was worth it.
Big day for the big lad.
X-ray to assess the implant in his knee and make sure he's healing up.
After a few hours, the surgeon has given him a all clear and recovery plan. He's currently sleeping off the sedatives and probably dreaming about food.
X-ray to assess the implant in his knee and make sure he's healing up.
After a few hours, the surgeon has given him a all clear and recovery plan. He's currently sleeping off the sedatives and probably dreaming about food.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Big day for the big lad.
X-ray to assess the implant in his knee and make sure he's healing up.
After a few hours, the surgeon has given him a all clear and recovery plan. He's currently sleeping off the sedatives and probably dreaming about food.
X-ray to assess the implant in his knee and make sure he's healing up.
After a few hours, the surgeon has given him a all clear and recovery plan. He's currently sleeping off the sedatives and probably dreaming about food.
The big lad is demanding I move and give him back his side of the sofa.
He may be recovering from surgery, but on this occasion, it's a solid no. I'm watching Taskmaster, and I want to put my feet up.
He may be recovering from surgery, but on this occasion, it's a solid no. I'm watching Taskmaster, and I want to put my feet up.
October 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The big lad is demanding I move and give him back his side of the sofa.
He may be recovering from surgery, but on this occasion, it's a solid no. I'm watching Taskmaster, and I want to put my feet up.
He may be recovering from surgery, but on this occasion, it's a solid no. I'm watching Taskmaster, and I want to put my feet up.
Fuming that I was sitting in his spot, he has taken charge of the sofa, the cushions, and the footrest.
October 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Fuming that I was sitting in his spot, he has taken charge of the sofa, the cushions, and the footrest.
October 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Who remembers starving the populace?
What were that about, eh?
What were that about, eh?
October 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Who remembers starving the populace?
What were that about, eh?
What were that about, eh?
Jeeezz, I get no respect... None at all... Let me tell you... I was such an ugly baby, all the baby photos of me in the family album are just negatives...
No respect at all...
No respect at all...
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Jeeezz, I get no respect... None at all... Let me tell you... I was such an ugly baby, all the baby photos of me in the family album are just negatives...
No respect at all...
No respect at all...
There's a pakistani fella, a Jewish fella, and an Irish man standing at a bus stop... And what further proof do you need that we live in a beautiful integrated country.
October 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There's a pakistani fella, a Jewish fella, and an Irish man standing at a bus stop... And what further proof do you need that we live in a beautiful integrated country.
I know what you're thinking, that the worlds 41st best stand-up comedian, Stuart Lee, has let himself go...
October 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I know what you're thinking, that the worlds 41st best stand-up comedian, Stuart Lee, has let himself go...
He's home after the knee opp. He's ripped to his tiny tits on painkillers and various antibiotics and anti inflation drugs.
But, He's home, settled, and on the road to recovery.
But, He's home, settled, and on the road to recovery.
September 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
He's home after the knee opp. He's ripped to his tiny tits on painkillers and various antibiotics and anti inflation drugs.
But, He's home, settled, and on the road to recovery.
But, He's home, settled, and on the road to recovery.