Emmet Mojo McA
@mojomca.bsky.social
Oldish bloke with pets, loves music, comedy, film, and twatting about. Strong views on stuff, but only if I've been drinking.
If you are not keen on rejection, then please, don't write in.
If you are not keen on rejection, then please, don't write in.
My cat loves to sit on my lap when I need to get up and do something.
January 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
My cat loves to sit on my lap when I need to get up and do something.
Well, 2025 sucked donkey nuts.
Let's hope 2026 does not go towards the anus.
Let's hope 2026 does not go towards the anus.
January 1, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Well, 2025 sucked donkey nuts.
Let's hope 2026 does not go towards the anus.
Let's hope 2026 does not go towards the anus.
Do I wear the grey tracky bottoms or the blue ones for this evenings, inside my own house away from arseholes and listening to music I like while not navigating around piss heads who can only piss on the floor in the toilets NYE spectacular?
#NYE
#NYE
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Do I wear the grey tracky bottoms or the blue ones for this evenings, inside my own house away from arseholes and listening to music I like while not navigating around piss heads who can only piss on the floor in the toilets NYE spectacular?
#NYE
#NYE
C4 ensuring the viewing figures will plummet by putting Grand Designs on before 7pm.
Who is this show aimed at, and why would anyone be bothered to watch it?
Posh folk build house. Posh folk fuck it up.
Posh folk pull it out of the bag.
Kevin has a wank after walking about the finished property.
Who is this show aimed at, and why would anyone be bothered to watch it?
Posh folk build house. Posh folk fuck it up.
Posh folk pull it out of the bag.
Kevin has a wank after walking about the finished property.
December 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
C4 ensuring the viewing figures will plummet by putting Grand Designs on before 7pm.
Who is this show aimed at, and why would anyone be bothered to watch it?
Posh folk build house. Posh folk fuck it up.
Posh folk pull it out of the bag.
Kevin has a wank after walking about the finished property.
Who is this show aimed at, and why would anyone be bothered to watch it?
Posh folk build house. Posh folk fuck it up.
Posh folk pull it out of the bag.
Kevin has a wank after walking about the finished property.
Do you know who can fuck right off?
Vape cunts.
They can go fuck themselves, the shallow, self centred gormless cunts.
Fuck off and never ever come back.
Fucking indoor vaping, braindead scum.
Vape cunts.
They can go fuck themselves, the shallow, self centred gormless cunts.
Fuck off and never ever come back.
Fucking indoor vaping, braindead scum.
December 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Do you know who can fuck right off?
Vape cunts.
They can go fuck themselves, the shallow, self centred gormless cunts.
Fuck off and never ever come back.
Fucking indoor vaping, braindead scum.
Vape cunts.
They can go fuck themselves, the shallow, self centred gormless cunts.
Fuck off and never ever come back.
Fucking indoor vaping, braindead scum.
Off to enjoy the sales by buying 2 new fence panels.
Not new clobber.
Not a new sofa.
No.
Fence panels.
2 of them.
Not new clobber.
Not a new sofa.
No.
Fence panels.
2 of them.
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Off to enjoy the sales by buying 2 new fence panels.
Not new clobber.
Not a new sofa.
No.
Fence panels.
2 of them.
Not new clobber.
Not a new sofa.
No.
Fence panels.
2 of them.
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Cracking Christmas pressie form my sister. Loads of bangers, and I'm getting bang on one matey.
Without actually getting on one, matey.
Without actually getting on one, matey.
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Cracking Christmas pressie form my sister. Loads of bangers, and I'm getting bang on one matey.
Without actually getting on one, matey.
Without actually getting on one, matey.
Merry Christmas all.
I woke up to the true meaning of the season.
2 fence panels down, my neighbours nut job German shepherd is on the loose, and I can't let my pets out for a pee.
Let me tell you, I'm really overflowing with the Yule Tide cheer.
Over. Flowing. With. It.
I woke up to the true meaning of the season.
2 fence panels down, my neighbours nut job German shepherd is on the loose, and I can't let my pets out for a pee.
Let me tell you, I'm really overflowing with the Yule Tide cheer.
Over. Flowing. With. It.
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Merry Christmas all.
I woke up to the true meaning of the season.
2 fence panels down, my neighbours nut job German shepherd is on the loose, and I can't let my pets out for a pee.
Let me tell you, I'm really overflowing with the Yule Tide cheer.
Over. Flowing. With. It.
I woke up to the true meaning of the season.
2 fence panels down, my neighbours nut job German shepherd is on the loose, and I can't let my pets out for a pee.
Let me tell you, I'm really overflowing with the Yule Tide cheer.
Over. Flowing. With. It.
I just watched "Violent Night," and I confirm, it's a cracking film.
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I just watched "Violent Night," and I confirm, it's a cracking film.
Imagine if the king dies now?
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Imagine if the king dies now?
How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Christmas party.