rusty mystery machine
@monkeydlucy.bsky.social
jessica(she/her)
too legit, might quit anyway
too legit, might quit anyway
shoutout to xbox for putting shadow of the tomb raider on sale a week after I bought it, sousy fucks
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
shoutout to xbox for putting shadow of the tomb raider on sale a week after I bought it, sousy fucks
watching the end credits of iron lung and seeing lixian’s photo roll by
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
watching the end credits of iron lung and seeing lixian’s photo roll by
dammit not dawson
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
dammit not dawson
so excited for season 2 of one piece!! and as someone who has had a crush on jeff ward since s1, glad they put buggy sencho in the trailer for a millisecond
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
so excited for season 2 of one piece!! and as someone who has had a crush on jeff ward since s1, glad they put buggy sencho in the trailer for a millisecond
playing tomb raider(2013). npc I shot said “Ow!“ wtdh💀
a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a red light and says `` ouch baby ... very ouch . ''
Alt: Austin powers saying `` ouch baby ... very ouch . ''
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
playing tomb raider(2013). npc I shot said “Ow!“ wtdh💀
will someone make a clip-on mic that looks like a handheld one so all these people just holding them don’t look so ridiculous
February 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
will someone make a clip-on mic that looks like a handheld one so all these people just holding them don’t look so ridiculous
2nd snow day in my adult life. who wants to come build a snowman?bring green
February 2, 2026 at 1:25 PM
2nd snow day in my adult life. who wants to come build a snowman?bring green
view from the front porch⛄️
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
view from the front porch⛄️
it’s fuckin winterin outside in n.cakalaky
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
it’s fuckin winterin outside in n.cakalaky
great episode of traitors. the headpiece and hat ep. rob is evil now(still hot) layla has a wee couch!do miss monét
January 30, 2026 at 3:18 AM
great episode of traitors. the headpiece and hat ep. rob is evil now(still hot) layla has a wee couch!do miss monét
not now, snapchat. tryna be petty
January 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
not now, snapchat. tryna be petty
djo made it thru dsnow🖤 (i know its pronounced “joe”, it’s just a djoke)
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
djo made it thru dsnow🖤 (i know its pronounced “joe”, it’s just a djoke)
Reposted by rusty mystery machine
Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
Let us all have the courage displayed by the residents of Minneapolis.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
Reposted by rusty mystery machine
People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.
things I’ve learned since 2016:
-vote
-moisturize everything (body, skin, hair)
-humanity was a mistake
-vote
-moisturize everything (body, skin, hair)
-humanity was a mistake
January 21, 2026 at 6:48 PM
things I’ve learned since 2016:
-vote
-moisturize everything (body, skin, hair)
-humanity was a mistake
-vote
-moisturize everything (body, skin, hair)
-humanity was a mistake
oi 2016…there was still hope in my eyes, but blocks on my eyebrows🙈
January 21, 2026 at 6:40 PM
oi 2016…there was still hope in my eyes, but blocks on my eyebrows🙈
finally watching heated rivalry, yellin at my tv
a man wearing glasses and a white shirt is holding a red and white striped shirt
Alt: Jacob tierney as preacher glen from letterkenny, looking over his glasses coyly
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
finally watching heated rivalry, yellin at my tv
guess who attacked a valentine’s decoration, ate & then regurgitated a lil foil heart all within a minute
January 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
guess who attacked a valentine’s decoration, ate & then regurgitated a lil foil heart all within a minute
why did no one tell me djo is so good🥲
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
why did no one tell me djo is so good🥲
bone temple…tehee
a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in a doorway with a group of people and says bone ?
Alt: captain holt from Brooklyn 99 yelling “bone?!” while surrounded by confused colleagues
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
bone temple…tehee
honestly I would just watch traitors just to see alan cumming serving us Absolute Cunt every week
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
honestly I would just watch traitors just to see alan cumming serving us Absolute Cunt every week
eating so much this week, new seasons of dimension 20, jujutsu kaisen, and for guilty pleasure dessert: traitors🤠
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
eating so much this week, new seasons of dimension 20, jujutsu kaisen, and for guilty pleasure dessert: traitors🤠
thank u lord for taz skylars youtube channel, amennn🙏
January 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
thank u lord for taz skylars youtube channel, amennn🙏
the spice girls deep cuts playlist on repeat this week & im not sorry
January 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
the spice girls deep cuts playlist on repeat this week & im not sorry
made the mistake of telling my brother’s friends zoro was my favorite straw hat, now every year I get zoro themed gifts. gonna have a whole room of marimo…currently in zolo marshmallow mode
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
made the mistake of telling my brother’s friends zoro was my favorite straw hat, now every year I get zoro themed gifts. gonna have a whole room of marimo…currently in zolo marshmallow mode