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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · 3d

but also my hot take is spike is the weakest of the fanon transformer sex organ names. like it doesnt even look like a spike. why isnt it named PLUG its RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME VALVEPLUG and it would go with PORT TOO. UGH.

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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · 3d

the saddest part is learning most of these body part names arent canon so whenever theres a commander spike in the human cast the transformers do not canonically hear his name as commander penis </3

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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · 3d

love when freddy reblogs my posts on here because i always get notes from people with display names like Optimus Prime's Gaping Port. i forgot every transformer hold on. Thundercracker's Dripping Valve etc etc

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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · 3d

does what grow. the prompt? no because i ran out of things to write. everything else can grow though sure

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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · 3d

buy my midjorne prompt. beautiful transformer big boobs giant boobs perfect boobs expanding boobs skyscraper sized transformer giant clit massive tdick its swinging a little bit pipe bomb recipe trending on artstation trending on tumblr.

a single perfect cent please

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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · 7d

stupid dogboy youre making communication during sex look bad AGABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA

salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · 7d

not a bad thing but im always surprised seeing other people able to talk during sex My shit gets stimmed on long enough and im telling muriel and eustace about the horrid horrors from the center of the earth

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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 18d

I try to remember that while they were fighting the ban on gender affirming care for minors here, one of the (trans) lawyers did a thread reminding folks that they're really good at making this feel like an overwhelming groundswell, but it is one clown car of debunked experts on a road trip.

Steven Rosenthal @stevenrosenthal.net · 19d

26,000 YouTube views for Sinclair’s Charlie Kirk tribute special.

Just for comparison, Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on any average Wednesday will get between two and four MILLION YouTube views.

Right wing culture is fringe stuff. It is not American culture by any stretch.

Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 19d

Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.

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Chuck's hidden place (COMMISSIONS STATUS: last two in queue!) @unsafepaperbag.bsky.social · 27d

BOTH REPOST BTW

Ft the sequel ✨

#teratophilia #slimeporn #lethalcompanynsfw

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Michael Senters the Sigillite, ABD. (Yang Wen-li stan) @mikesenters.bsky.social · Sep 10

This is the line that Dems need to push. It can't be simply. "Political violence is bad" it MUST be "Political violence is bad and Trump and his ilk are responsible for creating conditions ripe for political violence"

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · Sep 10

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:

"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

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Kayleigh McKee, Cheerer for the Dolls ⏬️ AnimeUSA! @ghaspey.bsky.social · Sep 10

Charlie Kirk, famous gun violence apologizer and flat out nazi, killed by one well placed bullet: "Oh man, we are fucked, the conservatives are gonna go crazy now"

Minnesota lawmakers assassinated, hundreds of right wing ideology induced mass shootings, one sided enforcement of diarmament: "..." 👀

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Charkie @charkie978.bsky.social · Sep 4

This Silksong release is wild

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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · Sep 3

im not the most avid simpsons watcher but this vid feels like the setup to a punchline where the person speaking is proven dead wrong

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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · Aug 28

this seems somehow worse today?

you totally should be organizing. be informed. have as much of a plan as you feel you need to.

but at this point, i kinda feel like “they’re rounding us up with AI & sending us to wellness farms next week” posting is an act of cruelty to trans siblings.

emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · Aug 27

it’s really damn bleak right now & it’s hard to feel good about anything but some trans folks out there are 100% determined to make sure every trans person is exactly as panicked as they are in a way that’s not additive or informative & i’m not sure that’s helpful or what solidarity looks like.

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⌘ left at london ⌘ @leftatlondon.com · Aug 26

reminding yall again that the democratic party decided all this was worth risking if it meant they could possibly still keep funding israels health care, police force, & weaponry

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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · Aug 23

Help me

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🔞 machinecoolant @machinecoolant.bsky.social · Aug 16

hands-on axis limit test

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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · Aug 23

help me

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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · Aug 23

its a BUNCH OF ANTS IN A TRENCHCOAT that are AVENGING their DEAD FRIEND who is ALSO AN ANT. and NONE OF YOU BITCHES FUCK WITH IT because its not a WHITE BOY or a STEREOTYPE. FUCK BRAWL STARS AND FUCK YOU!

salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · Aug 23

found out brawl stars fans hate that bunch of ants in a tree trunk that are avenging the single ant that died. I knew brawl stars fans were too accustomed to samey slop since like fang janet etc era but its saddening to see

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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · Aug 21

these things

salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · Aug 21

slimeany pronoun whose bits are like those uh. the water wiggle toy things. and it can be both penis and vagina. Clap for me.

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freaki 💗 commissions OPEN! @kikissh.bsky.social · Aug 18

yknow 'fat' is just a descriptor right? just say you love fat girls. what is this 'chubby' nonsense. 'chubby girl appreciation' if you love fat people just SAY THAT!!!! yes there are people who use it derogatory but are we just going to let them win by submitting to their hate?

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salmon 🐌🎸 @moreeels.bsky.social · Aug 16

i think i love the free unreal engine 3d animations honestly. weird and unique charm to them. like fuck yes every character with a 3d model ever get it. oppa gangnam style.

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Chuck's hidden place (COMMISSIONS STATUS: last two in queue!) @unsafepaperbag.bsky.social · Aug 14

Thankfully eyes aren't the actual window of the soul.

#VitoTheDiver #nsfwart #t4t #maskedguys #tdick

Two panels. In the first on top, the Astronaut is shown bust up with one hand holding his head up while the other taps the surface he's sitting at. He's contemplating various bits of Vito's outfit.

"I wonder what materials his suit is made of..." "he still hasn't let me take a sample..."

Second panel, the thought bubble with Vito gets bigger, oppressing Astronaut, focusing on ass and crotch.

"..." "Uhm."

two panels. The upper one shows a close in of a bit of Astronaut's head as he's barely visible and sweating, oppressed by the thought bubble of his own hand rubbing, fondling and then freeing Vito's huge tdick before stroking it.

"UHM."

Second panel, zooming out. Astronaut is seen from behind shooing the thought bubble away in little clouds, evidently flustered. Vito, in foreground distant from Astronaut, turns towards him slightly puzzled by the weird movements.

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