Discovered Ina Garten’s playlists — a truly great morning

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

This meeting could have been a walk in the sunshine

I actually think you legally should not be allowed to post your vacation photos unless I’m feeling okay about myself

so the big cheese couldn’t buy the big cheese, huh?

@pftompkins.bsky.social Handsome pod called out your nice hands.. I co-sign

You can somewhat jokingly suggest a Quaker meeting as a first date and that person could turn it around and try to trick you into meeting up with him & his buddy for a little MMF action. This is something that can happen

You know when you have a really good orange and you think you’ll be okay? I think I’ll be okay

the amount of times I’ve discovered,
forgotten, & relearned a fact…

they’ll never be able to determine the first day of brain atrophy

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

I don't have anything to say so here's a bunch of unicode boobs

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