dyke trout
@morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
correctly attired, universally admired.
she/they • "insufferable dodgers fan" • 30 • dirt, NC
she/they • "insufferable dodgers fan" • 30 • dirt, NC
Pinned
dogs are feral and dangerous
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suck cost phallussy
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
suck cost phallussy
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$40 more to go!
i’m kinda fucked and owe cashapp $105, with the bulk ($60) being due by dec 26th, cuz i’ve had to cover multiple missed food pantry days + sudden medical expenses
if anyone can help me pay that off so i’m not entirely SOL by new years, i would greatly appreciate you 😩💚
cashapp/venmo: birdthyme
if anyone can help me pay that off so i’m not entirely SOL by new years, i would greatly appreciate you 😩💚
cashapp/venmo: birdthyme
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
$40 more to go!
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games with good graphics are OUT, games with good sapphics are IN!
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
games with good graphics are OUT, games with good sapphics are IN!
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computer,
increase lesbians by 200%
increase lesbians by 200%
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
computer,
increase lesbians by 200%
increase lesbians by 200%
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mucous fembrain
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
mucous fembrain
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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kitchens are now battlefields
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
kitchens are now battlefields
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PSA: DO NOT DRINK THE WATER IN THE TOILET BOWL!!! Idk who needs to hear this but yall thats not clean water to drink. who knows what could be in there :/
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
PSA: DO NOT DRINK THE WATER IN THE TOILET BOWL!!! Idk who needs to hear this but yall thats not clean water to drink. who knows what could be in there :/
casually resting my limp hand against my holstered dog mace
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
casually resting my limp hand against my holstered dog mace
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I'm begging for anarchists to add an ounce of psychic warfare to their politics.
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm begging for anarchists to add an ounce of psychic warfare to their politics.
full-stack engineers with experience in python hmu
compsci chaser who calls your pussy your "frontend"
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
full-stack engineers with experience in python hmu
WHOP YOUR WAD! WHOP YOUR WAD! WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER!
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
WHOP YOUR WAD! WHOP YOUR WAD! WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
1. Mannequin Pussy at Motorco in Durham
2. Babe Haven at Motorco
3. Model/Actriz at Richmind Music Hall
4. Pixel Grip at Motorco
5. Larry (deep cut IYKYK) at Local 506 in Chapel Hill
1. Mannequin Pussy at Motorco in Durham
2. Babe Haven at Motorco
3. Model/Actriz at Richmind Music Hall
4. Pixel Grip at Motorco
5. Larry (deep cut IYKYK) at Local 506 in Chapel Hill
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
1. The New Pornographers / Lady Lamb at Haw River Ballroom
2. AJJ / Jeffrey Lewis at an Irish bar in Tallahassee
3. The Mountain Goats / Adeem the Artist in Cat’s Cradle
4. They Might Be Giants at The Ritz
5. Chicago at an airshow in Wisconsin
1. The New Pornographers / Lady Lamb at Haw River Ballroom
2. AJJ / Jeffrey Lewis at an Irish bar in Tallahassee
3. The Mountain Goats / Adeem the Artist in Cat’s Cradle
4. They Might Be Giants at The Ritz
5. Chicago at an airshow in Wisconsin
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
1. Mannequin Pussy at Motorco in Durham
2. Babe Haven at Motorco
3. Model/Actriz at Richmind Music Hall
4. Pixel Grip at Motorco
5. Larry (deep cut IYKYK) at Local 506 in Chapel Hill
1. Mannequin Pussy at Motorco in Durham
2. Babe Haven at Motorco
3. Model/Actriz at Richmind Music Hall
4. Pixel Grip at Motorco
5. Larry (deep cut IYKYK) at Local 506 in Chapel Hill
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goddamn it i love women
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
goddamn it i love women
me to my bottom surgeon
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
me to my bottom surgeon
i JUST do put downs
i had to put down 18 dogs today
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i JUST do put downs
i had to put down 18 dogs today
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i had to put down 18 dogs today
dogs are feral and dangerous
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
dogs are feral and dangerous
dogs are like rats in this city
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
dogs are like rats in this city
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“Would you like to come over and watch a movie?” is just a shorter way of saying “Rest your head on my boobs while I show you wet puppets from the 80s, thc gummy options available.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“Would you like to come over and watch a movie?” is just a shorter way of saying “Rest your head on my boobs while I show you wet puppets from the 80s, thc gummy options available.”
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November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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70+ free printable "How to Report ICE" zines with info on the SALUTE protocol and local hotline numbers for all over the country! Including some in Spanish!
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
70+ free printable "How to Report ICE" zines with info on the SALUTE protocol and local hotline numbers for all over the country! Including some in Spanish!
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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As always, if you see something that you suspect could be an immigration enforcement action in progress, call our hotline at (336) 543-0353 or the hotline number in the About tab so we can verify and provide support.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
As always, if you see something that you suspect could be an immigration enforcement action in progress, call our hotline at (336) 543-0353 or the hotline number in the About tab so we can verify and provide support.