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myfbusters.bsky.social
myf @myfbusters.bsky.social · 9h
you know it’s fucked when the non baseball fans start skeeting about it
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jane.meangirls.online
Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 10h
this FUCKIN’ game
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yayroger.bsky.social
Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 10h
ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
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myfbusters.bsky.social
myf @myfbusters.bsky.social · 10h
the Seattle mariners have come unstuck in time
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kimischilling.bsky.social
Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 11h
My grandpa is a Tigers fan but 57 beautiful trans women that I follow on this website are Mariners fans so this game is tearing me apart
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myfbusters.bsky.social
myf @myfbusters.bsky.social · 11h
how I’m coping with game 5 in extras
georgialux.bsky.social
georgia-lux, beautiful non-haunted doll @georgialux.bsky.social · 11h
want me to cut u one
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cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com
1st Viscount Craigavon @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · Oct 6
I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
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labuzamovies.com
Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 11h
Dan Wilson has regained the Mandate of Heaven
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myfbusters.bsky.social
myf @myfbusters.bsky.social · 11h
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO RIVAS
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myfbusters.bsky.social
myf @myfbusters.bsky.social · 12h
“leave Kirby in—“ how about no?
FanGraphs splits showing George Kirby has a 7.50 era the third time through the order
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bmags94.bsky.social
Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 1d
The Dodgers advance to the NLCS ... on this.
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groan.bsky.social
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 1d
Pitchers. Are they athletes? We will never know
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antlervel.vet
Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 1d
What’s It Gonna Take To Get You In This Woman?
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET YOU IN THIS WOMAN Stella Sacco "She's an older model," the dealer concedes, "But she's in great shape." I'm rotating in place on the platform Wearing my shortest dress So everyone can check out my undercarriage. (That's where most used girl problems originate.) You're not convinced. "I don't know…..these used girls..." You say, nose crinkling. "It's the smell." "You can smell the want on her, huh?" The dealer chuckles. "Yeah, they all want. But... It's not like you actually have to give her anything!" You both laugh like wild dogs. This guy gets it! "The last thing I want is for her to dream Of us being together in six months, Or, God forbid, a year!" He waves away that worry with a practiced wrist. "This one's had so many previous owners She'd be happy if you remember she exists next week." You mull it over, eyeing my soft and shiny skin. "I do like the finish... She still runs well?" He gestures to my exposed thighs, Inviting a test drive. At the touch of your long fingers I let out a gay little moan. "See? Purrs like a kitten." You're coming around. You could use a tall blonde around for a little while. Who couldn't? "What kind of maintenance will she need?" "A text once or twice a month... It's not like you'll need to show her off Or tell your friends about her. You're looking at bare minimum. She's basically a houseplant." "And when I'm done with her?" The dealer looks apologetic. "We don't do returns. But resale should be no problem. That's the great thing about used girls. There's always someone else Who wants to use them." "I'll take her," you say, Not bothering to take my hand As I step off the platform. I could hear it all, of course. But I smile anyway. I'm the prettiest girl at the used girl lot And I got picked again.
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parkermolloy.com
Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 3d
I get that everyone thinks it's a funny little joke when Trump says nonsense about "trangender for everybody" (because really, wtf does that even mean?), but I gotta say that as a trans person, I find it absolutely fucking insane that he's constantly obsessing over trans people existing. It sucks.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d
Trump: "If we didn't win this election. If we had these people that were running that were ruining our country, destroying our country with their open borders and men playing in women's sports and transgender from everybody and windmills all over the place ... I'm not sure we'd even have a country."
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myfbusters.bsky.social
myf @myfbusters.bsky.social · 3d
not a great omen for game 3
a Cal Raleigh bobblehead broken into three pieces on my desk
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myf @myfbusters.bsky.social · 4d
the trans experience: websites that have zero right to know your deadname will automatically change your account info to your deadname and then say oop you can’t change this information it’s Official ☺️ Try Talking To Our Useless Chatbot?
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adapalmer.bsky.social
Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 4d
I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections
afterdinnerconversation.com
After Dinner Conversation® @afterdinnerconversation.com · 4d
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kirio.bsky.social
🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 5d
Earlier today Andrés Muñoz told the media that when they leave their apartment, he and his wife leave the TV on so that Matilda (their cat) can watch the game.
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myfbusters.bsky.social
myf @myfbusters.bsky.social · 5d
JULIO
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winonaparadise.bsky.social
winnie 💫 @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 8d
2010s: be sure to put some sort of dog interaction in your game for a Polygon writeup
2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in
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myf @myfbusters.bsky.social · 7d
consider also that you're going home with nine cute little phillies shot glasses
myfbusters.bsky.social
myf @myfbusters.bsky.social · 7d
hot take: this is a reasonable, yet still challenging, amount of beer and food
mlbbot.bsky.social
MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 7d
The Phillies have a 9-9-9 Challenge box for the Postseason 😭

It comes with 9 "fun size" hot dogs and 9 "petite" beers, and even features a scoreboard to keep track of your progress 🤣
Two photos of the Phillies' 9-9-9 Challenge box. It features 9 mini hot dogs and 9 small glasses partially filled with beer.
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garicgymro.bsky.social
Gareth Roberts @garicgymro.bsky.social · 8d
I came across the idea recently that TLC had invented the term scrub as a derogatory term for a person. It's actually surprisingly old.
Part of the OED entry for scrub, with examples going back to 1589
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myfbusters.bsky.social
myf @myfbusters.bsky.social · 8d
oh.
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jonbois.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11d
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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