MossWitch
@mosswitch.bsky.social
Like a bog witch, but more temperate rainforest.
Modern Nuremberg trials is the moderate position. Abolish ICE.
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Modern Nuremberg trials is the moderate position. Abolish ICE.
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MossWitch
@mosswitch.bsky.social
· Jan 27
I fucking hate gen AI so fucking much and I hate that it’s been shoved into every product everywhere, because capitalism.
I don’t even care if it makes me an old Luddite, it’s trash garbage that is burning doing our environment - for at best - absolutely nothing. I will die on this hill.
I don’t even care if it makes me an old Luddite, it’s trash garbage that is burning doing our environment - for at best - absolutely nothing. I will die on this hill.
IF AI HAS NO HATERS, I AM DEAD
Me: “We can’t be the only people who have individual turbotaxes and gotten married before”
A: “Maybe they have a way to merge accounts [award suggestive hands bumping together motion]”
Me: “Make the turbotaxes touch 👉👈”
A: “Maybe they have a way to merge accounts [award suggestive hands bumping together motion]”
Me: “Make the turbotaxes touch 👉👈”
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Me: “We can’t be the only people who have individual turbotaxes and gotten married before”
A: “Maybe they have a way to merge accounts [award suggestive hands bumping together motion]”
Me: “Make the turbotaxes touch 👉👈”
A: “Maybe they have a way to merge accounts [award suggestive hands bumping together motion]”
Me: “Make the turbotaxes touch 👉👈”
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K-Pod Yacht Hunters Chart with K-Pop Bop ‘Sunken’: tinyurl.com/43u47w72
February 14, 2026 at 4:07 AM
K-Pod Yacht Hunters Chart with K-Pop Bop ‘Sunken’: tinyurl.com/43u47w72
I ran so fast to show this to my partner I tripped on my own pants leg and scared the cat. (We’re in WA).
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I ran so fast to show this to my partner I tripped on my own pants leg and scared the cat. (We’re in WA).
Idk if Untouched is actually in the heated rivalry soundtrack or just the playlist about it I found on the internet, but yesterday I was just listening to the Veronicas, and this morning I had a different song of theirs stuck in my head.
So that’s the progress on my heated rivalry psychosis.
So that’s the progress on my heated rivalry psychosis.
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Idk if Untouched is actually in the heated rivalry soundtrack or just the playlist about it I found on the internet, but yesterday I was just listening to the Veronicas, and this morning I had a different song of theirs stuck in my head.
So that’s the progress on my heated rivalry psychosis.
So that’s the progress on my heated rivalry psychosis.
The Seahawks winning the Super Bowl doesn’t seem to have put us on a better timeline yet, and we could all really use that coming through.
February 14, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The Seahawks winning the Super Bowl doesn’t seem to have put us on a better timeline yet, and we could all really use that coming through.
Me: Copies text from one powerpoint text box to another
Powerpoint: I DO WHAT I WANT! RAMPAAAAAAAGE!
Powerpoint: I DO WHAT I WANT! RAMPAAAAAAAGE!
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Me: Copies text from one powerpoint text box to another
Powerpoint: I DO WHAT I WANT! RAMPAAAAAAAGE!
Powerpoint: I DO WHAT I WANT! RAMPAAAAAAAGE!
Powerpoint is making me crash out before it's even 8am on a friday
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Powerpoint is making me crash out before it's even 8am on a friday
lol, I do not have the energy to be mildly perceived on the internet today, and no fucks to give about how fast I will block/hide any homophobic shit. Be on your way.
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
lol, I do not have the energy to be mildly perceived on the internet today, and no fucks to give about how fast I will block/hide any homophobic shit. Be on your way.
Explaining a Bluetooth™ pairing/connectivity edge case to a tester, and I really want to make a miscommunication trope joke about it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Explaining a Bluetooth™ pairing/connectivity edge case to a tester, and I really want to make a miscommunication trope joke about it.
I would like to present some bisexual menace evidence to the court.
In evangelical high school, I had a crush on my bff, that I fully didn’t understand at the time. She had a boyfriend that I ~*HATED*~.
I ended up dating her brother. Who dumped me because we got somewhat adjacent to premarital sex.
In evangelical high school, I had a crush on my bff, that I fully didn’t understand at the time. She had a boyfriend that I ~*HATED*~.
I ended up dating her brother. Who dumped me because we got somewhat adjacent to premarital sex.
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I would like to present some bisexual menace evidence to the court.
In evangelical high school, I had a crush on my bff, that I fully didn’t understand at the time. She had a boyfriend that I ~*HATED*~.
I ended up dating her brother. Who dumped me because we got somewhat adjacent to premarital sex.
In evangelical high school, I had a crush on my bff, that I fully didn’t understand at the time. She had a boyfriend that I ~*HATED*~.
I ended up dating her brother. Who dumped me because we got somewhat adjacent to premarital sex.
Honestly, my bad for not being worse at this in the past.
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Honestly, my bad for not being worse at this in the past.
Not sure if I have the most aesthetic sense and ability to put together decent decks, or the least ability to sandbag this task so I never get asked to do it again.
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Not sure if I have the most aesthetic sense and ability to put together decent decks, or the least ability to sandbag this task so I never get asked to do it again.
Email: “Diablo’s 30th anniversary”
Me: No, I don’t like how numbers work anymore.
Me: No, I don’t like how numbers work anymore.
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Email: “Diablo’s 30th anniversary”
Me: No, I don’t like how numbers work anymore.
Me: No, I don’t like how numbers work anymore.
Me: Always doing 3 things at once
Also me: Gets 4 hours of sleep
Also, also me: Why am I so tired?
Also me: Gets 4 hours of sleep
Also, also me: Why am I so tired?
February 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Me: Always doing 3 things at once
Also me: Gets 4 hours of sleep
Also, also me: Why am I so tired?
Also me: Gets 4 hours of sleep
Also, also me: Why am I so tired?
Proof I didn’t make this up, I just mildly misquoted the middle in my elation.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThmPjmkJ/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThmPjmkJ/
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Proof I didn’t make this up, I just mildly misquoted the middle in my elation.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThmPjmkJ/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThmPjmkJ/
I really want to find a good slack emoji of the bad bunny sugar cane plant people. I beg. I will commission it if necessary.
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I really want to find a good slack emoji of the bad bunny sugar cane plant people. I beg. I will commission it if necessary.
I feel like the only HR edits I'm not all in for are the taylor swift ones.
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I feel like the only HR edits I'm not all in for are the taylor swift ones.
Why is this like peak high millennial cold calling me on slack? I THOUGHT WE LEFT THAT IN GEN X
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Why is this like peak high millennial cold calling me on slack? I THOUGHT WE LEFT THAT IN GEN X
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
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Delicious seeing the 49ers house all lit up in blue and green.
February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Delicious seeing the 49ers house all lit up in blue and green.
As a leader at my company, how smug can I be at the ICs who were rooting for the Pats? Asking for a friend.
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
As a leader at my company, how smug can I be at the ICs who were rooting for the Pats? Asking for a friend.
That hims/hers commercial started out going so hard… and then it was dumb
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
That hims/hers commercial started out going so hard… and then it was dumb
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