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Simon W. Hall
@motionthings.bsky.social
Doer of things, answerer of hard questions
Joker of all trades, master of some
@therickwilson.bsky.social Just watched you on @mollyjongfast.bsky.social Nobody can reverse engineer NVIDIA chips
You need EUV lithography machines from Dutch ASML
They do not sell those to China
Also, the H100 are already old chips
In the US you use B200 NVIDIA chips
www.civo.com/blog/compari...
Comparing NVIDIA's B200 and H100: What’s the difference? - Civo.com
Compare NVIDIA's B200 and H100 across key dimensions such as compute cores, memory, and bandwidth to help you make an informed decision for your next AI deployment.
www.civo.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Wanna have some fun with a "word vomit" generator?

Go ask it if SQL-injection is a solved problem.
It will say "No, it is not".

Then ask it how it will solve prompt-injection.
Most of them get really philosophical trying to define the word "solved".

It literally tries to change the subject.
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Reposted by Simon W. Hall
We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
lol. Here is your AI future
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOM...
this made me smile
YouTube video by ThePrimeTime
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
@natashabernal.bsky.social
Go to your favorite word vomit generator and ask the question: "does a computer chip wear out like a shoe or a battery?"
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
@therickwilson.bsky.social
Dear Mr. Wilson. AGI and ASI is not a thing.
Please watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=TMoz3gSXBcY&t
Read this: www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...
Feel free to approve my 300 word comment on your sci-fi book plug with Nate Soares. Or at least read it yourself.
vibe physics
YouTube video by Angela Collier
youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social
Dear Sarah. AI is not a thing.
A chat bot is nothing more than a word vomit machine.
Please watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=TMoz3gSXBcY&t
Read this: www.forbes.com/sites/emmawo...
Q: "How do you stop a transformer based architecture from hallucinating?"
A: "You Can't"
vibe physics
YouTube video by Angela Collier
youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Reposted by Simon W. Hall
Life tip: When you find an article about a scientific finding, look for the link to the actual study and just read that.
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@acollierastro.bsky.social Here are some good and sometimes fun stories. <3
www.youtube.com/@Kathy_Loves...
October 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
@adamconover.net What is the difference between an assassination and a murder?
September 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Reposted by Simon W. Hall
Someone is going to fall for crap like this
September 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The sheep spend their entire lives afraid of the wolf and the bear but in the end it's the Shepherd who kills them and eats them - African proverb
September 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Reposted by Simon W. Hall
TCP packets are so polite that they shake hands with each other before transferring data. They also say "bless you" when another packet sneezes. UDP packets, on the other hand, just scream their data into the void and hope someone's listening. It's the "yolo" of networking protocols 😂
September 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
@timmiller.bsky.social Here is an article explaining the extremely online memes the shooter used on the casings:
www.theverge.com/politics/777...
Charlie Kirk’s alleged killer scratched bullets with a Helldivers combo and a furry sex meme
The suspected shooter left a hodgepodge of extremely online taunts.
www.theverge.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by Simon W. Hall
On a read-only Friday, computers most important task is to show a countdown to 5 pm & deny all push to prod requests.

PS: If PM try to schedule a meeting for a read-only Friday, the calendar should reject it with a "permission denied" error 😉
September 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@timmiller.bsky.social Here is what is happening to the US economy Timmy:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yei...
Peter Schiff: The Economic Collapse Is Accelerating
YouTube video by Glenn Diesen
www.youtube.com
August 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The US plays poker, Russia plays chess, China plays Go and Europe plays Ludo :p
August 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
@timmiller.bsky.social You say that you are interested in crypto. You should watch this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sQJ...
The Vile Truth of Bitcoin (feat. Peter Ryan) - Episode 173
YouTube video by Crypto Critics' Corner
www.youtube.com
August 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM