Lexie Mountain 𓅾
@mountainlex.bsky.social
Lebanese Italian Irish WASP (fragrant)
My father LIVES WITH ME he has DEMENTIA
and I am ALWAYS TIRED
https://lexiemountain.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-here-to-win-one-million-dollars
My father LIVES WITH ME he has DEMENTIA
and I am ALWAYS TIRED
https://lexiemountain.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-here-to-win-one-million-dollars
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
You can tell he heard the news
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
You can tell he heard the news
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Trump celebrating the five year anniversary of January 6th by showing he knows how to properly conduct a coup now
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Trump celebrating the five year anniversary of January 6th by showing he knows how to properly conduct a coup now
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
China now's your chance to do the funniest thing
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
China now's your chance to do the funniest thing
These colors don't run
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
These colors don't run
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Matty told us who he was a long, long time ago:
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Matty told us who he was a long, long time ago:
I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas / where all my clothing's fully soaked
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas / where all my clothing's fully soaked
iphone really said fuck your settings
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
iphone really said fuck your settings
Slaying a show today 6pm doors I'm on first at 7:30 @ottobuddy with DUNUMS (NC 🇵🇸🎨🪨), Safra & The Machete Clan, Lexie Mountain!! May the wind carry you there ok my dude
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Slaying a show today 6pm doors I'm on first at 7:30 @ottobuddy with DUNUMS (NC 🇵🇸🎨🪨), Safra & The Machete Clan, Lexie Mountain!! May the wind carry you there ok my dude
I'll never tell
Wait. Is it a release by @mountainlex.bsky.social titled BOYS or a release by Lexie Mountain Boys?
Exactly.
This week Tim revisits a favorite Baltimore CD release.
www.bruisermag.com/kabara_weird...
Exactly.
This week Tim revisits a favorite Baltimore CD release.
www.bruisermag.com/kabara_weird...
October 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'll never tell
Sitting on the porch with my dad and his dementia. Practicing our Free Form One Way Conversing for when we go up to the majors: "What day is it. Some crystal day in the middle of the week? Sunday? Or Saturday."
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sitting on the porch with my dad and his dementia. Practicing our Free Form One Way Conversing for when we go up to the majors: "What day is it. Some crystal day in the middle of the week? Sunday? Or Saturday."
used the word "chesticles" in front of some new friends, best option here is completely vaporizing in the next three minutes
October 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
used the word "chesticles" in front of some new friends, best option here is completely vaporizing in the next three minutes
She will solve all my problems
August 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
She will solve all my problems
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Made cat repellant for a freshly seeded yardzone by blending spicy peppers from my garden, diluting the slurry & sprinkling it all over the place. A sniff of the blended peps was like macing myself on purpose. Prob a terrible idea to put something like this in a water balloon
August 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Made cat repellant for a freshly seeded yardzone by blending spicy peppers from my garden, diluting the slurry & sprinkling it all over the place. A sniff of the blended peps was like macing myself on purpose. Prob a terrible idea to put something like this in a water balloon
Been doing this yoga routine "Metamorphosis Flow" where you lie on your back and waggle your limbs in the air until its time to call out sick from work
August 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Been doing this yoga routine "Metamorphosis Flow" where you lie on your back and waggle your limbs in the air until its time to call out sick from work
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i know i’ve said this ad infinitum on here but POLITICIANS WORK FOR US. WE PAY THEM WITH OUR TAX DOLLARS TO WORK FOR US. IT IS THEIR JOB TO LISTEN TO OUR CONCERNS AND REPRESENT US AS THEIR CONSTITUENTS. THINKING OF IT ANY OTHER WAY IS POLITICS AS FANDOM
the entire concept of "betraying" a politician by not voting for them is so completely ridiculous. how the fuck did we get here
don't reply to me like this please. it's not "gearing up for primary armageddon". it is perfectly right for people to call out newsom and buttigieg for giving trash answers on trans rights and gaza and i wish folks would knock off this tribalist horseshit
August 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i know i’ve said this ad infinitum on here but POLITICIANS WORK FOR US. WE PAY THEM WITH OUR TAX DOLLARS TO WORK FOR US. IT IS THEIR JOB TO LISTEN TO OUR CONCERNS AND REPRESENT US AS THEIR CONSTITUENTS. THINKING OF IT ANY OTHER WAY IS POLITICS AS FANDOM
So everyone's just spineless now is that it. Spine removal surgeons doing a brisk business out there
Infuriating to watch elite journalists embrace MAGA narratives.
It isn’t about crime. It was never about crime. We know this because they said so. Taking over blue cities was the plan from the start. So stop pretending that they’re sincere.
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/mag...
It isn’t about crime. It was never about crime. We know this because they said so. Taking over blue cities was the plan from the start. So stop pretending that they’re sincere.
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/mag...
Maggie Haberman Says Pushing Back in Trump Risky for Dems: ‘There Is a Crime Problem Everywhere’
Maggie Haberman said Democrats risk seeming out of touch when they push back on President Donald Trump over his policing takeover.
www.mediaite.com
August 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
So everyone's just spineless now is that it. Spine removal surgeons doing a brisk business out there
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I’m trying to take a nap and just as I was about to nod off my brain said “ok so Nicole Kidman had her tongue taken out in 1951” how can I possibly sleep now? Why did it do that to me???
August 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’m trying to take a nap and just as I was about to nod off my brain said “ok so Nicole Kidman had her tongue taken out in 1951” how can I possibly sleep now? Why did it do that to me???
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The military takeover of Washington is not a “distraction” from Epstein. It’s a military takeover of Washington, which is an even bigger deal, and those of us who kill brain cells reporting on this stuff knows it’s been an explicit goal since before the election.
August 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The military takeover of Washington is not a “distraction” from Epstein. It’s a military takeover of Washington, which is an even bigger deal, and those of us who kill brain cells reporting on this stuff knows it’s been an explicit goal since before the election.
they can have a little namesearch, as a treat
August 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
they can have a little namesearch, as a treat
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Y'all I moved to Baltimore last year and have seen a ton of great music and art here but I've seen the Lexie Mountain Boys* twice now and their wordless dada vocalization stuff blew me away both times. The ripped up cabbage heads were a bonus.
*they're mostly girls
*they're mostly girls
holy crow it's almost august
that means it's almost time for Wolf Eyes, Lexie Mountain Boys and Marc Miller 8/3 at the Ottobar
that's next sunday whoa
that means it's almost time for Wolf Eyes, Lexie Mountain Boys and Marc Miller 8/3 at the Ottobar
that's next sunday whoa
July 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Y'all I moved to Baltimore last year and have seen a ton of great music and art here but I've seen the Lexie Mountain Boys* twice now and their wordless dada vocalization stuff blew me away both times. The ripped up cabbage heads were a bonus.
*they're mostly girls
*they're mostly girls
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holy crow it's almost august
that means it's almost time for Wolf Eyes, Lexie Mountain Boys and Marc Miller 8/3 at the Ottobar
that's next sunday whoa
that means it's almost time for Wolf Eyes, Lexie Mountain Boys and Marc Miller 8/3 at the Ottobar
that's next sunday whoa
July 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
holy crow it's almost august
that means it's almost time for Wolf Eyes, Lexie Mountain Boys and Marc Miller 8/3 at the Ottobar
that's next sunday whoa
that means it's almost time for Wolf Eyes, Lexie Mountain Boys and Marc Miller 8/3 at the Ottobar
that's next sunday whoa