The purpose of the kitchen is so that you can go into it and forget why.
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The purpose of the kitchen is so that you can go into it and forget why.
New rule: if I ask “A or B?” and you answer “yes” it means A and if you answer “no“ it means B.
January 28, 2026 at 11:16 PM
New rule: if I ask “A or B?” and you answer “yes” it means A and if you answer “no“ it means B.
Just a reminder that Battletech already has 8’ tall women in power armor who know they’re better than you.
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Just a reminder that Battletech already has 8’ tall women in power armor who know they’re better than you.
This is the most pornographic 4 seconds I've ever seen in my life.
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
This is the most pornographic 4 seconds I've ever seen in my life.
1. Microsoft is eliminating all C and C++ code.
2. Windows was written using C and C++.
3. Windows is not being rewritten.
4. Therefore Windows is being eliminated.
Q.E.D.
2. Windows was written using C and C++.
3. Windows is not being rewritten.
4. Therefore Windows is being eliminated.
Q.E.D.
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
1. Microsoft is eliminating all C and C++ code.
2. Windows was written using C and C++.
3. Windows is not being rewritten.
4. Therefore Windows is being eliminated.
Q.E.D.
2. Windows was written using C and C++.
3. Windows is not being rewritten.
4. Therefore Windows is being eliminated.
Q.E.D.
I only just realized that Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are both Mike Myers....
December 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I only just realized that Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are both Mike Myers....
I can't believe the politics in my video game!
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I can't believe the politics in my video game!
tfw when you eat at Taco Bell twice in one day
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
tfw when you eat at Taco Bell twice in one day
When a game offers you something to play it, like double experience points, that's the marketing team saying, "Our game is so bad we have to bribe people to play it."
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When a game offers you something to play it, like double experience points, that's the marketing team saying, "Our game is so bad we have to bribe people to play it."
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This accidental Venn diagram from over a decade ago might actually apply to SO MANY corporations.
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This accidental Venn diagram from over a decade ago might actually apply to SO MANY corporations.
I hate Apple‘s liquid glass. It’s horrible.
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I hate Apple‘s liquid glass. It’s horrible.
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May years ago I joked the Gen Alpha’s prejudice would be prejudice against robots. I didn’t imagine they’d *actually* come up with a slur too.
October 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
May years ago I joked the Gen Alpha’s prejudice would be prejudice against robots. I didn’t imagine they’d *actually* come up with a slur too.
HAVE YOU PAID YOUR DUES, JACK?
October 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
HAVE YOU PAID YOUR DUES, JACK?
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There’s SDL3 now?! I have been living under a rock!
September 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
There’s SDL3 now?! I have been living under a rock!
`for (;; flag = 0)`
August 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
`for (;; flag = 0)`
OH MY GOD THEY’RE USING `#if 0` AND `#endif` FOR COMMENTS INSTEAD OF /* */
August 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
OH MY GOD THEY’RE USING `#if 0` AND `#endif` FOR COMMENTS INSTEAD OF /* */
This professional C++ code I’m reviewing literally has an int called junk_variable and I just cannot.
August 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This professional C++ code I’m reviewing literally has an int called junk_variable and I just cannot.
I can't believe this is real.
August 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I can't believe this is real.
Won an art auction I was invested in but the artist (accidentally!) awarded it to someone who bid the same amount after me. Sigh. This is why commissions and art give me so much anxiety. (I just need to vent.)
August 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Won an art auction I was invested in but the artist (accidentally!) awarded it to someone who bid the same amount after me. Sigh. This is why commissions and art give me so much anxiety. (I just need to vent.)
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It's now a 'little' more:
143 people burned alive in a Tesla
(And I'm running behind)
PS: Nissan Leaf, on the road since 2009: zero burned alive
(Best sold EV model worldwide on 1-1-2020)
143 people burned alive in a Tesla
(And I'm running behind)
PS: Nissan Leaf, on the road since 2009: zero burned alive
(Best sold EV model worldwide on 1-1-2020)
On Twitter my entire 133+ thread of all documented 'Burned alive in my Tesla' cases is now .. completely & deliberately fucked up
No one can even view it anymore. And I was the only one keeping track
So I just published that, along with this spreadsheet #TeslaFire
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
No one can even view it anymore. And I was the only one keeping track
So I just published that, along with this spreadsheet #TeslaFire
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Mensen levend verbrand in een Tesla, door Ton Aarts
docs.google.com
August 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
It's now a 'little' more:
143 people burned alive in a Tesla
(And I'm running behind)
PS: Nissan Leaf, on the road since 2009: zero burned alive
(Best sold EV model worldwide on 1-1-2020)
143 people burned alive in a Tesla
(And I'm running behind)
PS: Nissan Leaf, on the road since 2009: zero burned alive
(Best sold EV model worldwide on 1-1-2020)
Power Word: Moist
July 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Power Word: Moist
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