The purpose of the kitchen is so that you can go into it and forget why.
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The purpose of the kitchen is so that you can go into it and forget why.
New rule: if I ask “A or B?” and you answer “yes” it means A and if you answer “no“ it means B.
January 28, 2026 at 11:16 PM
New rule: if I ask “A or B?” and you answer “yes” it means A and if you answer “no“ it means B.
Remind me. What's the definition of insanity?
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Remind me. What's the definition of insanity?
Just a reminder that Battletech already has 8’ tall women in power armor who know they’re better than you.
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Just a reminder that Battletech already has 8’ tall women in power armor who know they’re better than you.
This is the most pornographic 4 seconds I've ever seen in my life.
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
This is the most pornographic 4 seconds I've ever seen in my life.
1. Microsoft is eliminating all C and C++ code.
2. Windows was written using C and C++.
3. Windows is not being rewritten.
4. Therefore Windows is being eliminated.
Q.E.D.
2. Windows was written using C and C++.
3. Windows is not being rewritten.
4. Therefore Windows is being eliminated.
Q.E.D.
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
1. Microsoft is eliminating all C and C++ code.
2. Windows was written using C and C++.
3. Windows is not being rewritten.
4. Therefore Windows is being eliminated.
Q.E.D.
2. Windows was written using C and C++.
3. Windows is not being rewritten.
4. Therefore Windows is being eliminated.
Q.E.D.
Why don’t you block the ads?
December 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Why don’t you block the ads?
I only just realized that Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are both Mike Myers....
December 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I only just realized that Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are both Mike Myers....
I can't believe the politics in my video game!
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I can't believe the politics in my video game!
tfw when you eat at Taco Bell twice in one day
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
tfw when you eat at Taco Bell twice in one day
When a game offers you something to play it, like double experience points, that's the marketing team saying, "Our game is so bad we have to bribe people to play it."
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When a game offers you something to play it, like double experience points, that's the marketing team saying, "Our game is so bad we have to bribe people to play it."
Stormblood didn't have the Heavensward paladin quests about charging up your JO crystals, which is why it's still better than Heavensward.
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Stormblood didn't have the Heavensward paladin quests about charging up your JO crystals, which is why it's still better than Heavensward.
Reposted by Algier Mousehold
This accidental Venn diagram from over a decade ago might actually apply to SO MANY corporations.
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This accidental Venn diagram from over a decade ago might actually apply to SO MANY corporations.
*picture of Levar Burton*
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*picture of Levar Burton*
maybe if women were giant we could stop asking why
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
maybe if women were giant we could stop asking why
I hate Apple‘s liquid glass. It’s horrible.
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I hate Apple‘s liquid glass. It’s horrible.
Reposted by Algier Mousehold
May years ago I joked the Gen Alpha’s prejudice would be prejudice against robots. I didn’t imagine they’d *actually* come up with a slur too.
October 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
May years ago I joked the Gen Alpha’s prejudice would be prejudice against robots. I didn’t imagine they’d *actually* come up with a slur too.
HAVE YOU PAID YOUR DUES, JACK?
October 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
HAVE YOU PAID YOUR DUES, JACK?