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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 1d

My next bad opinion today is that Boston drivers are incredibly restrained and polite. If you put those roads with those speed limits in Texas every gas station would sell fifth-wheel machine gun mounts and they would have to replace the emergency roadside vehicles with coroners vans.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 1d

Hey @deviantollam.bsky.social, I came across something while flying and I’m curious if it’s common: all pelican cases are considered oversized baggage no matter what size they are. It was a 36 pound 1560 with no guns or locks, just some tools and spare parts.

Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 1d

My next bad opinion today is that Boston drivers are incredibly restrained and polite. If you put those roads with those speed limits in Texas every gas station would sell fifth-wheel machine gun mounts and they would have to replace the emergency roadside vehicles with coroners vans.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 2d

I just liked this while sitting in an airport. I hope I don’t get in trouble.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 2d

I have once again made it through airport security without a government groping.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 2d

I read this as “I need to stop saying things” which feels much more true for me!

Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 2d

I feel lucky that I learned about his “hair loss treatments” before I knew I needed estrogen. He was clearly a quack on that front.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 4d

If it makes it suck less: I started a paid subscription because you moved.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 5d

I would like to thank Calvin Klein, the first circuit, and estrogen for my ability to avoid the TSA genital inspection this morning.

Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 6d

I love to be browsing the internet in the morning and see that a brand some of my friends like is accidentally horribly transphobic. It’s clearly a “fail to consider that trans people exist” situation, but it really stung this weekend for some stupid reasons.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 6d

That really surprises me. I really like a lot of her music, but I’m not very intense about it. I have a handful of super hardcore friends, but, based on my conversations with my yoga friends, it seems like maybe swifties are a smaller subset of the general population than I thought.

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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 7d

U.S. Border Patrol agents shot a woman on Saturday morning in Brighton Park marking the second shooting since President Donald Trump’s administration launched an aggressive immigration enforcement operation in the area last month, the @chicago.suntimes.com reports

Federal agents shoot woman they say 'boxed in' authorities in Brighton Park

Authorities were on patrol when they were "rammed by 10 cars," according to a statement from the Department of Homeland Security. One of the drivers "was armed with a semi-automatic weapon," prompting...

chicago.suntimes.com

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 7d

And now I’m paying you $8 a month for these thoughts apparently. That was really great!

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

That’s kind of swift on security’s whole thing. Other than the TSwift jokes.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

My take was more that she got the tone wrong and missed the point of the song.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

Most of lover was hornier than Wood, especially False God.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

If the sex was good the song would have been horny.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

I think if he was then “Wood” would have actually been horny.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

I am still seeing some praise for it, which is confusing me. Dogwater is a compliment. But I’m apparently a little combative today, so don’t trust my opinions.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

My next Taylor Swift hot take is that when she referred to her finance’s dick as a “magic wand,” it’s because she misinterpreted “Red Wine Supernova.”

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

Also, the first time I listened to “Father Figure” my initial thought was, “does she know she’s ripping off George Michael? That was while I was driving to work though.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

I completely agree with you! We may be having totally different feelings about this album, but “Wood” was so bad that I just gave up and deleted the whole album off of my phone.

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

I feel like if this is a “happy” album then she’s leaving a lot on the table…

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Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

Wait, she went back to Max Martin for this one and it still sucks this bad???? We can’t even blame Jack Antanoff for this?????

Lesbian Carabiner 🏳️‍⚧️ @mousqueton1291.bsky.social · 8d

If you think Taylor Swift’s shitty ode to the male penis is awful, may I suggest the entire album “No Hard Feelings” by The Beaches?

I have to say though, writing an entire song about a penis that is LESS HORNY THAN A COLD SHOWER probably takes a lot of skill.

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