Paul
@mpcmonkey.bsky.social
Father, Cardiology ANP and golfer. Most consistent at nursing, highly variable at the other two. He/Him.
#LGBT #AFCB
#LGBT #AFCB
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Paul
@mpcmonkey.bsky.social
· Jan 13
I took my cats to the vets today for their their check ups and was told Millie needs to lose weight.
When I asked the receptionist to confirm Millie's weight for reference, she laughed before telling me and said 'Millie's been eating pies, hasn't she?'.
Bless her! #catsofbluesky
When I asked the receptionist to confirm Millie's weight for reference, she laughed before telling me and said 'Millie's been eating pies, hasn't she?'.
Bless her! #catsofbluesky
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On television, 11 November 1982.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
On television, 11 November 1982.
How stupid is it to get fired for editing Trump's speech to make him look bad?
Just play any speech of his. That'll do it.
Just play any speech of his. That'll do it.
Davie and Turness resign from the BBC, ironically after the Right whip up confected outrage about a Trump documentary.
Now there’s a chance to get someone sympathetic to the BBC into the top job.
Now there’s a chance to get someone sympathetic to the BBC into the top job.
BBC director general Tim Davie and News CEO Deborah Turness resign over Trump documentary edit
Deborah Turness, the CEO of news, says “mistakes have been made”.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
How stupid is it to get fired for editing Trump's speech to make him look bad?
Just play any speech of his. That'll do it.
Just play any speech of his. That'll do it.
First stocking filler purchased!
😋 or 🤮
😋 or 🤮
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
First stocking filler purchased!
😋 or 🤮
😋 or 🤮
It's impossible for me to not crush on Hannah Waddingham.
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's impossible for me to not crush on Hannah Waddingham.
Well, that was some tremendous television!
Fair play to Alan and not so fair play tip Nick and David for shitting the bed at the end.
Really loved Alan and Nick's reaction. Nick's such a lovely chap.
#CelebrityTraitors
Fair play to Alan and not so fair play tip Nick and David for shitting the bed at the end.
Really loved Alan and Nick's reaction. Nick's such a lovely chap.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Well, that was some tremendous television!
Fair play to Alan and not so fair play tip Nick and David for shitting the bed at the end.
Really loved Alan and Nick's reaction. Nick's such a lovely chap.
#CelebrityTraitors
Fair play to Alan and not so fair play tip Nick and David for shitting the bed at the end.
Really loved Alan and Nick's reaction. Nick's such a lovely chap.
#CelebrityTraitors
Haven't we been here before? Oh its terrible for Trump etc, etc.....
Then, nothing.
I'm not holding my breath.
Then, nothing.
I'm not holding my breath.
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Haven't we been here before? Oh its terrible for Trump etc, etc.....
Then, nothing.
I'm not holding my breath.
Then, nothing.
I'm not holding my breath.
Before reading anything about Joey Barton it's worth remembering that he is, and always has been, an absolutely massive cunt.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Joey Barton says he is victim of 'political prosecution' over X posts
The ex-footballer is accused of making offensive posts on X about a presenter and two commentators.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Before reading anything about Joey Barton it's worth remembering that he is, and always has been, an absolutely massive cunt.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
We know exactly why Yaxley-Lennon thinks one of these fine gentleman is more English than the other.
Lovely video, by the way. Really like it.
Lovely video, by the way. Really like it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We know exactly why Yaxley-Lennon thinks one of these fine gentleman is more English than the other.
Lovely video, by the way. Really like it.
Lovely video, by the way. Really like it.
I must confirm that I am *not* legend.
I must confirm that I am *not* I said.
I must confirm that I am *not* the walrus.
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I must confirm that I am *not* legend.
No there isn't.
Pay them a living wage.
Pay them a living wage.
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
No there isn't.
Pay them a living wage.
Pay them a living wage.
Liverpool fans booing TAA is pathetic.
He only helped your team to 2 titles, a Champions League, an FA Cup and a League Cup. He then saw out his contract & left to test himself in a different league.
I expected better from the LFC fans, entitled twats.
#Liverpool
He only helped your team to 2 titles, a Champions League, an FA Cup and a League Cup. He then saw out his contract & left to test himself in a different league.
I expected better from the LFC fans, entitled twats.
#Liverpool
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Liverpool fans booing TAA is pathetic.
He only helped your team to 2 titles, a Champions League, an FA Cup and a League Cup. He then saw out his contract & left to test himself in a different league.
I expected better from the LFC fans, entitled twats.
#Liverpool
He only helped your team to 2 titles, a Champions League, an FA Cup and a League Cup. He then saw out his contract & left to test himself in a different league.
I expected better from the LFC fans, entitled twats.
#Liverpool
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Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
I accidentally clicked on a single right-wing anti-immigration video and now my YouTube feed looks like a fucking nazi's wet dream.
Fucks sake!
Fucks sake!
October 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I accidentally clicked on a single right-wing anti-immigration video and now my YouTube feed looks like a fucking nazi's wet dream.
Fucks sake!
Fucks sake!
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
October 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I saw a Cardiology patient in clinic who has a myriad of mental health issues.
I needed the opinion of another specialist regarding getting this person on the right medical therapy & the way the system works, that took a couple of weeks. Their opinion means I can proceed with my plan.
I needed the opinion of another specialist regarding getting this person on the right medical therapy & the way the system works, that took a couple of weeks. Their opinion means I can proceed with my plan.
October 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I saw a Cardiology patient in clinic who has a myriad of mental health issues.
I needed the opinion of another specialist regarding getting this person on the right medical therapy & the way the system works, that took a couple of weeks. Their opinion means I can proceed with my plan.
I needed the opinion of another specialist regarding getting this person on the right medical therapy & the way the system works, that took a couple of weeks. Their opinion means I can proceed with my plan.
Graham Norton just pointed out to Kim Kardashian that her company was worth over $4bn.
Why wasn't his next question 'Why aren't you and other ultra rich people not fixing world hunger? Or poverty?'?
Why wasn't his next question 'Why aren't you and other ultra rich people not fixing world hunger? Or poverty?'?
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Graham Norton just pointed out to Kim Kardashian that her company was worth over $4bn.
Why wasn't his next question 'Why aren't you and other ultra rich people not fixing world hunger? Or poverty?'?
Why wasn't his next question 'Why aren't you and other ultra rich people not fixing world hunger? Or poverty?'?
October 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The staggering arrogance of any of the faithful who think they have a clue what's going on blows me away, every time.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The staggering arrogance of any of the faithful who think they have a clue what's going on blows me away, every time.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
Mine's back on now.
Vidafone have had a massive outage affecting their mobile and home services and they've fixed it in under the hours.
I think that's pretty good. 👍
Vidafone have had a massive outage affecting their mobile and home services and they've fixed it in under the hours.
I think that's pretty good. 👍
Vodafone has stopped working in a huge technical problem
Vodafone has stopped working in a huge technical problem
www.independent.co.uk
October 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Mine's back on now.
Vidafone have had a massive outage affecting their mobile and home services and they've fixed it in under the hours.
I think that's pretty good. 👍
Vidafone have had a massive outage affecting their mobile and home services and they've fixed it in under the hours.
I think that's pretty good. 👍
Met Police Chief inadvertently nails the main cause of the problem.
October 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Met Police Chief inadvertently nails the main cause of the problem.
This messaging should never have been needed.
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This messaging should never have been needed.
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Important to remember that even if this Gaza deal ends up happening Palestinian people still aren’t free and will continue to live under apartheid, this is not Palestinian liberation and we shouldn’t stop demanding that
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Important to remember that even if this Gaza deal ends up happening Palestinian people still aren’t free and will continue to live under apartheid, this is not Palestinian liberation and we shouldn’t stop demanding that