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Michael Rawdon
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This is the worst simulation I’ve ever lived in.

He/him.

Journal: https://www.fascinationplace.org/
I hope cooks and waitstaff spit in this guy’s food for the rest of his life.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Okay, this is the best take for Patriots haters.

Because it means you also get to dunk on the Jets, which is a national pastime.
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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OH SHIT.

Forgot it's my turn to Quarterback for the Broncos today.
January 25, 2026 at 7:33 PM
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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Microslop
January 21, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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This shot from NFL Films is unbelievable
January 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Mike Vrabel was hired by the Patriots on January 12, 2025 and is now the most senior head coach in the AFC East.
January 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Is everyone excited to see the New England #Patriots back in the AFC championship game??

#NFL
January 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Is Bari Weiss’ first name short for ‘Embarrassing’?
January 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
When you have the top-rated defense in the #NFL but it’s the opposing defense that!s making the big plays, that’s going to be a long afternoon.

#Texans #Patriots
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
At times like this, I enjoy revisiting this delightful moment in #NFL history: youtu.be/U7rPIg7ZNQ8

#49ers #Seahawks #Patriots
Butler picks off Wilson to seal Patriots Super Bowl XLIX victory
YouTube video by NFL
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January 18, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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I’ve had a Substack scraper running for a couple of years now (starting when I read Katz’s Atlantic article in November 2023). Every once in a while I check in on it, and the Nazi situation over there is very much not getting better.
I wish I could feel comfortable reading and sharing people's substacks, as there are really passionate people posting articles that are in my wheelhouse. But, I've not seen anything to say that they're combating their nazi bar status, only being fine with it and seeing them as 'thought leaders'.
January 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
At this point I'm just kind of amazed that Bluesky doesn't have a proper iPad app. I almost entirely interact with it via the web site as a result.
January 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
“The 49ers’ season is not over because, as the Eagles found out the hard way on Sunday, you can’t kill what is already dead.”

- Dieter Kurtenbach, San Jose Mercury News
January 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that’s all I need to know about you.” -Brad Meltzer
January 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Generally speaking i think you can judge people based on how much Vince McMahon hates them. And McMahon hates Ventura with a blinding passion.
January 11, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Sports Night.
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Stephen Jay Gould’s Wonderful Life.
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Good enough.
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Cities are Real America.
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”

In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Huh, I thought they did this like 30 years ago. I haven’t seen an MTV channel on cable in decades, but maybe it’s been on those super-high numbers that I never go to?
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.

In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I ate at a small restaurant where Mike Rutherford was also eating, prior to Genesis playing a concert in town.
Please quote this from the time you didn't interact with someone famous.

I was visiting with family in New Bedford, Massachusetts, at the same time that Mother Theresa was there visiting her Missionaries of Charity. The bishop held a Mass for her at the church where I was baptized. I didn't go.
Catching a train from Bristol Temple Meads, but they shifted the service along the platform because a scene from THE OUTLAWS was being shot where it would usually come in. The scene featured Christopher Walken and Stephen Merchant, but my train came before they shot it so I didn't see either of 'em.
December 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Wtf is this?
December 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I say this in no way to detract from the novel, which I’m sure I will preorder at the first opportunity:

How great would it be if this had illustrations by Stewart Cowley?

(IYKYK)
New book on its way! For the last few years I’ve been working on ‘The First Hundred Hours, a story of Alien Invasion.’ Updates coming soon!
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM