Mark
mrelms71.bsky.social
Mark
@mrelms71.bsky.social
Married to Clare. Love Bob Dylan, films, Zelda. #BHAFC
Shocking performance. #BHAFC
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
You simply have to question the medical team who signed off the decision to let Lindsey Vonn race this morning. A ridiculous decision. Wishing her a full and speedy recovery. #BBCOlympics
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Almost my entire BlueSky feed is @merriam-webster.com’s reposting the definition of Groundhog Day, and I don’t exactly mind it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
February 2, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Fuck you, America.
January 28, 2026 at 11:25 AM
The best party political broadcast I’ve ever seen. The Greens represent me more than any other party by quite some distance.
Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Not sure what’s worse about VAR, the general ruining of the game, or the fact that we’re now privy to these cringe nicknames the refs have for each other.
January 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Err, excuse me, Mr Iraola - allow me to introduce you to your penalty. #BHAFC
January 19, 2026 at 11:25 PM
That decision is utter horse shit. #BHAFC
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Give Jessie her own show, you cowards. #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I feel like the game can finally start properly now that the chaos merchants have left. This is what we came for. #TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Unsurprised to learn Harriet has received speeding points. 😂 #TraitorsUncloaked #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Also, too many shields tonight. #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Wow. Previously, Harriet was great. But she was so annoying tonight I’m actually glad she’s gone. Why are they playing the game so mentally?? #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The word ‘Grok’ just looks and sounds so fucking disgusting as well. Like a grotty old grotbag. Grot producing grot. Absolutely disgusting.
January 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Harriet is who Amanda thought she was. #TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Who does Fiona think she is, Boston Rob?! #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The correct answer is The Leftovers.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Just finished The Cut Throat Trial by @barristersecret.bsky.social. Expertly plotted and devilishly entertaining. It’s the most satisfying thriller I’ve read in a long, long time. Thank you for it!
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Make a Bond movie casual.

Licence to Drive
Make a Bond movie casual.

Dr No Worries If Not
Make a Bond movie casual.

Trifle.
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The only person with Trump Derangement Syndrome is the orange prick himself. Classless wanker.
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You can’t say I don’t know my club! 😂 #bhafc
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Alex Horne is clearly desperate for a wee on this bus and I’m having serious No More Jockeys flashbacks. #HowLongAThon
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Cue the most obliging team in the Premier League to make it seem as if there was never any crisis at Liverpool.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Brighton and Hove Albion. #BHAFC
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM