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Mrs. PA-C
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The skies seem bluer over here than that other place.

EM PA but aspiring to be a trophy wife
Good news is- after an ungodly amount of zofran and sheer female determination, I think I made it through to the other side without only dry heaving, cramps, fatigue and shakiness bc I feel MUCH better tonight than I did this morning but TBD 😅
I fear my time has come. I thought I had Evaded that damned little noro rascal but alas, my efforts were unsuccessful.

It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
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November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Husband got to lay in bed all day when he had noro.

Meanwhile I’ve been alone with 2 kids, done the dishes,2 loads of laundry,coordinated with the plumber AND rearranged the garage so he has space to replace the hot water heater

💀💀💀🙃🙃🙃

In my next life I’d like to be a man with a SAHM wife. SMDH
I fear my time has come. I thought I had Evaded that damned little noro rascal but alas, my efforts were unsuccessful.

It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
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November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I fear my time has come. I thought I had Evaded that damned little noro rascal but alas, my efforts were unsuccessful.

It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
a cartoon baboon says it is time
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November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
How much zofran can I take before I contract QT prolongation
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
MY TUMMY FEELS WEIRD
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I SURVIVED THE NIGHT

I def don’t feel normal but just feel pregnant nauseous where it’s just that low level constant background nausea
Oh god the nausea has begun

Just panickedly finished my skincare, took 2 zofran, 3 Advil and 2 Tylenol and a unisom lmfao

I have gathered the supplies
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oh god the nausea has begun

Just panickedly finished my skincare, took 2 zofran, 3 Advil and 2 Tylenol and a unisom lmfao

I have gathered the supplies
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I’m craving a cocktail and usually my first sign of being sick is that alcohol
Sounds repulsive

Is this just False hope????

Also, we still don’t have hot water so I was boiling water on the stove for an HOUR for the kids bath 🙃🙃🙃
Am I nauseous because I’m hot, in an n95 and scrambling to bleach the whole house or HAS MY TIME COME 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Am I nauseous because I’m hot, in an n95 and scrambling to bleach the whole house or HAS MY TIME COME 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Do we think it’s even worth me bleaching the whole house at this point or is my fate already sealed lmao
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November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Like, trust me I know noro is awful. But let’s say roles were reversed- he would’ve been at work and I would’ve been sick as shit home alone with 2 kids.

Which is likely what’s gunna end up happening tomorrow 🫡💀
Well I was supposed to take my immigration English test today but husband is apparently an ailing Victorian child because he goes “I simply cannot drive or watch the children”

And just… fuckin MEN. They would never survive pregnancy
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Well I was supposed to take my immigration English test today but husband is apparently an ailing Victorian child because he goes “I simply cannot drive or watch the children”

And just… fuckin MEN. They would never survive pregnancy
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING ON BORROWED TIME

I’m just sitting here waiting for it to hit me lmfao
Ugh I got the dreaded “MOM I FREW UPPPPP” call on the baby monitor after listening to my husband puke repeatedly for the last 3 hours
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
3yo was up every 30 minutes puking from 4am-now. And yet you’d never even know she was sick

Meanwhile husband is on his death bed lmfao
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ugh I got the dreaded “MOM I FREW UPPPPP” call on the baby monitor after listening to my husband puke repeatedly for the last 3 hours
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I’m sorry, but you’re telling me that, despite seeing a man fall ill with an acute viral illness, that people were like “yes, men are definitely the dominant sex”

Bc I just saw my husband COLLAPSE ON THE GROUND FROM “NAUSEA”

(15mo had a mild stomach bug this weekend)
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I’ll have you know that since using grad plus loans to go to PA school, I have almost entirely paid them off plus interest. Those loans also allowed me to get a well earning job leading to me paying a lot of money annually in federal income tax for decades.

But ok this won’t have consequences 👍
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sigh, I miss that fuckin dog.

One of the only animals on this earth that I’d let play “keep away” with my daughter like this
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I took the GRE on a WHIM with 0 preparation and scored in the like 80th percentile and got into PA school with it

..so tell me why I spent $40 on a practice exam for an ENGLISH LITERACY TEST and am low key panicking about the exam tomorrow lmao
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
FUCK THAT WAS AWFUL

Hair absolutely did NOT get washed. Gunna be going hard on the dry shampoo instead 🫡🫡
the gas leak at our hot water heater means we have no hot water

Very much UNEXCITED about my cold ass shower imma have to take tonight and of course it’s HAIR WASH DAY 🥲🥲🥲
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
the gas leak at our hot water heater means we have no hot water

Very much UNEXCITED about my cold ass shower imma have to take tonight and of course it’s HAIR WASH DAY 🥲🥲🥲
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Cool cool cool I’m
Having a pubic symphysis dysfunction flare up LESS THAN 2 WEEKS FROM MY HALF MARATHON
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Well we have a gas leak in our hot water heater. Which is in our garage. Which is literally right beside my treadmill I use EVERY SINGLE DAY.

He said likely been a slow leak for a while, then it fully broke loose last night
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My three year old just goes “mom.. that’s your third piece of candy and you haven’t had any growing food. Is that a smart choice for your body?”

😭😭😭
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
In case you were wondering about my level of girlie girl, I just had to google “are eyelash curlers supposed to have rubber on the curling part” because mine looked weird but I never use it lmfao

(Yes, they ARE supposed to have rubber on them, but the rubber piece apparently fell off of mine)
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November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM