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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️

@mrstales.bsky.social

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• The thinking person's crumpet 😘 • Neurodivergent OCD fighter • Late 40s bbw, enm ♾️, bi-ish, sapio and demi, UK-based • https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff! • Sometimes nsfw. 🔞

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · Nov 24

My kinks?

- trust
- respect
- chemistry
- an open, sexy mind

and

- a sense of humour.

I know, I know...

I'm *really* fucking perverted! 😈

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.

Headline reading "Daddy Drought Hits Gay Community as Aging Millennials Grapple With Rising Cost of Sugar Babies." Subtitle reads, "Would-Be Daddy's Lack Means to Penetrate Gay Sugar Baby Market"

The headlines are superimposed over a young looking Twink with an older daddy

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 6h

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 9h

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Well, I mean, now you're tempting me...

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Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕ @risquedraws.bsky.social · 3d

Kinktober2025 - Oct 11 - Sex Toys 📳

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Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕ @risquedraws.bsky.social · 2d

Kinktober2025 - Oct 12 - Constrained 👐

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Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕ @risquedraws.bsky.social · 1d

Kinktober2025 - Oct 13 - Teasing 😵‍💫 (Bonus drawing!)

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Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕ @risquedraws.bsky.social · 1d

Kinktober2025 - Oct 13 - Teasing 😵‍💫

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Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕ @risquedraws.bsky.social · 9h

Kinktober2025 - Oct 14 - Costume 👻

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 9h

Fuck. I didn't realise the quizzes were on.

Damn and blast.

Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 9h

That would at least be amusing! And probably helpful - Clipp was always keen to help!

"I see you're trying fuck anally. Would you like a template?"

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 9h

I'm sorry you've had some saddo making comments. Just a fucktwunt. Not worth the time of day. X

Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 10h

😆 sorry! X

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 10h

Funny you should mention it... 😄

Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 10h

I'm sorry to say it, but I'm leaving Bluesky.

Alice from Goldman Sachs has just contacted me in my DMs with an incredible, 100% certain investment opportunity - so I'm soon going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams!!

Ciao peasants.

😏🤣

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 10h

I can't imagine anything worse than AI erotica...

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 11h

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 10h

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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 11h

Figured out what this picture reminded me of...

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 10h

I have my own collar that I bought myself - because submission is *my* choice.

If I put that collar on, I'm temporarily gifting my submission to you, trusting you to take control. There's a great deal of strength in that surrender.

Cara Sutra @carasutra.bsky.social · 2d

Submission in BDSM: Why It’s Not a Sign of Weakness

Submission in BDSM: Strength Behind Surrender

Is submission weakness? In BDSM, submitting is an act of trust, strength and self-knowledge. Learn why submission is empowering.

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 11h

Brimming with pent-up rage!

God help us all if they ever got loose 😆

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 11h

Oh dear, Anthony has malfunctioned again.

Pass a spanner.

😘

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Mrs Tales of the Unexpected 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ @mrstales.bsky.social · 11h

'Tis a fine and underused word.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 19d

These very true words from Steve Hely have given me tremendous comfort over the years.

Writing a novel— actually picking the words and filling in paragraphs— is a tremendous pain in the ass. Now that TV’s so good and the Internet is an endless forest of distraction, it’s damn near impossible. That should be taken into account when ranking the all-time greats. Somebody like Charles Dickens, for example, who had nothing better to do except eat mutton and attend public hangings, should get very little credit.

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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 1d

This forever and always.

~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah if you're outsourcing flirting to the machine I do think you're on the road to destroying the parts of you that make being alive worthwhile.

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rounding error @stealingzen.bsky.social · 1d

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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 1d

Her: I'm about to come -
Me, reading a screen over her shoulder: That's great news! Orgasms promote cardiovascular health and have a positive effect on mental health and well-being too. Would you like me to formulate a list of the physical and emotional benefits?

Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 1d

People who use ChatGPT to write dating messages: will you ask the robot to fuck your date too? To look into their eyes the second before you share that very first electric kiss?! Dating with AI is surely the peak example of ‘using a forklift to pick up weights in the gym.’

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