Mrs A Winter's Tale[s]
@mrstales.bsky.social
• The thinking person's crumpet 😘
• Neurodivergent OCD fighter
• Late 40s bbw, enm ♾️🍍, bi-ish, sapio and demi, UK-based
• https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff!
• Sometimes nsfw. 🔞
• Neurodivergent OCD fighter
• Late 40s bbw, enm ♾️🍍, bi-ish, sapio and demi, UK-based
• https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff!
• Sometimes nsfw. 🔞
Pinned
My kinks?
- trust
- respect
- chemistry
- an open, sexy mind
and
- a sense of humour.
I know, I know...
I'm *really* fucking perverted! 😈
- trust
- respect
- chemistry
- an open, sexy mind
and
- a sense of humour.
I know, I know...
I'm *really* fucking perverted! 😈
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As a rule in trauma recovery, if you're calling yourself names like "stupid" or "lazy," you've lost the plot. Push pause, back up, & gently re-engage w/ yourself in a way that doesn't echo your bullies & abusers.
Old patterns die hard, & our job is to catch & scramble them.
Old patterns die hard, & our job is to catch & scramble them.
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
As a rule in trauma recovery, if you're calling yourself names like "stupid" or "lazy," you've lost the plot. Push pause, back up, & gently re-engage w/ yourself in a way that doesn't echo your bullies & abusers.
Old patterns die hard, & our job is to catch & scramble them.
Old patterns die hard, & our job is to catch & scramble them.
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Triggers don't exist to punish us, although it can absolutely feel that way sometimes. Triggers point to our wounds & tell us where gentleness & care is needed inside. I know, the experience sucks. We don't have to love it. But we do have to understand what triggers are & aren't.
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Triggers don't exist to punish us, although it can absolutely feel that way sometimes. Triggers point to our wounds & tell us where gentleness & care is needed inside. I know, the experience sucks. We don't have to love it. But we do have to understand what triggers are & aren't.
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Fuck. Yes.
All the yes.
All the yes.
Men who pretend to find fat women attractive for clout can get in the bin.
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Fuck. Yes.
All the yes.
All the yes.
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This too 👏🏼👏🏼
The inverse is also true!
Men who repost nothing but skinny women but secretly jerk off to fat women can kick rocks. #LoveMeInPublic
Men who repost nothing but skinny women but secretly jerk off to fat women can kick rocks. #LoveMeInPublic
Men who pretend to find fat women attractive for clout can get in the bin.
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This too 👏🏼👏🏼
Wow - so much want...🔥🥵
Friday is new #AudioPorn day and this one is extra special - @focusedandfilthy.bsky.social describes in beautiful detail photographing a friend naked, then having exquisite sex with her.
PLUS if you click the links you can see the actual photos! 😍
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/black-r...
PLUS if you click the links you can see the actual photos! 😍
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/black-r...
Black rope: Photographing her, naked and restrained | Audio porn by Missy
Missy recounts a time when she tied someone with black rope to take pictures - how hot it was to take the photos, and give her model a reward afterwards...
www.girlonthenet.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Wow - so much want...🔥🥵
I have totally overdone the socialising over the past few months, and as much as it's been fun, I need to be a bit more sensible & selective in the New Year - not least from a £ and wellbeing/spoons point of view!
Turns out I'm a popular lady, who knew? 😉
(Not me! 🙈😊)
Turns out I'm a popular lady, who knew? 😉
(Not me! 🙈😊)
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I have totally overdone the socialising over the past few months, and as much as it's been fun, I need to be a bit more sensible & selective in the New Year - not least from a £ and wellbeing/spoons point of view!
Turns out I'm a popular lady, who knew? 😉
(Not me! 🙈😊)
Turns out I'm a popular lady, who knew? 😉
(Not me! 🙈😊)
I am poorly ill with another bad cold 🤧 and feeling as sexy as 3 day old rice pudding, so my chest is remaining firmly under wraps.
However these ladies are happy to share theirs.
boobychristmas.com
However these ladies are happy to share theirs.
boobychristmas.com
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December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I am poorly ill with another bad cold 🤧 and feeling as sexy as 3 day old rice pudding, so my chest is remaining firmly under wraps.
However these ladies are happy to share theirs.
boobychristmas.com
However these ladies are happy to share theirs.
boobychristmas.com
Am very behind with DMs etc due to an excess of doing stuff.
Sorry.
Bear with. X
Sorry.
Bear with. X
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Am very behind with DMs etc due to an excess of doing stuff.
Sorry.
Bear with. X
Sorry.
Bear with. X
Looking forward to meeting up with @mrgrimm99.bsky.social today for nerdy shopping, Xmas market tomfoolery and seasonal snogging. 😊
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Looking forward to meeting up with @mrgrimm99.bsky.social today for nerdy shopping, Xmas market tomfoolery and seasonal snogging. 😊
Just got three pointless answers on the Pointless endgame.
I knew my Spice Girls knowledge would come in handy one day!
I knew my Spice Girls knowledge would come in handy one day!
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Just got three pointless answers on the Pointless endgame.
I knew my Spice Girls knowledge would come in handy one day!
I knew my Spice Girls knowledge would come in handy one day!
🥵🔥🥵🔥
Fantasies don’t have to lead to plans, or cast-iron commitments: they’re toys you can play with however you want.
NEW blog: a fantasy I whispered to someone while we fucked, and possibly @stuartcb.bsky.social’s hottest picture yet 👌
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fantasy...
NEW blog: a fantasy I whispered to someone while we fucked, and possibly @stuartcb.bsky.social’s hottest picture yet 👌
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fantasy...
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I played squaredle.com 11/26:
39/39 words (+22 bonus words)
📖 In the top 1% by bonus words
🔥 Solve streak: 1
39/39 words (+22 bonus words)
📖 In the top 1% by bonus words
🔥 Solve streak: 1
Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
squaredle.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I played squaredle.com 11/26:
39/39 words (+22 bonus words)
📖 In the top 1% by bonus words
🔥 Solve streak: 1
39/39 words (+22 bonus words)
📖 In the top 1% by bonus words
🔥 Solve streak: 1
Remind me...what day is it? 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Remind me...what day is it? 🤔
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/never-t...
One of my favourite ever @girlonthenet.bsky.social pieces and something I return to again and again as I navigate my mid-life renaissance.
One of my favourite ever @girlonthenet.bsky.social pieces and something I return to again and again as I navigate my mid-life renaissance.
You are never too late to start fucking | Girl on the Net
You are never too late to start exploring sex and pleasure. Your story isn't finished until the day you die. As long as you're alive, you're never too late.
www.girlonthenet.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/never-t...
One of my favourite ever @girlonthenet.bsky.social pieces and something I return to again and again as I navigate my mid-life renaissance.
One of my favourite ever @girlonthenet.bsky.social pieces and something I return to again and again as I navigate my mid-life renaissance.
Are we watching I'm a Celeb?
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Are we watching I'm a Celeb?
Looking for recommendations for a good splash blanket, please...
Because I, um, often spill drinks in bed... 💦😈🙈😄
Thank you!
Because I, um, often spill drinks in bed... 💦😈🙈😄
Thank you!
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Looking for recommendations for a good splash blanket, please...
Because I, um, often spill drinks in bed... 💦😈🙈😄
Thank you!
Because I, um, often spill drinks in bed... 💦😈🙈😄
Thank you!
Apologies I have been absent from here due to Real Life.
Boobs, banter and bizarreness will return shortly. X
Boobs, banter and bizarreness will return shortly. X
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Apologies I have been absent from here due to Real Life.
Boobs, banter and bizarreness will return shortly. X
Boobs, banter and bizarreness will return shortly. X
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Okayyyyy I’ll bite!
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Okayyyyy I’ll bite!
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This is an incredibly powerful idea. #ProudBlue
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This is an incredibly powerful idea. #ProudBlue
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November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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It's happened.
I have run out of boob inspiration.
I have no idea what to do for Titty Tuesday.
I have some kind of block. Like writer's block, but for boobies. Boobie block. Trammeled titties.
I'm sorry.
😱
I have run out of boob inspiration.
I have no idea what to do for Titty Tuesday.
I have some kind of block. Like writer's block, but for boobies. Boobie block. Trammeled titties.
I'm sorry.
😱
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's happened.
I have run out of boob inspiration.
I have no idea what to do for Titty Tuesday.
I have some kind of block. Like writer's block, but for boobies. Boobie block. Trammeled titties.
I'm sorry.
😱
I have run out of boob inspiration.
I have no idea what to do for Titty Tuesday.
I have some kind of block. Like writer's block, but for boobies. Boobie block. Trammeled titties.
I'm sorry.
😱
Mr Tales is sending me to bed at 10.30pm tonight and I'm so tired, I'm not even going to argue.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Mr Tales is sending me to bed at 10.30pm tonight and I'm so tired, I'm not even going to argue.
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Five in the morning, and all I want is to be pinned beneath someone bigger and stronger than me, used so gently and sweetly you'd never know that each thrust aches like a beautiful bruise, and told in a voice barely hanging onto control that I am the best they've ever had.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Five in the morning, and all I want is to be pinned beneath someone bigger and stronger than me, used so gently and sweetly you'd never know that each thrust aches like a beautiful bruise, and told in a voice barely hanging onto control that I am the best they've ever had.
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Let's take a bath together. I want to close my eyes, lean back against your chest, and feel it rise and fall. No talking. Just soft existence together.
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Let's take a bath together. I want to close my eyes, lean back against your chest, and feel it rise and fall. No talking. Just soft existence together.