Marthine Satris
@msatris.bsky.social
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Bay Area words & book person. Oakland. Associate Publisher at Heyday, Calendar compiler at ORB. www.heydaybooks.com www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org
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The Heyday Harvest, our annual gathering & biggest fundraiser of the year, is Sunday October 19th at the Freight in Berkeley. Please join our community of writers, artists, & activists to honor Alice Waters of Chez Panisse & author @alexis-madrigal.bsky.social ! heyday.salsalabs.org/harvest2025r...
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Oh no, the cruelties of relying on ephemera ..
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Oh this is the kind of good news I needed to find today (yes it's 3 weeks old, but it's news to me today)
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Coming in January from Sara Levine the author of Treasure Island!!! The Hitch about a woman who tries to exorcise the spirit of a dead corgi from her young nephew.
Galley of The Hitch on a display table. The cover shows a corgi dog its mouth is open and drool is dripping. Other books are displayed behind it.
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And I made it! I'm on a plane!
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Writers: our imaginations are WAY too active and convincing.
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I confidently texted the person I'm traveling with that I had booked the car. What the actual FUCK my brain is fried
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Have just discovered the rental car I was confident I had booked in fact I had not booked, just bookmarked? What the FUCK.
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Please tell me your stupidest travel mistake stories. I am currently on route from SFO to OAK on Bart bc I got to SFO and 1) learned I had unintentionally cancelled both legs of my flight when I changed my return flight 2) I was too late to even get on standby bc I cut it too close
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I'm strongly opposed to OAK's effort to join in this troupe of confusion. They are trying to rename themselves Oakland San Francisco airport and I'm like, this is so mean.
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Honestly, possibly a better timeline
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Of course it did!

I remember taking a Ryanair flight to "Paris" in 2006 and it literally landed in a field. We walked through a pasture to like a large tent, then I had to figure out how to take a bus to get to the Metro to get to actual Paris.
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We posted up on the floor with our carryon luggage as a pillow, and we got where we were going, just a day later than all our pick up and travel arrangements had been made for.

Feeling bathed in my father's love and spirit on this day of travel mistakes. The one upside.
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Hahahahahahahaha, bursting out laughing on my way to the 2nd of 3 airports I'll be visiting today. How did you get home??
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We very proudly figured it out, booked a ticket through Houston, figured out paying for things online, and booked the ticket.

And then when we got to Houston, discovered to our chagrin that there was a 12 (maybe 18?) hour overnight layover and we hadn't clocked the am/pm or date shift.
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Xander, are you to blame for the right wing bathroom panic, fess up.
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I'm now remembering my very first airline booking fuck up, which was also my first time booking tickets on the Internet, in like 2001.

My father & I were traveling fr Calif to Costa Rica, and my mom,who always does the travel logistics, wasn't coming with us, so she left it in our untrained hands.
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Please tell me your stupidest travel mistake stories. I am currently on route from SFO to OAK on Bart bc I got to SFO and 1) learned I had unintentionally cancelled both legs of my flight when I changed my return flight 2) I was too late to even get on standby bc I cut it too close
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Thank you for the wallet-paining empathy!
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I made a transfer that's speeding things up and I thiiiink I'll be on time. But, I've been wrong before. Today in fact. Very wrong.
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Oh JESUS! That's insane on Google's part. Especially since Shannon is an option, and Limerick is exponentially closer to Cork than Dublin.

I'm offended on behalf of Ireland which yes is a small island but not THAT feckin small.
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Saturday! Think about art and plants and colonial capitalism with local artist Kija Lucas, Wellesley professor of feminist science studies and author of Botany of Empire Banu Subramaniam, and meeeee. 2pm SFAC Galleries Saturday 10/11.

www.sfartscommission.org/calendar/con...
San Francisco Arts Commission
www.sfartscommission.org
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Who has the time??

The optimist in me 1) buys the non-refundable ticket 2) assumes there's some kind of solveable error when she can't check in ahead of time 3) gets to the airport justintime ..

And ends up squandering all the time and money I was trying to save wtfffff
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I am just hoping to God I get to Oakland in time right now and don't miss a second flight