Widdershins Smith 🐘
@msmith3.bsky.social
Unfluencer.
Opinionated.
#Engineer
#Geek
#Plymouth
We are all Homo Sapiens.
#Antitheist.
99% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.
Jokes cannot be stolen nor plagiarised if not passed off as one's own. It's how jokes work.
https://linktr.ee/juglugs
Opinionated.
#Engineer
#Geek
#Plymouth
We are all Homo Sapiens.
#Antitheist.
99% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.
Jokes cannot be stolen nor plagiarised if not passed off as one's own. It's how jokes work.
https://linktr.ee/juglugs
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Genuinely interesting. Kristi Noem is snitching that Stephen Miller is the one who made up the bullshit about Alex Pretti.
It would be genuinely useful if Congress can get her to admit that he has been dictating ALL OF THIS just like he dictated the murderboats.
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
It would be genuinely useful if Congress can get her to admit that he has been dictating ALL OF THIS just like he dictated the murderboats.
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Genuinely interesting. Kristi Noem is snitching that Stephen Miller is the one who made up the bullshit about Alex Pretti.
It would be genuinely useful if Congress can get her to admit that he has been dictating ALL OF THIS just like he dictated the murderboats.
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
It would be genuinely useful if Congress can get her to admit that he has been dictating ALL OF THIS just like he dictated the murderboats.
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
People often ask me where I got my owl.
I make up a different fake story every time.
The truth is, I found it in my glove compartment
I make up a different fake story every time.
The truth is, I found it in my glove compartment
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
People often ask me where I got my owl.
I make up a different fake story every time.
The truth is, I found it in my glove compartment
I make up a different fake story every time.
The truth is, I found it in my glove compartment
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Yesterday we learned that a racist Trump supporter assaulted a nonwhite Democratic congressman.
And it’s not even a big story.
Meanwhile, Republicans drone on about ‘left-wing political violence’.
And it’s not even a big story.
Meanwhile, Republicans drone on about ‘left-wing political violence’.
January 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Yesterday we learned that a racist Trump supporter assaulted a nonwhite Democratic congressman.
And it’s not even a big story.
Meanwhile, Republicans drone on about ‘left-wing political violence’.
And it’s not even a big story.
Meanwhile, Republicans drone on about ‘left-wing political violence’.
It seems like no one entertains a group of strangers at a remote mansion and has them solve a series of intricate clues anymore
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It seems like no one entertains a group of strangers at a remote mansion and has them solve a series of intricate clues anymore
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A government that made an honest mistake and killed someone would admit it.
A government that wanted to murder its political enemies would lie about it.
A government that wanted to murder its political enemies would lie about it.
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 AM
A government that made an honest mistake and killed someone would admit it.
A government that wanted to murder its political enemies would lie about it.
A government that wanted to murder its political enemies would lie about it.
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Trump and his outriders are intentionally trying to destroy even the idea of truth
Trational media strictures - reporting he said, she said; not reporting more ‘extreme’ claims by those not in power - plays right into this
It’s a playbook, and it’s already in U.K. (cf Farage’s Dulwich racism)
Trational media strictures - reporting he said, she said; not reporting more ‘extreme’ claims by those not in power - plays right into this
It’s a playbook, and it’s already in U.K. (cf Farage’s Dulwich racism)
January 25, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Trump and his outriders are intentionally trying to destroy even the idea of truth
Trational media strictures - reporting he said, she said; not reporting more ‘extreme’ claims by those not in power - plays right into this
It’s a playbook, and it’s already in U.K. (cf Farage’s Dulwich racism)
Trational media strictures - reporting he said, she said; not reporting more ‘extreme’ claims by those not in power - plays right into this
It’s a playbook, and it’s already in U.K. (cf Farage’s Dulwich racism)
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And once more, dropping the letter s from the word she.
Due to directives on balance, the BBC are reporting that yes she was shot dead at close range, but in many belief systems death is not an end but a new beginning, part of a neverending cycle of change.
January 25, 2026 at 11:20 AM
And once more, dropping the letter s from the word she.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 PM
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Eeek, I start a new job as a Director and Chief Architect tomorrow. Massive Imposter syndrome today!
#ChiefArchitect #EnterpriseArchitect #ERP #Director
#ChiefArchitect #EnterpriseArchitect #ERP #Director
January 25, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Eeek, I start a new job as a Director and Chief Architect tomorrow. Massive Imposter syndrome today!
#ChiefArchitect #EnterpriseArchitect #ERP #Director
#ChiefArchitect #EnterpriseArchitect #ERP #Director
Apropos of nothing:
After they were caught in a lie about Weapons of Mass Destruction, the Republican Party (and right-wing-plant Tony Blair), executed Saddam Hussein because his government killed their own people.
After they were caught in a lie about Weapons of Mass Destruction, the Republican Party (and right-wing-plant Tony Blair), executed Saddam Hussein because his government killed their own people.
January 25, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Apropos of nothing:
After they were caught in a lie about Weapons of Mass Destruction, the Republican Party (and right-wing-plant Tony Blair), executed Saddam Hussein because his government killed their own people.
After they were caught in a lie about Weapons of Mass Destruction, the Republican Party (and right-wing-plant Tony Blair), executed Saddam Hussein because his government killed their own people.
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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The NRA is a gun rights organization the way the Ku Klux Klan is a speech rights organization.
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 AM
The NRA is a gun rights organization the way the Ku Klux Klan is a speech rights organization.
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Bernice King has it absolutely right. We are facing a moral crisis in this country. And we must all act together to end it.
January 25, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Bernice King has it absolutely right. We are facing a moral crisis in this country. And we must all act together to end it.
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A statement from the NRA suggests that the Second Amendment applies only to some people.
Not all US citizens have this right now.
Not all US citizens have this right now.
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 AM
A statement from the NRA suggests that the Second Amendment applies only to some people.
Not all US citizens have this right now.
Not all US citizens have this right now.
@carolecadwalla.bsky.social gets it right again. Her writing always meets the moment.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
Death Squads Execute Second Dissident
Or what the US press would say if this was happening on the streets of a "shithole" country overseas
open.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 AM
@carolecadwalla.bsky.social gets it right again. Her writing always meets the moment.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
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Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
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But this was okay…
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
But this was okay…
Wasn't the whole point of the 2A morons that they could form a militia against an oppresive governement?
I mean, WTAF, if you're not going to use that now, it's a void concept.
I mean, WTAF, if you're not going to use that now, it's a void concept.
All you 2A MAGAidiots wanna tell me they can execute you for lawfully carrying a gun on your waistband now?
January 24, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Wasn't the whole point of the 2A morons that they could form a militia against an oppresive governement?
I mean, WTAF, if you're not going to use that now, it's a void concept.
I mean, WTAF, if you're not going to use that now, it's a void concept.
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His name is Alex Jeffrey Pretti. He was 37 years old.
He was a licensed nurse.
He was recording ICE and defending a female protester from their aggression.
And they executed him.
He was a licensed nurse.
He was recording ICE and defending a female protester from their aggression.
And they executed him.
January 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
His name is Alex Jeffrey Pretti. He was 37 years old.
He was a licensed nurse.
He was recording ICE and defending a female protester from their aggression.
And they executed him.
He was a licensed nurse.
He was recording ICE and defending a female protester from their aggression.
And they executed him.
After this, we MUST not allow these comapies to continue.
We allowed Boss, IBM, VW, et al continue after their support of the Nazis in WWII. We must learn.
And as for the Church...
We allowed Boss, IBM, VW, et al continue after their support of the Nazis in WWII. We must learn.
And as for the Church...
January 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
After this, we MUST not allow these comapies to continue.
We allowed Boss, IBM, VW, et al continue after their support of the Nazis in WWII. We must learn.
And as for the Church...
We allowed Boss, IBM, VW, et al continue after their support of the Nazis in WWII. We must learn.
And as for the Church...
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How big is Greenland?
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
How big is Greenland?
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.