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Widdershins Smith 🐘

@msmith3.bsky.social

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Unfluencer. Opinionated. Engineer. #Plymouth We are all Homo Sapiens. #Antitheist. 99% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. Jokes cannot be stolen nor plagiarised if not passed off as one's own. It's how jokes work. https://linktr.ee/juglugs

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Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 4h

What's it like inside your head?

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Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 5h

He spelled "siege" wrong...

David Atkins @davidoatkins.bsky.social · 6h

The use of "surge" here is so fucking grotesque. Trump is using Iraq War language against the citizens of his own country.

Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 5h

He spelled "siege" wrong...

Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 5h

So Trump has said that no taxpayer money will be used for the abominable ballroom, and a big part of it is his personal money, and in the next sentence says how the federal government owes him $230m in damages from investigations, paid for by the taxpayer?

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza...

Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 5h

Is Trump still ending the Ukraine/Russia war in the first 24 hours of his term?
Like the other "8 wars" that he hasn't ended? 🤔

Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 6h

It's what he really craves - infamy.
He wants to become immortal by being remembered more than Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao, etc. He couldn't achieve that by being the most popular, so he's going full-scale-deflection and making sure he's the worst human in history.

Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 6h

It isn’t that I’m not a people person; it’s that I’m not a stupid people person.
And they are very prolific…

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Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 16h

I spent a good 10 minutes going through today's #xkcd comic. I love this one:

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit, this cartoon.

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Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 1d

It couldn't have been ALL the dirt. Dirt used = total dirt volume - iceberg volume

Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 1d

British Summer Time ends this weekend. Remember that we could get rid of Daylight Savings and just keep turning our clocks back until we live in complete darkness, cradled by the velvety night.

Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 1d

🥸 I think the Groucho one works for that!
Let's appropriate it.

Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 2d

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future

@outonthemoors.bsky.social

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Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 2d

#Epstein

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Warren Oates @warrenoates1.bsky.social · 2d

A secure and sovereign Ukraine.

A stronger, more integration NATO.

European nations innovating at a war-time pace to meet our secutity needs.

Britain leading from the front.

The new deal for European security is taking shape!

www.instagram.com/p/DQFLIIwDbae/

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Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 2d

The fact that some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I cannot put into words.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 2d

WOW. A third of ICE recruits can’t pass a fitness test that I do multiple times a week, and I’m a 51 year old woke cat lady with a nose ring who loves a soy latte.

Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 3d

Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

More than a third have failed so far, four officials told me, impeding the agency’s plan to hire, train, and deploy 10,000 deportation officers by January. To pass, recruits must do 15 push-ups and 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes.
“It’s pathetic,” one career ICE official told me, adding that before now, a typical class of 40 recruits had only a couple of candidates fail, because the screening process was more rigorous.

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Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 2d

I still measure my feet in barleycorns!

(As does everyone else in the UK - 1 shoe size is 1/3 of a barleycorn difference)

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Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 2d

Checkmate, Theists!!
Actual footage of evolution in action. Homo Sapiens born of a T-Rex.

#ReligionPoisonsEverything

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Eyes on the Fright 🎃 @eyesontheright.bsky.social · 3d

The White House (2028)

Picture of Biff Tannen's casino from "Back to the Future Part II". The sign says "Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise" and includes a picture of him burning a wad of cash with his lit cigar.

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Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 2d

I love this article @[email protected] but for the love of all things good, please check your maths and/or explain how 6 in 10 can blame GOP and 54% can blame Dems...

Maybe use the same damn measure if you find maths difficult?

www.salon.com/2025/10/19/d...

Democrats are finally exposing Donald Trump's weakness

By holding firm in shutdown fight, Dems are revealing Trump's strongman limitations

www.salon.com

Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 2d

Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 3d

Want more of a metaphor?