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Nolan

@mspnoodle.bsky.social

2.5K followers 870 following 660 posts

I meant gay as in stupid and bad. Chronically online. Occasionally nsfw. Married. Mpls.

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 8h

Country boys make do, btw. 😤

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 2d

Renee Rapp is a rockstar. Lesbians are so powerful.

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 2d

Also the boyfriends of bisexual women. I see you and I salute you. 🫡

Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 2d

At the Renee Rapp concert. I’ve never seen so many lesbians in my life. Love this for them.

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 2d

😍😍😍

Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 5d

2nd Anniversary married to the loml. Love you, Pookie. @hey-cj.bsky.social

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 11d

Almost missed the first day of Jocktober. My sincerest apologies. Please accept this late submission.

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 11d

Why don’t you let the audience decide..

Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 11d

This weather is bullshit I wanna wear a SWEATER!!!!!!!

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 15d

hey from hotel 😌

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 20d

If I get raptured tomorrow I’m gonna be so embarrassedddd like wait have I been a loser this whole time????

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 21d

Returning from my bluskie hiatus to say Martha Stewart can eat my ass!!

Flower arrangement on a dining room table in a low, white vase.

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 25d

Hey so

Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Sep 12

They have the og version available in the App Store btw. I play it on my lil iPad. 🥰

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Sep 6

You had me at Marcia Cross and Dianna Agron

Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Aug 7

Hello and also goodbye to my beautiful lil bloomfies. Daddy needs to reset and stop doomscrolling for a bit. Kisses. 😘

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Aug 5

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Aug 5

She’s so BORINGGGG

Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Aug 5

oomfie stuns in new selfie

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Aug 4

This is spoiler freee!!! My Artpop could mean anything!!!

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Aug 4

RAIL DADDY??????

Carrie Coon as Bertha Russell in The Gilded Age, with a very shocked look on her face

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Aug 4

Marian is such a wet blanket like ughhh

Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Aug 3

Hey so god damn? 🥵🥵🥵

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Aug 2

Straight people are so obsessed with walking slowly and stopping in the middle of a walkway like MOVE.

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Nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · Jul 31

gm king 🙇🏼‍♂️