Nolan
@mspnoodle.bsky.social
I meant gay as in stupid and bad. Chronically online. Occasionally nsfw. Married. Mpls.
My gym only has 2 (TWO!) incline benches in the free weights area and this bitch is using one of them just to hold her phone and water while she works out next to it. 😵💫
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My gym only has 2 (TWO!) incline benches in the free weights area and this bitch is using one of them just to hold her phone and water while she works out next to it. 😵💫
If I don’t see Wake Up Dead Man in the next 24 hours I’m going to end it all.
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If I don’t see Wake Up Dead Man in the next 24 hours I’m going to end it all.
When you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to btw. 😤
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
When you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to btw. 😤
I can’t participate in this over 30 selfie trend cuz I’m only (freshly!) 21! 😔
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I can’t participate in this over 30 selfie trend cuz I’m only (freshly!) 21! 😔
Jesus right before he ate that charcuterie with the homies I think idk I didn’t read it:
I am eternal
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Jesus right before he ate that charcuterie with the homies I think idk I didn’t read it:
Entire timeline is united around gay butts on tv and I think that’s beautiful.
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Entire timeline is united around gay butts on tv and I think that’s beautiful.
Watching my husband play with my niece and nephew all weekend it’s like oh my god put a baby in me alreadyyy 😍🥵
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Watching my husband play with my niece and nephew all weekend it’s like oh my god put a baby in me alreadyyy 😍🥵
May or may not be getting a root canal Thursday what a fun little game to play teehee.
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
May or may not be getting a root canal Thursday what a fun little game to play teehee.
Husband went to the gym this morning and then stopped and got me a bagel sandwich before he came home.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Husband went to the gym this morning and then stopped and got me a bagel sandwich before he came home.
Thank you Palm Springs, you’re too good to me. ☀️🏝️💙
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Thank you Palm Springs, you’re too good to me. ☀️🏝️💙
Flying home from Palm Springs to frigid Minneapolis today I’m gonna end it all
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Flying home from Palm Springs to frigid Minneapolis today I’m gonna end it all
Sabalenka your days are numbered.
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sabalenka your days are numbered.
Leaving for Palm Springs today 😌
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Leaving for Palm Springs today 😌
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drag race girls before all stars:
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
drag race girls before all stars:
Need a new gym hat. Send recs. Keep in mind I have a very small head and most hats do NOT fit me. Please help.
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Need a new gym hat. Send recs. Keep in mind I have a very small head and most hats do NOT fit me. Please help.
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OK PACK IT UP AND BRING IT OUT THE CHRISTMAS TREE
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
OK PACK IT UP AND BRING IT OUT THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Arms looked big here idk
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Arms looked big here idk
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
To the twink with the fat ass walking around at the gym: STOP!!!!! 🛑
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
To the twink with the fat ass walking around at the gym: STOP!!!!! 🛑
Shocked and alarmed to discover I shall not be in the inaugural class of my college’s Performing Arts Hall of Fame???????? Should there not be a place reserved up front for those following the time-honored tradition of getting a degree in the Performing Arts and then pivoting to Real Estate????
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Shocked and alarmed to discover I shall not be in the inaugural class of my college’s Performing Arts Hall of Fame???????? Should there not be a place reserved up front for those following the time-honored tradition of getting a degree in the Performing Arts and then pivoting to Real Estate????
Random guy asked me to spot him on bench press at the gym today.
October 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Random guy asked me to spot him on bench press at the gym today.
They stole the jewels from the Louvre btw.
October 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They stole the jewels from the Louvre btw.
Fuck it getting stoned and watching The Help idk.
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Fuck it getting stoned and watching The Help idk.
Threw my back out like two weeks ago and I thought I was on the mend so I went out with the girls last night but now it hurts so bad today I can barely move?
October 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Threw my back out like two weeks ago and I thought I was on the mend so I went out with the girls last night but now it hurts so bad today I can barely move?
New gym crush acquired 🤤🤤
October 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
New gym crush acquired 🤤🤤
Country boys make do, btw. 😤
October 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Country boys make do, btw. 😤