Mtlayman
@mtlayman.bsky.social
Andie’s Dad. Pop’s Pop.
Democrat.
The Yankees will never win with Boone.
Democrat.
The Yankees will never win with Boone.
Nice that the treatment for plantar facetious is just to live with some pain and ice the arch once every 12 week.
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Nice that the treatment for plantar facetious is just to live with some pain and ice the arch once every 12 week.
Maybe new borns would also fall asleep faster by listening to the “what is fascism” videos on YouTube.
No study as far as I’m aware.
So maybe.
No study as far as I’m aware.
So maybe.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Maybe new borns would also fall asleep faster by listening to the “what is fascism” videos on YouTube.
No study as far as I’m aware.
So maybe.
No study as far as I’m aware.
So maybe.
Just realized Trump probably sends a bunch of Truth posts while he’s on the can.
Makes you miss Johnson just holding court in there for a few intimate advisors.
Makes you miss Johnson just holding court in there for a few intimate advisors.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Just realized Trump probably sends a bunch of Truth posts while he’s on the can.
Makes you miss Johnson just holding court in there for a few intimate advisors.
Makes you miss Johnson just holding court in there for a few intimate advisors.
Sending my wife these bangers and just remembered she has her volume on!
Whoops.
Texting now to apologize.
Whoops.
Texting now to apologize.
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Sending my wife these bangers and just remembered she has her volume on!
Whoops.
Texting now to apologize.
Whoops.
Texting now to apologize.
Getting the first oil delivery of the fall tomorrow.
Marking the occasion by making Dino nuggets for Andie.
Marking the occasion by making Dino nuggets for Andie.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Getting the first oil delivery of the fall tomorrow.
Marking the occasion by making Dino nuggets for Andie.
Marking the occasion by making Dino nuggets for Andie.
If I hadn’t left home my now family of 4 would have been 1% of the population.
Would have been launching a bid for Mayor next year.
What could have been.
Would have been launching a bid for Mayor next year.
What could have been.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If I hadn’t left home my now family of 4 would have been 1% of the population.
Would have been launching a bid for Mayor next year.
What could have been.
Would have been launching a bid for Mayor next year.
What could have been.
Hear me out:
Superman
Spider-Man
Layman
Superman
Spider-Man
Layman
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Hear me out:
Superman
Spider-Man
Layman
Superman
Spider-Man
Layman
Signed up for my first ever turkey trot as if I won’t be up until 4 am with a 3 week old.
Also I haven’t trained in 8 years.
Also I haven’t trained in 8 years.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Signed up for my first ever turkey trot as if I won’t be up until 4 am with a 3 week old.
Also I haven’t trained in 8 years.
Also I haven’t trained in 8 years.
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I don’t think we know what will happen and we harm ourselves trying to predict. Many segments of the public think as a group - nobody knows something and then suddenly, everyone does. “Trump exploited Epstein’s victims,” if it seriously becomes a consensus, could hurt him. It could even end him.
Raise your hand you think evidence of Trump’s involvement with Epstein’s abhorrent debauchery will meaningfully damage Trump?
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I don’t think we know what will happen and we harm ourselves trying to predict. Many segments of the public think as a group - nobody knows something and then suddenly, everyone does. “Trump exploited Epstein’s victims,” if it seriously becomes a consensus, could hurt him. It could even end him.
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Also it’s bizarre to report this as “Epstein alleging Trump knew of his conduct.” Seems like the more notable thing is that Trump was engaging in that conduct.
Why did [VICTIM] spend hours at Epstein’s house with Trump? Was he giving her a piano lesson?
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Also it’s bizarre to report this as “Epstein alleging Trump knew of his conduct.” Seems like the more notable thing is that Trump was engaging in that conduct.
Mark cuban should challenge Vance for the Republican nomination in 28.
That’s the lane.
Can Absolutely broadside Vance on the economy, personality, experience, and confidence.
My 2 cents
That’s the lane.
Can Absolutely broadside Vance on the economy, personality, experience, and confidence.
My 2 cents
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Mark cuban should challenge Vance for the Republican nomination in 28.
That’s the lane.
Can Absolutely broadside Vance on the economy, personality, experience, and confidence.
My 2 cents
That’s the lane.
Can Absolutely broadside Vance on the economy, personality, experience, and confidence.
My 2 cents
The crazy thing about Trump is he’ll have more support than Bush in the end.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The crazy thing about Trump is he’ll have more support than Bush in the end.
Skin to skin, but for world leaders working out their problems.
Not Trump though. Bad night for that thought to materialize.
Not Trump though. Bad night for that thought to materialize.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Skin to skin, but for world leaders working out their problems.
Not Trump though. Bad night for that thought to materialize.
Not Trump though. Bad night for that thought to materialize.
Overrated: aurora borealis
Underrated: red sky at night, sailors delight.
Underrated: red sky at night, sailors delight.
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Overrated: aurora borealis
Underrated: red sky at night, sailors delight.
Underrated: red sky at night, sailors delight.
Step 1: hold infant until she falls asleep.
Step 2: place infant in bassinet after 10 minutes.
Step 3: wait for infant to wake up 10 minutes later to cry hysterically for 3 hours.
Step 4: repeat steps 1-3.
Step 2: place infant in bassinet after 10 minutes.
Step 3: wait for infant to wake up 10 minutes later to cry hysterically for 3 hours.
Step 4: repeat steps 1-3.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Step 1: hold infant until she falls asleep.
Step 2: place infant in bassinet after 10 minutes.
Step 3: wait for infant to wake up 10 minutes later to cry hysterically for 3 hours.
Step 4: repeat steps 1-3.
Step 2: place infant in bassinet after 10 minutes.
Step 3: wait for infant to wake up 10 minutes later to cry hysterically for 3 hours.
Step 4: repeat steps 1-3.
It’s the pedo party now.
Don’t talk to me about ‘republicans’
Don’t talk to me about ‘republicans’
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It’s the pedo party now.
Don’t talk to me about ‘republicans’
Don’t talk to me about ‘republicans’
Devon looks very peaceful right now.
And not like she’s plotting a night time assault on my sanity! Haha
And not like she’s plotting a night time assault on my sanity! Haha
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Devon looks very peaceful right now.
And not like she’s plotting a night time assault on my sanity! Haha
And not like she’s plotting a night time assault on my sanity! Haha
Tweeting through it, to me, means tweeting through the night until your 9-day-old falls asleep.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Tweeting through it, to me, means tweeting through the night until your 9-day-old falls asleep.
10 pm which means it’s Devon’s 6 AM.
She works a 12 hour shift, too.
She works a 12 hour shift, too.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
10 pm which means it’s Devon’s 6 AM.
She works a 12 hour shift, too.
She works a 12 hour shift, too.
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Redaction immediately following "Trump is gross" is intriguing. Remember that the principal justification for redactions is protecting the victims. Here it would be important to pursue the question of why this was redacted and whether the victim will consent to revealing what lies beneath.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Redaction immediately following "Trump is gross" is intriguing. Remember that the principal justification for redactions is protecting the victims. Here it would be important to pursue the question of why this was redacted and whether the victim will consent to revealing what lies beneath.
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Media standards:
1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention.
2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing.
Way too many think that’s journalism.
1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention.
2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing.
Way too many think that’s journalism.
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Media standards:
1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention.
2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing.
Way too many think that’s journalism.
1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention.
2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing.
Way too many think that’s journalism.
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this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty
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November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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staying up to 4 am tonight and already mistook lights behind my neighbors house for the aurora.
Time to download google sheets and budget like there’s no tomorrow, because it’s already tomorrow.
Time to download google sheets and budget like there’s no tomorrow, because it’s already tomorrow.
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
staying up to 4 am tonight and already mistook lights behind my neighbors house for the aurora.
Time to download google sheets and budget like there’s no tomorrow, because it’s already tomorrow.
Time to download google sheets and budget like there’s no tomorrow, because it’s already tomorrow.
Free formula at the pediatrician is the new foul ball at the ballgame.
If a radio station wants me calling in, it’ll be because they’re comping enfamil, not tickets to Dave Matthew’s Band.
Lots of poop either way though, you know?
If a radio station wants me calling in, it’ll be because they’re comping enfamil, not tickets to Dave Matthew’s Band.
Lots of poop either way though, you know?
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Free formula at the pediatrician is the new foul ball at the ballgame.
If a radio station wants me calling in, it’ll be because they’re comping enfamil, not tickets to Dave Matthew’s Band.
Lots of poop either way though, you know?
If a radio station wants me calling in, it’ll be because they’re comping enfamil, not tickets to Dave Matthew’s Band.
Lots of poop either way though, you know?