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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 20h

Was once called a "Linux bigot" by a CIO. Actually, I had just told him the task was better suited to a DBMS than a spreadsheet. Nothing to do with superior operating systems. 😉

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 20h

What? No. The word processor was called nroff. 🤓

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 20h

So, I'm creating a budget spreadsheet. Figuring out how to do tables and fancy formulas. I'm becoming everything I hate.

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 21h

😆 Thanks

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 22h

Oops, Hatch Act.

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 23h

PDX is refusing to play Kristi Noem's blame-the-Democrats video, citing the Hatch amendment. Sadly Trump ignores Hatch every chance they get.

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 23h

Fuck Cliff Bentz. The scumbag is defending ICE

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 23h

Stupid f*** is killing the CDC

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 23h

Trick or treat?

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 23h

I was looking at their rotary tool and was curious if they made good products. Thanks.

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Angie Rasmussen @angierasmussen.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

Ugh, AI generated videos of "reporters" being arrested 🙄

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

Her three arms/hands are the big tell in this case...

Screenshot from a TikTok video with red circles around the person's three hands and arms

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 1d

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, just had a thunder storm pull through. HARD rain followed by thunder. #swpdx #pdx

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Department of Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 1d

Republicans seem horny to stomp out the No Kings protest now. Which only shows why the protests are necessary.

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

Remember back in 2016 when he would blabber about "cyber"? Same same.

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

Wife wanted Windows laptop. I told her, I'm not a Windows geek. Wife insisted on Windows. I said, I can't support Windows. So, of course, we got Windows laptop.

Her: "I need you to fix my Microsoft login"
Me: "I hate *$&^ing Microsoft"
Her: "Stop swearing and help me"

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

"There is no rebellion in Chicago. There are just good people standing up for what is right." - Mayor Brandon Johnson www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFS-...

Judge Rules AGAINST Trump Sending Troops Into Chicago!

YouTube video by Glenn Kirschner

www.youtube.com

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

What's your verdict? Are you liking it?

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh ooh ooh! Slim, lightweight cordless drill and rotary tools. Yes please.
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Fanttik K2 Nano 3.7V Precision Power Drill

Fanttik K2 Nano Precision Power Drill effortlessly handles hard materials like resin, PCB, and shells, while offering exceptional precision and stability for DIY projects like composite clay work. It'...

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.

Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

www.nytimes.com

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

In other news Carter affirms that the President is NOT naked, that he is in fact wearing a suit of the finest material

Mike Sington @mikesington.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile, from upside down world: Delusional MAGA Republican Rep. Buddy Carter introducing resolution to award Trump the Noble Peace Prize, which is something only the Noble committee can do.

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

Let's have a party, there's a full moon in the sky! It's the hour of the wolf, and I don't want to die...

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

Great question! Trump would happily sicc his thugs on a jury that found against him. He's making due with siccing them on the judge.

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slowhed @slowhed-comics.bsky.social · 2d

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