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Just your friendly neighborhood dumpster fire. Seattle, WA.

Puma|Cougar|Mountain Lion|Catamount|Ghost Cat|Sometimes a Rexouium

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When the YouTube thumbnail has you wishing you were a whole ass uncooked chicken.
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January 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”

ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”

Via Alpha News
January 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Fuck this guy with a cactus
January 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Fuck ICE.
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
January 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
A few minutes with a brush on Toboe.

#SheebLife
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Finally! A pisser that accommodates me!

#Validation
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Of fucking course the rain picks up AFTER I get home from a trip to Seattle. #FML
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
January 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
This might fix me.
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So.... When the Nuremberg trials 2.0 are over, do you think there will be a John C. Woods 2.0?
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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My brain when I heard this classic:
December 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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This is the single greatest piece of rock art in human history
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Magical Bearded Men
December 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
That moment when you get home and it's not your dog you see first, but someone you don't want in your home.
December 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
You can thank 1st Amendment frauditors for Florida's Halo laws likely going federal.

The only upside to this is more frauditors meeting up with a taser and going to jail.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Did you know cougars are one of the only big cats that can purr? Well, now you do. 😸
wow do this to me
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Toboe was so tuckered out after being afraid of all the wrapping paper!
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Mariah Carey just won't stop harassing Alucard! 😩

Hahaha. Happy Holidays! 🎅🎄🎁
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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hey, can i tie this to ur tail?
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Oh! Well merry crimis to me!

A knotted sweet potato!
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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where i create from
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM