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ubi allium, ibi sum
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· Oct 5
LOCK IN PHILADELPHIA
people look so good on 35mm film
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
people look so good on 35mm film
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
The unions and guilds of the film industry should riot over the ~2 week window that movies are in theaters. And with the Netflix purchase of WB, you'll be lucky to have one single showtime of a new film in a theater.
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The unions and guilds of the film industry should riot over the ~2 week window that movies are in theaters. And with the Netflix purchase of WB, you'll be lucky to have one single showtime of a new film in a theater.
With the Netflix acquisition of Warner Bros, we can see that the future of the entertainment industry is going to be AI-generated 8 second long videos of jingling keys.
In 2028 Netflix's first entirely AI movie will win best picture and thousands will go fucking postal.
In 2028 Netflix's first entirely AI movie will win best picture and thousands will go fucking postal.
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
With the Netflix acquisition of Warner Bros, we can see that the future of the entertainment industry is going to be AI-generated 8 second long videos of jingling keys.
In 2028 Netflix's first entirely AI movie will win best picture and thousands will go fucking postal.
In 2028 Netflix's first entirely AI movie will win best picture and thousands will go fucking postal.
doodle at work, his face was so fun
this is a self portrait of me like 80% of the time
this is a self portrait of me like 80% of the time
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
doodle at work, his face was so fun
this is a self portrait of me like 80% of the time
this is a self portrait of me like 80% of the time
the renaissance men are coming to town and it's apparently super soon
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
the renaissance men are coming to town and it's apparently super soon
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i will support any would-be tyrant as long as the foundation of their platform is forcing people to drive hatchbacks and station wagons
The station wagon disappeared because it became unpopular.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i will support any would-be tyrant as long as the foundation of their platform is forcing people to drive hatchbacks and station wagons
there will come a day where no one will easily believe we ever lived like this
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
there will come a day where no one will easily believe we ever lived like this
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
I took some photos of a local amusement park with my 35mm camera. They came out like literal tangible memories.
Something about taking a picture of a place you spent a lot of time at as a kid with a ~40 year old camera just makes sense.
Something about taking a picture of a place you spent a lot of time at as a kid with a ~40 year old camera just makes sense.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I took some photos of a local amusement park with my 35mm camera. They came out like literal tangible memories.
Something about taking a picture of a place you spent a lot of time at as a kid with a ~40 year old camera just makes sense.
Something about taking a picture of a place you spent a lot of time at as a kid with a ~40 year old camera just makes sense.
sometimes you eat a whole pizza, sometimes a whole pizza eats you
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
sometimes you eat a whole pizza, sometimes a whole pizza eats you
Thanks to @ageofnapoleon.bsky.social for being a great part of my past year.
According to my Spotify Wrapped, I listened to 713 minutes of the podcast this year. It's a higher number than that, as I've switched to just listening on the Patreon.
To any fan of history, check it out!
According to my Spotify Wrapped, I listened to 713 minutes of the podcast this year. It's a higher number than that, as I've switched to just listening on the Patreon.
To any fan of history, check it out!
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Thanks to @ageofnapoleon.bsky.social for being a great part of my past year.
According to my Spotify Wrapped, I listened to 713 minutes of the podcast this year. It's a higher number than that, as I've switched to just listening on the Patreon.
To any fan of history, check it out!
According to my Spotify Wrapped, I listened to 713 minutes of the podcast this year. It's a higher number than that, as I've switched to just listening on the Patreon.
To any fan of history, check it out!
Arizona Green Tea + Sprite: it is just okay, spiritually Mormon
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Arizona Green Tea + Sprite: it is just okay, spiritually Mormon
RECTITUDE!
a blue sesame street character is holding a hamburger
Alt: Grover the muppet enjoying a burger.
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
RECTITUDE!
Alright I'm done Groverposting, thank you for coming.
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Alright I'm done Groverposting, thank you for coming.
Grover Cleveland's last words were "I have tried so hard to do right." Missed the mark!
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Grover Cleveland's last words were "I have tried so hard to do right." Missed the mark!
Grover Cleveland was in his day "renowned for his rectitude" but he hired a Polish guy to help him dodge the draft for the Civil War, had a child out of wedlock (with some possibly very dark implications of this relationship), and married a 21 year old (who he helped raise???) when he was 49(!!).
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Grover Cleveland was in his day "renowned for his rectitude" but he hired a Polish guy to help him dodge the draft for the Civil War, had a child out of wedlock (with some possibly very dark implications of this relationship), and married a 21 year old (who he helped raise???) when he was 49(!!).
I know you can't really put historical figures to a modern lens of morality, but Grover Cleveland — you missed the mark!
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I know you can't really put historical figures to a modern lens of morality, but Grover Cleveland — you missed the mark!
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This tired, deeply-damaged man is so needy. He has to have references to him being president on his hat, on his shirt, and on a golf-framed placard next to his overcooked cheeseburger he's almost too-out-of-it to eat.
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This tired, deeply-damaged man is so needy. He has to have references to him being president on his hat, on his shirt, and on a golf-framed placard next to his overcooked cheeseburger he's almost too-out-of-it to eat.
Grover Cleveland had a child out of wedlock (to say the least). The boy ended up in a place called the Protestant Orphan Asylum. I can't imagine a more depressing name for a place.
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Grover Cleveland had a child out of wedlock (to say the least). The boy ended up in a place called the Protestant Orphan Asylum. I can't imagine a more depressing name for a place.
work so slow I'm reading the Wikipedia for Grover Cleveland
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
work so slow I'm reading the Wikipedia for Grover Cleveland
I am of sound mind and I do not want a pet beaver. But I would maybe like to watch one from a distance for a while.
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I am of sound mind and I do not want a pet beaver. But I would maybe like to watch one from a distance for a while.