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Spending Friday night in a small gym losing terribly at Futsal to Haitian ex pros. Great fun.
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Spending Friday night in a small gym losing terribly at Futsal to Haitian ex pros. Great fun.
Trump is probably keeping the World Cup you know
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Trump is probably keeping the World Cup you know
Ronaldo embarrassing himself in a loss to Uzbekistan
a close up of a man 's face with the words " i can see it " below it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " i can see it " below it
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December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ronaldo embarrassing himself in a loss to Uzbekistan
Bring back Blatter
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Bring back Blatter
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WORLD CUP DRAW TODAY WITH MR TRUMP LET’S FRICKING GO BABY🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Soccer Simpsons GIF
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December 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
WORLD CUP DRAW TODAY WITH MR TRUMP LET’S FRICKING GO BABY🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
When they see you defending
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
When they see you defending
After the bible study Noni news - the groupchat is now deep into imagining religions for Arsenal players:
Odegaard - Old norse gods
Rice - Mormon (sorry, just too keen)
Zubimendi - New atheist
MLS - Christian, holidays only
Gyok - Scientologist
White - Yoga sex cult (dropped out)
Odegaard - Old norse gods
Rice - Mormon (sorry, just too keen)
Zubimendi - New atheist
MLS - Christian, holidays only
Gyok - Scientologist
White - Yoga sex cult (dropped out)
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
After the bible study Noni news - the groupchat is now deep into imagining religions for Arsenal players:
Odegaard - Old norse gods
Rice - Mormon (sorry, just too keen)
Zubimendi - New atheist
MLS - Christian, holidays only
Gyok - Scientologist
White - Yoga sex cult (dropped out)
Odegaard - Old norse gods
Rice - Mormon (sorry, just too keen)
Zubimendi - New atheist
MLS - Christian, holidays only
Gyok - Scientologist
White - Yoga sex cult (dropped out)
Am I mad, or is there something to Saka taking the penalties off Gyok and not passing to him for the tap in the other day. Nothing sinister, just a bit of a pecking order?
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Am I mad, or is there something to Saka taking the penalties off Gyok and not passing to him for the tap in the other day. Nothing sinister, just a bit of a pecking order?
Villa are a weird team. The run they're on reminds me of our best run under Emery. Impressive on paper, flashing red lights from a stats perspective.
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Villa are a weird team. The run they're on reminds me of our best run under Emery. Impressive on paper, flashing red lights from a stats perspective.
I can remember two better Arsenal league starts in recent history - 2022-2023 and 2007-2008. But in both cases, we had basically everything going right, far fewer injuries, and arguably much more menacing competition. This start inspires more confidence.
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I can remember two better Arsenal league starts in recent history - 2022-2023 and 2007-2008. But in both cases, we had basically everything going right, far fewer injuries, and arguably much more menacing competition. This start inspires more confidence.
Declan Rice says Declan Rice will be fit for Villa. But is Declan Rice a reliable source on Declan Rice?
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Declan Rice says Declan Rice will be fit for Villa. But is Declan Rice a reliable source on Declan Rice?
No matter how nervous I get, we remain comfortingly boring and effective
Brentford made that really hard work in the second half with a very intense press, but we also had chances to score a second before we did, and they didn't really threaten in any significant way.
Goal + assist for Merino, Saka on the scoresheet, 3 points and a clean sheet again.
Solid work.
Goal + assist for Merino, Saka on the scoresheet, 3 points and a clean sheet again.
Solid work.
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
No matter how nervous I get, we remain comfortingly boring and effective
lol, wrong
Brentford resting a bunch of players too. Feels like it’s an Eze game. Worried that pacey dribblers plus Merino doesn’t do it against a low block.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
lol, wrong
Chelsea and Liverpool dropping points is great news. But where did Villa come from. Seems like a new (fake) challenger pops up each week
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Chelsea and Liverpool dropping points is great news. But where did Villa come from. Seems like a new (fake) challenger pops up each week
Even Bukayo can’t stop Saka scoring
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Even Bukayo can’t stop Saka scoring
In a new era of long throws only Kayode has true Rory Delap power and trajectory.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
In a new era of long throws only Kayode has true Rory Delap power and trajectory.
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Saliba & Gabriel staying in their positions at the game 😅 https://redd.it/1pdf6l5
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Saliba & Gabriel staying in their positions at the game 😅
redd.it
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Saliba & Gabriel staying in their positions at the game 😅 https://redd.it/1pdf6l5
Also putting them on in the middle of my work day is just rude
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Also putting them on in the middle of my work day is just rude
I hate these sort of games
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I hate these sort of games
Brentford resting a bunch of players too. Feels like it’s an Eze game. Worried that pacey dribblers plus Merino doesn’t do it against a low block.
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Brentford resting a bunch of players too. Feels like it’s an Eze game. Worried that pacey dribblers plus Merino doesn’t do it against a low block.
Really relying on Odegaard for creativity tonight. Hope they’re not underestimating Brentford.
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Really relying on Odegaard for creativity tonight. Hope they’re not underestimating Brentford.
Newcastle dropping points to a relegation threatened team is fine by me.
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Newcastle dropping points to a relegation threatened team is fine by me.
Arsenal‘s next ten fixtures look like a real opportunity to accumulate points. But last season we won only three of the equivalent fixtures.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Arsenal‘s next ten fixtures look like a real opportunity to accumulate points. But last season we won only three of the equivalent fixtures.
Mou On 5-4s: "That was a hockey score, not a football score. I did not see the game but I have to say that the defenders were a disgrace.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Mou On 5-4s: "That was a hockey score, not a football score. I did not see the game but I have to say that the defenders were a disgrace.”