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—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Sep 4

“Aww, I can't rain on your parade when you're THIS excited~! Good on you! If I end up on the roster you and I better tap bumpers on the tracks, you hear~?”

𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝘼 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙓!🌙💤 @dreamprotector.bsky.social · Sep 4

“Ooo!~
Go ahead!~

I don’t even care! Because this confirmed that i’m in!~
I GOT IN!~
I’M FINALLY BACK!~”

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Sep 4

“Ooh, shiny~! I can't wait to give it a whirl after sneaking my way onto the roster~!”

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Sep 4

“Ooh, shiny~! I can't wait to give it a whirl after sneaking my way onto the roster~!”

𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝘼 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙓!🌙💤 @dreamprotector.bsky.social · Sep 4

“Y’all

Y’ALL THAT’S ME FUCKING BOARD!
THAT’S ME FUCKING BOARD FROM THE LAST RIDERS TOURNAMENT!

𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀-

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—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Sep 4

“Only wherever the King sent me! Or the Doctor, if I felt like listening at the time~!”

Rebellious as ever, even with King reined in, it seems.

“Fast~? How fast are we talking, chum? I'm fast enough to keep up with Rider and Jimmy on a good day, if that gives you a good idea~!”

𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧 @smolbluesavior.bsky.social · Sep 4

The last time Sonic had checked, he knew Eggman had some kind of control over the King now.....He'll have to wait and see if Robotnik uses the heavies in his next scheme.

"Huh, I guess you haven't really seen the world with all this 'serving under egg-shaped weirdos' thing...Are you fast?"

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Sep 2

“No promises~! That all depends on how the King is feeling, but last I checked, he's peachy-keen!”

A little tip of the hat. She may have done that to try and instill some confidence, but the stardust leaking from her hat might bring back some unfortunate memories.

“You and I both, Hedgehog...”

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—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Sep 2

“Metal Sonic? Metal Sonic~! At least I think- I can't quite tell for some reason. Different aura about that one-”

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Sep 2

“No promises~! That all depends on how the King is feeling, but last I checked, he's peachy-keen!”

A little tip of the hat. She may have done that to try and instill some confidence, but the stardust leaking from her hat might bring back some unfortunate memories.

“You and I both, Hedgehog...”

𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧 @smolbluesavior.bsky.social · Sep 2

"Just...Just don't go hiding out in capsules, pretending to be one of my pals again and we're fine!"

Sonic gives a small thumbs up, though he's still a little unsure.

"I guess I've been cool, been itching to go on more adventures though!"

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Sep 2

“D'awww, aren't you such a sweetheart! I had fun during our little scuffle in the saloon, you know! No hard feelings- all part of the job description. How are you, by the by~?”

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—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Sep 2

“D'awww, aren't you such a sweetheart! I had fun during our little scuffle in the saloon, you know! No hard feelings- all part of the job description. How are you, by the by~?”

𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧 @smolbluesavior.bsky.social · Sep 2

"Is that one of those weird Ruby-infused Egg robos? Jeez, I'm surprised Robuttnik still has them working for him.......I guess the Magician is at least fun though!"

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—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Aug 31

“Haven't you heard? When you get what you want- you don't want it at all~!”

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Aug 31

Been there before, mind you. Why do stand-up when I instantly get what I WANT.

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Aug 31

“I don't think stand-up is for you! Try crawling around, first~!”

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Aug 31

A dramatic bow~

“Thank you, thank you- I'll be here all night.”

𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝘼 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙓!🌙💤 @dreamprotector.bsky.social · Aug 31

“…
Pfft~”

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Aug 31

“I don't think stand-up is for you! Try crawling around, first~!”

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Aug 31

“I don't think stand-up is for you! Try crawling around, first~!”

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Aug 31

No.

No I don’t think I will SEGASSHOLES.

𝗦𝗘𝗚𝗔 @parodysega.bsky.social · Aug 31

Oh SHUT UP !!!

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Aug 30

“Oh, come on! How come a normal Egg Pawn got to be in the fun racing adventure?”

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Jun 19

“I'm not allowed to kill most of the time, but my tricks can be real heart-stoppers!”

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Jun 19

“I sure hope that funny man gets the job. He certainly seemed keen on vermin elimination, hehe~!”

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Jun 19

“Sure does! The boss has a way with words... but I'm the one who came up with 𝘮𝘺 name!”

With a dramatic bow, the Badnik tips her hat to the jester, before disappearing, and subsequently reappearing, in a puff of smoke!

“Heeeeeey presto! Heavy Magician, at your acquaintanceship!”

𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝘼 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙓!🌙💤 @dreamprotector.bsky.social · Jun 19

“A.. hard-boiled.. heavy?
..Robotnik sure has a way with names.”

Names aside, they were genuinely interested in this one. From the looks of things, this Eggrobo seemed to be giving some type of aura about them that’s different from the others.

The jester floated around them in curiosity. . .

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Jun 19

“Nuh-uh! I'm a true-blue classic Eggrobo! One of the best, in fact; a Hard-Boiled Heavy!”

Well, it's definitely an Egg Robo, like NiGHTS thought. But its personality would seem to point towards some defect of some sort.

...it actually feels like talking to another dream, in a weird way.

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—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Jun 19

jamcat
I feel like Magician and NiGHTS are going to get along really well or not at all depending on how this first interaction plays out.

Postal Guy is already chill in her books somehow, lmao.

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—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Jun 19

“Well, I suppose that depends on your skillset, huh? Typically the boss prefers his employees on the more mechanical side, like yours truly~! Not to say he's one to shy down any extra hands, either, as long as you don't mind going to the fortress for an interview~!”

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Jun 19

“Nuh-uh! I'm a true-blue classic Eggrobo! One of the best, in fact; a Hard-Boiled Heavy!”

Well, it's definitely an Egg Robo, like NiGHTS thought. But its personality would seem to point towards some defect of some sort.

...it actually feels like talking to another dream, in a weird way.

𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝘼 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙓!🌙💤 @dreamprotector.bsky.social · Jun 19

“Hm..
Don’t seem to recall Dr. Robotnik making a magician egg robo.

Must be new!~”

—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 @mysticrobo.bsky.social · Jun 18

“Where are my fellow Badniks though? It's getting lonely~!”