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n04vice.bsky.social
🔞 Alley! 🔞
@n04vice.bsky.social
He/They/It, opossum, 21, mostly gay artist with an unstable sense of self, banner made with neonflames.

You can call me AL, or Alley.

🔞(18+ I DRAW WEIRD SHIT)🔞

You can find my stuff on FA too!
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Alley the opossum!

I finally have a ref for my opossum! I tried a couple times in the past to do something like this to no avail, but now that I'm fleshed out I think this is pretty good!

mostly meant to be close to me irl (frumpy meatgrinder boy)
Another random thing and maybe my brain is a little fried but has anyone brought up the weird route and of the implications switching weird, for wyrd, as in fate??? Wyrd being the ancestor of our modern word weird.
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
My absolute gayest character, look at him, all he does is think about men.
I often attribute my dragon to being my first sona, and that's a mistake, as this guy was really the first fella I used.

I already did a redraw of him but I was trying too hard to "modernize" him I think

His name is H4ngyr!
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Does anyone have any better methods of lighting when taking pictures of traditional art?

I go to youtube and look up blank white screen on the TV and take a pic under the glow currently, but still this is affected by the lighting outside, and time of day.

Meaning it looks like ass at night.
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.

What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Ack, heartburn!
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
A bit sloppily drawn, but a concept of Marcire before he became undead.

In his deal he gave up most of his tattoos (except for one generally not visible on his back, considered a valid deal due to tattoos being very import to marfolk culture.)

Again this is a rushed concept of how he looked.
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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he finally tried some of the cake he was accused of stealing and oh. oh my god.
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Im so happy to be a poss
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Something that sucks is I often get scared of saying when im doing good, not just alright but good, because I'm scared something bad will happen the moment I say I'm doing good, to like balance the scales, because I acknowledged I was happy.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I got some ginger ale!

Woohoo! Yeah!

Ginger ale, he'll yeah! Woo!

I
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'm so enamored with the concept of fishmen, imagine how squishy he would be, how smooth his scales are, how his scales shimmer in the sunlight.

IMAGINE
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A drawing of Illusius, deity of greed, ego, envy, and inequity.

I tried to make his design parallel Dysabene a bit, because if Illusius hadn't been defeated and made dormant, he would have come to fill Dysabenes role, and all that he embodies.
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A crack in my favorite mug, why must life be so cruel?
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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It's November 30th! Anxel's canon birth date, I mean he's still gonna stay 26 because he's just a character, but I wanted to celebrate him.

Here's a doodle of him being gamer.

I'm too lazy to draw several teeny tiny pixel aliens, so Anxel is forced to play nondescript triangle invaders.
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Anxel after you give him precisely ONE compliment.

I like to imagine his ringtone is a steamboat whistle.
March 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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💙💚Anxel💚💙
March 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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This is canonically one of his favorite snacks because hes justa strange lil man.
July 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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This is Anxel Buskin Willard, 26, short and anxious opossum fella, he has a variety of physical and mental conditions, he really likes steamboats, and he owns several miniature models of steamboats.

He was raised in rural Alabama before moving to Gloombrooke [fictional town in PA] with his brother.
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
New system update installed diarrhea ):

Is there any way to actually blast it off my phone, it only has the option to disable it, which I did.

I assume if there is a way to send this app to the shadow realm it's hidden beneath layers of ass so I need a paragraph fren
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It's November 30th! Anxel's canon birth date, I mean he's still gonna stay 26 because he's just a character, but I wanted to celebrate him.

Here's a doodle of him being gamer.

I'm too lazy to draw several teeny tiny pixel aliens, so Anxel is forced to play nondescript triangle invaders.
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
You never hurt your ankle from something that should actually hurt like falling or tripping or ect its always something small like "oopsy doopsy dearie me you got up just a little awkwardly so your foot is gonna hurt for 3 days <3"
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Deep fried pickle pizza
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Another pen drawing, on a paper plate this time
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
All anthros are good but for the most part I prefer ones with long tails that they can use to wrap around me in an embrace
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM