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n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · Jul 2

Just so everyone knows I'm hot from the jump

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n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 44m

call me arbys because i have the beef or whatevre

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 1h

lol he tried to wash some of the blood off his hands and still got denied

Scott agrees: FREE LINK @scottdagostino.ca · 22h

A principled stance from HRW 🔥

Human Rights Watch ‘Cannot Accept’ Donations From Aziz Ansari and Other Comedians Who Performed at Riyadh Comedy Festival

Human Rights Watch says it 'cannot accept' donations from Aziz Ansari and other comedians who performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.

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i just want to become someone special to you @thatsyuribabe.bsky.social · 1d

Source: "Goodbye, My Rose Garden" by Dr. Pepperco

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Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · 5h

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soushiyo @soushiyo.com · 1h

today's archive image

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n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 2h

so would this be like Mutant Turtle Ninja?

n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 2h

not gonna lie i didn't even know there was a proper ordering until people brought it up and idk what it would even be

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🦎Migratory Lizard @justalizzer.etheirys.social · 3h

sit next to me?
#Altani #gpose

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n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 3h

made a pb & bacon sandwich holy moly

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双葉 @hutaba0718.bsky.social · 7h

昨年の守護天節

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n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 5h

"A Turtle in Every Pack".... so there's enough printings of the same 4 characters that you can put them in every pack? So it's the spider man problem all over again? Sick.

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n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 5h

a second plane has hit nyc

n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 5h

"A Turtle in Every Pack".... so there's enough printings of the same 4 characters that you can put them in every pack? So it's the spider man problem all over again? Sick.

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n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 6h

A second plane has hit NYC

n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 6h

that idea only makes sense if you're perfectly okay with the idea of a child being their parents' property

n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 7h

i'm something of a foot disciple myself

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 7h

The #MTGxTMNT Turtle Team-Up Bundle is a new 2-4 player co-op experience that brings the half shell fun to your kitchen table. Every generation of turtle fan will see beloved characters, TMNT moments, and more.

This image depicts the product packaging for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtle Team-Up". Across the box art is four humanoid turtles fighting four different mutated creatures.
At the top left corner of the package reads "Magic: The Gathering" and at the bottom right reads "New 2-4 Player Co-Op Game Mode"

This image depicts the card "Michelangelo, On the Scene". Four mana, two green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card Art: This illustration shows a humanoid turtle riding a motorized scooter through a group of mutated creatures. He smiles a huge grin and wears headphones as the pistons on his scooter flare up.

Rules text: Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player it's attacking)
Michelangelo enters with a +1/+1 counter on him for each land you control.
When Michelangelo dies, return this card to your hand. Power two/toughness two

This image depicts the card "Donnie & April, Adorkable Duo". Four mana, one blue. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Human Turtle. Rare rarity.

Card art: This illustration shows a black woman and a humanoid turtle mid-battle as the pair stands amidst on-going chaos. She holds a katana at the ready and he blocks a laser beam from hitting him with his bo staff.

Rules text: When Donnie & April enter, choose one or both. Each mode must target a different player.
- Target player draws two cards.
- Target player returns an artifact, instant or sorcery card from their graveyard to their hand.
Power three/toughness three

This image depicts the card "Baxter, Exzzperimental Zzientist". Boss. Common rarity.

Card art: This illustration depicts a mutated humanoid fly. The creature, with his bulging insect eyes and mandibles twiched into a sneer, fires a laser beam just past the viewer. Behind him, three other mutated instectoid mutants rush into battle.

Rules text: Creatures named Foot Disciple have flying.

Flavor text: "There is always opportunity to improve your useless minions, Shredder... just as you 'improved' me."

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DrGraevling @drgraevling.bsky.social · 11h

Iridi farming rep with the ethereals
Patreon request

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えいとぽんど @eito12.bsky.social · 8h

フリーレンちゃん

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yonq @yonq228.bsky.social · 9h

quick design to test ears

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n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 7h

the heckin chunguses will surely defeat fascism

radusky.bsky.social @radusky.bsky.social · 7h

I agree asking for Trump’s help is not the best idea but she clearly did that. Also, stop calling him Hitler, there so many better nicknames for him, like Agolf Shitler, Epstien’s BFF, Cheeto Benito, etc.

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Akai Riot @akairiot.com · 7h

she's very subtle
(alternate version at www.patreon.com/akairiot)

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n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 7h

yeah dude we definitely needed a third, more different, Ninjutsu

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 7h

The new #MTGxTMNT mechanic Sneak might feel familiar - it's another great way to deliver a surprise punch to your opponent for an alternate casting cost.

This image depicts the card "Raphael's Technique". Four mana, two red. Instant. Rare Rarity.

Card Art: This illustration depicts a humanoid turtle crossing his arms infront of his face, each hand holds a twin sai, as he looks at the audience. Around him, energy forms into the shape of his gritting determined face.

Rules text: Sneak two mana, one red (You may cast this spell for two mana, one red if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.

Flavor text: "Change of plans!"

n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 7h

it's so wild how people cant grasp that flattering him is a bad thing. I remember in fuckin 10th grade my AP History teacher did like multiple lessons about how disastrous attempts to appease the Nazi regime were. How do people have below a high school level understanding about this

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 9h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 8h

I'm crying

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