Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her)
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Rarely serious; seriously rare Crafter, Knitter, Nerd, Audiophile Livin' my life in 80HD / The real #SlimSheddy hangs out under my shed
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nach0patronus.bsky.social
Do y'all check how much holiday wrapping paper you already have before you go buy more?
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caprico21.bsky.social
Of course the man ( and I use the term loosely) who changed the name of the defense dept to the war dept thinks he deserves the Nobel peace prize.

being a tyrant, promoting hatred, racism, violence and division is such peace loving work ..
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brienneofsnark.bsky.social
Make sure to get your inflatable costume for October 18
caitlinmoriah.bsky.social
there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif
Wide shot of many people in inflatable costumes
nach0patronus.bsky.social
It's so odd when criminals announce their crimes.
atrupar.com
Melania Trump: "President Putin and I have had an open channel of communication."
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indaindica.bsky.social
Folks, I think having masked paramilitary forces on city streets, shooting people's dogs is bad optics...

Probably not good for tourism. Or, anything... Really.
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merriam-webster.com
Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
nach0patronus.bsky.social
Did you know elephants could sing and dance?
This is the second video I've seen of something like this happening. Very cool.
Elephants listening to didgeridoo
youtu.be/FNpEwnofQcs?...
Elephants joyfully react to didgeridoo performance - ABQ BioPark Zoo
YouTube video by NMBioParkSociety
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nach0patronus.bsky.social
Make em laugh, make em laugh, make em laugh!
nach0patronus.bsky.social
If I knew how to do that, I would. They're running an ancient operating system that doesn't jive with what we're supposed to be about.
nach0patronus.bsky.social
No doubt, but I don't think arresting him is a worthwhile endeavor.
nach0patronus.bsky.social
This song popped into my head just now. No idea why. Weird.
Life During Wartime - Talking Heads
youtu.be/jLwZvg46jms?...
nach0patronus.bsky.social
I think we plugged it back in too soon. Gotta wait at least 10 seconds, right?
nach0patronus.bsky.social
*Former FBI Director James Comey, who helped Trimp get into office and then became a critic once Trimp fired him, has pleaded not guilty to charges of false statements and obstructing a congressional proceeding.
#FixedItForYa #HeadlineFail
nach0patronus.bsky.social
If I had to know this, so do y'all.
askaubry.com
I hate having learned how not rare this is
I (26F) can't believe I saw this after giving my boyfriend a blowjob.. (35M) Do I say something?

Okay, so this is kind of embarrassing, but

I really need some advice. Last night I gave my boyfriend a blow job. Everything was fine, but when he stood up afterwards, I noticed a skid mark on my bed sheet. I was in genuine shock and did not want him to be embarrassed so quickly threw blanket over it and washed it as soon as he left. Now I just can't stop thinking about it and it has put me off being intimate with him as all I can think is that. He is not a dirty person and don't really have problem with his hygiene but this is just mind-blowing to me as he is 35. Do I say something to him or just pretend it didn't happen ? Has this

literally ever happened to anyone else ?
nach0patronus.bsky.social
Are we supposed to sacrifice both the husband and the first born son or just the first born son, please? I want to make sure I do this right.