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emily dylan 👾

@nachobra.bsky.social

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Hello, internets! I'm am emily!!! I’m am a an cartoon comics drawer extraordinaire!! oh, it’s true! :~) 31, she/her, tex-ASS. art: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com

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emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · Nov 8

pinned tweet. I mean post. I mean toast. pinned toast.
artstuff: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
music/misc: youtube.com/@nachobra
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emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 4h

dril is such a funny guy. they should make a hollywood movie based on his life, his story...

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Brad @blasternation.bsky.social · 6h

Something really cool at PRGE was the Art of Nintendo Power exhibit, which had some of the clay figures used in the cover photos. Look at this insanely high quality Dr. Wily!

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emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 7h

new pokemon revealed: looks like a horse with fists instead of hooves (poison type)

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 7h

1984

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 7h

i am evil... 😈

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 8h

I think that’s I’ll be back??? featuring john lennon on the Drowning

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 8h

watching the beatles anthology on youtube & I really enjoy the avant-garde way this person chose to remove the copyrighted music

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 9h

pepperoni means your in new york baby! home a da pizza pie

a man in a tuxedo is standing next to a man in a limousine holding a box .

ALT: a man in a tuxedo is standing next to a man in a limousine holding a box .

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emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 10h

if you only learn one thing from my posts, make it this: if you hit a pedestrian with your vehicle, do not flee the scene. also if you learn 2 gthing from my posts, make it this too: try as hard as you can to avoid hitting pedestrians with your car. its not good

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 10h

its interesting that the simpsons’ grand theft auto parody is titled “hit & run”; while it is a significantly less violent game than the one it parodies, in reality a hit & run is a much more serious crime than grand theft auto

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 10h

he went to heaven in the clouds where the yellow “the simpsons” text lives. he is behind the ‘P’…

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 11h

every this time of year I see more & more sexual content involving the fucking of pumpkins. & I worry, that all this produce penetration, will snowball into mass pumpkin shortages, potentially ruining millions of patriots’ halloweens…

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nda @ndasfw.bsky.social · 1d

Did another paper cutout experiment for fun. Caesar Romero is best joker

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emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 15h

my entire social media history belies significant emotional instability/lack of anything remotely qualifying. also I have a swastika-like mark on my forehead from being hit with a bronze Manji that fell out of an airplane. other than that I’m perfect

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 18h

anyway if you were running for political office, what’s the worst thing you think an oppo researcher could dig up on you? mine would be “any picture of my hair circa 2006”

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Mangy Hairball @feliscouchus.bsky.social · 16h

oh it does it's own thing, dont worry about it, its fine

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emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 17h

as a southern down-low crawboiled texas-fried country bumpkin, with a*tism, the only “flirting” I understand, is Flirtin’ With Disaster - Molly Hatchet. I realize this wasn’t particularly funny but I’m going to post it anyway. I am sorry.

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emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 17h

it seems to these days be more, of an orange house, than white! 😏

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emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 19h

oh ok he’s fine. phew!! look at his enormous hat!! incredible!! ☺️

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 19h

no! no!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(((((

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indigo @indigotrance.bsky.social · 1d

This does not bode well!

Screenshot from Howard the Duck for Commodore 64.

A pixelated image of a humanoid duck creature wearing a green shirt and a furrowed brow. It stands in front of a blue striped wall. A thought bubble extends from his head, inside of which is text that reads 'THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL!'.

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emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 1d

my brain is so normal that they’re going to give me the Nobel Brain Prize

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 1d

I keep looking at this picture & my lip quivers & I make this face 🥺 because he is just so little!!! look at him!!! he’s little & he likes to slurp ice cream!!! look at him slurp!!! auhhah!!! 🥺🥺🥺🧡🧡🧡

non-mio.bsky.social @non-mio.bsky.social · 3d

I think about him a lot too 😭 poor iPad baby please someone save him from his friends messy divorce (I’ll draw him with ice cream in a happy scene later I promise)

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 1d

my brain misinterpreted this as “I like your shoelaces” & for a second I thought leaving your flashlight on was a shibboleth Blueskyians used to identify each other.

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

"your flashlight is on" is the "your shoelaces are untied" of the digital age

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 1d

this is all I ever see on okcupid these days

emily dylan 👾 @nachobra.bsky.social · 1d

to be fair i don't remember him being much of a prick per se, moreso just really really really lame