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I slit my wrists and created the universe ✨️
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nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · Sep 6
I don't sin. I live.
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
The US government is now a mafia organization.
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
nakedlaughing.bsky.social
Five gold ballrooms
Four whining Congresspeople
Three fails with Ukraine
Two brain cells working
And a paaaaardon for Trump's pals
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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topquark59.bsky.social
Is it just me, but isn’t our President a whopping piece of shit?
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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pulmyears.bsky.social
Congress just gave $900 billion to the US military in case you were wondering if there were any repercussions for blowing up civilian ships on the high seas. Meanwhile, the FIFA peace participation trophy guy still manages to keep the Epstein list out of the headlines.
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
nakedlaughing.bsky.social
I'm watchinh a guy forge a sword from the steel of Damascus from a giant bundle of Damascus nails and now I have to call Home Depot
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Not many left on the shelves this year
Label on a shelf in a Metro Supermarket (Philippines) offering "Christmas bag of threats" for 250 pesos
December 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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dpdormouse.bsky.social
So the US just hijacked an oil tanker and the president casually says “I guess we keep the oil”

Is this not just theft
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
Very sensitive intelligence methods like murdering the shit out of shipwrecked mariners.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d
House Intel Chair Rick Crawford on why he doesn't want video of the second Sept 2 boat strike released: "What the trained eye can detect from these videos may reveal sources and methods that would imperil troops." (But releasing video of the first strike didn't?)
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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krassenstein.bsky.social
A billboard in Richmond, Kentucky.
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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coolsprings.bsky.social
Bingo
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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buckyisotope.bsky.social
Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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hpsc24.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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phoneswithchords.bsky.social
Waking up with a song in your head that you realize doesn’t exist and the Universe in this moment has given you the task of finishing it. Better strike while the iron is hot.
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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atrupar.com
Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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anneaw.bsky.social
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD JOIN THE MILITARY UNDER THIS ADMINISTRATION
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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mollyploofkins.bsky.social
Trump: “I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it."
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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hpsc24.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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spockresists.bsky.social
Eileen Higgins becomes Miami’s first Democratic mayor in 30 years

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Eileen Higgins becomes Miami’s first Democratic mayor in 30 years
In stunning upset victory, Higgins also becomes first woman in post and first non-Hispanic candidate since 90s
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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pbump.com
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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jwbfat16.bsky.social
Oh, and there's another aspect to this?

I have a pretty good idea what 6 of the 7 correspond to, in "our" universe.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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simonscatofficial.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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scarr54.bsky.social
I think this is actually a threat….dont you?
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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blackazizanansi.blacksky.app
They want to isolate us.
clarajeffery.bsky.social Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 4d
This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
Travelers visiting the United States from countries like Britain, France, Germany and South Korea could soon have to undergo a review of up to five years of their social media history, according to a proposal filed on Tuesday by U.S. Customs and Border Protection. The change would affect visitors eligible for the visa waiver program, which allows people from 42 countries to travel to the United States for up to 90 days without a visa as long as they first obtain electronic travel authorization. In a document filed on Tuesday in the Federal Register, C.B.P. said it plans to ask applicants for a long list of personal data including social media, email addresses from the last decade, and the names, birth dates, places of residence and birthplaces of parents, spouses, siblings and children. Under the current system, applicants from visa waiver countries must enroll in the Electronic System for Travel Authorization program. They pay $40 and submit an email address, home address, phone number and emergency contact information. The authorization is good for two years.
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM