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keith

@ne0scythian.bsky.social

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i have a present: it is the present

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 12h

watching the 2005 detroit pistons player introduction video until i commune with god

keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 13h

he's not sweaty

keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 14h

my lifestyle determines my deathstyle..

keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 15h

why am i still alive

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 15h

what if every super mario 64 cartridge was personalized and haunted and also sucked your dick and killed you

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 1d

someone threw themselves off a bridge in our park and now nypd and fdny are all over searching for the body, so my morning is going well

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 2d

powerwashes-his-driveway

keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 2d

there should be an elder scrolls game set in new jersey

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Green Jinjo @green-jinjo.bsky.social · 2d

Help!

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 2d

ah sweet a neoplatonist thread

keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 2d

zoomer reboot of the clue movie

Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 2d

Is this real or am I in a coma?

Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.

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Okay Myfriend @debianxfce.bsky.social · 3d

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 3d

i'm radiating with epic win

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 5d

people on the decadeology subreddit are out there having the stupidest conversations you can imagine

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 6d

hey guys i had an idea. what if a prestige television show critiqued capitalism?

keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 6d

prayers for you in this trying time

keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 6d

i think i may have legitimately undergone a change in personality when i started buzzing my head

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 7d

you're looking at it

keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 7d

world's biggest clipboard fan

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 7d

i can't wait to breed my kids in vats

keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 8d

symbols and images go so hard

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 8d

FUCK djinns

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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 9d

i'm gonna found a mystery cult

keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 9d

obey the gun. obey the axe. reject the sword.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 9d

When I turned 16 my father handed me a gun and a weed pen and said go now

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