Neil
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Semi-suburban salaryman. London.
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Short horror story, disguised as a Google review.
Review for the Royal Standard pub: “Good beer, polite staff who listened to my poems”
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Do not mess with these lads when it comes to brand protection.
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That pub looks absolutely negatively-optimised for dealing with 2025 energy costs and consumer choices.
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I think I might allow myself a bit of a break before I tackle that one.
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#FridayVibes
zemblamatic.bsky.social
Order a biriani, loosen your sweat pants and tell sad stories of the death of kings
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There are some truly incredible sentences and paragraphs in this, but I cannot take too much in one sitting. Might have to move on to a mildly-amusing travelogue by a middle-aged, mid-ranking English comedian next.
A copy of Visitation by Jenny Erpenbeck on a pub table.
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And a jolly welcome to the weekend to you too.
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transpontine.bsky.social
This 1990 photo of the Cramps by Joe Lulworth is believed to have been taken in Nunhead Cemetery. Can you find the spot where Poison Ivy posed amidst the London ivy? transpont.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-...
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Is there *anyone* who puts on a football match on ITV and thinks “oh, excellent - Lee Dixon’s doing the commentary!”
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Friends, interests, life lessons…and Various Manias.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Staff costs, energy costs and punters being skint seem like more of a problem than having to close at 11. Maybe something good there, though, wrt to new places that can’t open because the Met say there are too many other licensed premises nearby, even if they are vastly different offerings.
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UberCans will come to your door any time 24/7 under our patriotic plan for GROWTH.
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We have taken the difficult decision to allow more people to have more cans, more often.
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My guess is that, as the plan hinges around adding a fifth objective to licensing (“promoting economic growth”), rather than addressing the hospitality sector’s costs in any way, it will make v little difference to the average pub’s opening hours.
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rolandbates.bsky.social
Who will be the first one to do an Edinburgh show about doing the Riyadh show
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“a charter for chaos” did raise a smile, though.
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No doubt my experience is not is not entirely representative, but it feels like pubs just aren’t that busy at 10pm anymore - will extending opening hours make much difference to most pubs?
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Actual lol at the ‘further reading’ section only having two entries. Like, “well, I think we’ve cleared absolutely everything up here”.
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It’s been a long week already, but the first three sentences have defeated me. This meeting should have been an email / this Wikipedia entry should have been a novel.