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Neil
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Dad and comms guy in the Grand River Region.
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The Rock League, the new professional curling league by The Curling Group, which also runs The Grand Slam of Curling, unveiled the new teams today.

A split from the traditional "Team Last Name" that's commonly used in curling.

Very similar vibe to the PLL.
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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i know the dolphins are gonna bring tua back for another season but what if they got a QB that had a basic sense of object permanence
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me: Maybe if I get a big game from Jalen Hurts I can still make the fantasy football playoffs.

Jalen Hurts:
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Had to
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You’ve reached a new stage in life when your social media feed is just all the parents your age showing off the obscure children songs in their Spotify Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
He continued, “Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see. His love was the key that opened my thighs. Girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet to know a hard rock is on the way”
“We’re going to tickle your tonsils on every play” 🤨

Andy Reid had a unique way of describing the Chiefs’ approach to their postseason push. 😂

(via SportsRadio810 / X)
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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This series needs a third game. For the sake of the viewers
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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With the win, Saskatchewan has officially half as many Grey Cup championships as Ottawa
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It was a fun ride but that fumble robbed us of an all-time finish to this Grey Cup.
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I think you should be allowed to bounce a pass off an offensive lineman's helmet and have it be caught by another offensive lineman
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
1-year-old saw this picture of a bear covered in marmalade and asleep in an armchair and immediately said “Dada”, so thanks for that bud.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
3-year-old: “Dad, do you know the Christmas snake?”

Me: “The what?”

3yo: “You know *singing* ‘Santa Claus is coming to town, so you better be good for goodness snake’ ”
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Based on President Trump’s attempts to pay himself, I’d say DOJ owes this guy $230 million
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Pretty funny that the Dick Cheney nostalgia piece is about fly fishing and not hunting 🤔
The Free Press' front page is four articles of MANDAMI PANIC, a Dick Cheney nostalgia essay, and one of the richest people in the world writing about why he gave $100 million to Bari Weiss' unaccredited anti-woke college.
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
At first glance I thought he was referring to Chris Grier’s literal brother being the GM of the Sharks 😂
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Made myself a new @ottawaredblacks.com decoration.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Will Smith home run. Ain’t that a slap in the face.
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What’s the go to Halloween candy for stress-eating? Asking for a friend. #BlueJays
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“Scariest day of the year? Did you even watch the Dolphins last night? We’re not topping that”
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Tonight has been the Dolphins 2025 experience in a nutshell

Outgaining the Ravens 226-109, averaging 5.8 yards per play, winning TOP 18:29 to 11:01

But after a missed FG, fumble at their own 13, phantom tripping call, and an incompletion on 4th and 2 from the BLT 13 they're down 14-6 at halftime
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Terry McAulay outright disagrees with this personal foul call against the Dolphins, negating a huge gain.
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This has 100% crossed his mind
Eric Lauer comes into the game in the 12th.

I wonder if the thought of tomorrow’s starter, Shane Bieber has crossed John Schneider’s mind.

Pull Yesavage ahead one day, and avoid Brendon Little.
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Tommy Edman is having a hell of a game on defense, man. Hell of a game.
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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In terms of the plot line this is fantastic. In terms of my bed time and mental health, not so much.
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
GDP gonna be waaaay down in Canada tomorrow. #BlueJays #TooManyInnings
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM