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TTRPGs, writing, Japanese language, anime, mechanical keyboards, steno, 3D printing, movies, pasta, cats. Ewen is pronounced like Aaron. he/him
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The first book of my #isekai series Memes of the Prophets is available on Amazon, DriveThruFiction, and Lulu. It mixes commentary on Big Ideas, fantasy worldbuilding, and comedy into a strange tale of a catgirl trying to find her way in an Earth-obsessed world.

www.amazon.com/Memes-Prophe...
The car dealership guy emailed me about possibly trading in my Fusion and getting a better rate, though since it's a Ford dealership, options for vehicles that aren't enormous trucks and SUVs are limited even by American standards.
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I finished Tim Blake Nelson's Superhero: A Novel, which is a timely fictional tragedy about the filming of a highly anticipated tentpole superhero movie with a star haunted by his past issues with drugs. You can really tell the author is drawing on his experiences with Hollywood.
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I write books that mean something to me with my own brain.
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Ages ago I started working on a sort of successor to Channel A called Fighting Fighters Coliseum, where you put words on cards together to make ridiculous anime/fighting game special moves, and like a decade later I think I randomly figured out how to make it actually work!
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
My essay (rant) about generative AI is now available to read for free: www.patreon.com/posts/june-t...
June Thing of the Month: Artificial Stupidity | Ewen Cluney
Get more from Ewen Cluney on Patreon
www.patreon.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Detroit Historical Museum is having an exhibit on the ttrpg RIFTS?!?
February 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Oh man, the guys who've been doing a series of comedic Star Wars script readings did RotJ, and they got Clancy Brown to play Darth Vader. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7aq...
An All-Star Live Reading of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
YouTube video by The George Lucas Talk Show
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
lol
February 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Yo dawg we put Spaghetti on your spaghetti
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Come to San Jose! We have:
• The Arena
• The Winchester Mystery House
• The Darkness
February 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Me: There are basically three "utensil traditions": Western utensils, chopsticks, and using your hands. Foods from a given cuisine will be well-suited to the utensils they favor, and chopsticks were originally invented due to-

Angry Mayonnaise Comedian Brad Stine: Chopsticks are dumb and primitive!
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Wonder Man establishes that the Apple TV+ series Severance exists in the MCU, which makes me wonder if like someone at A.I.M. or Hammer Industries would see that and decide to Build the Torment Nexus.
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The question "Which superheroes would be in the Epstein files?" popped into my head and I think I need a break from superhero stuff and/or the news.
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
A lot of Pizzagate types are crowing about being vindicated, except (1) the issue is bipartisan in the worst way, and (2) it turned out to be powerful people being awful, not Satanists/Illuminati.
February 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The last human baby walked right out of the AD&D 1st Edition Monster Manual.
"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."

A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
February 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I got a book of old cat food advertising graphic design and I'm not sure what to make of the quotation marks around "DAD'S" CAT FOOD.
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I added an "Amusements" section to my Etsy shop, which currently is all 3D-printed fidget clicker toy thingies that use key switches (specifically Gateron Phantom Blues).

www.etsy.com/shop/WeirdLi...
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 AM
An artist I know (Sue-chan; sue-chan.com) surprised me with the first ever Memes of the Prophets fanart! #isekai

Featuring:
* Galatea, the shy sapphic disaster
* Langella, apologetic holy scribe
* Alyssa, stressed-out summoner
* Amadeus, sword-obsessed weirdo
* Erica, just trying her best okay?
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The @372pages.bsky.social podcast is doing their first #LitRPG novel, "Mayor of Noobtown," which makes me feel good about my own #isekai novels (Memes of the Prophets) and less good about how well a book called "Mayor of Noobtown" is selling in comparison.

372pages.com/372-pages-ep...
372 Pages – Ep 201 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 1 – Hope You Like Numbers 1 and 2! – 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372pages.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
All research and successful drug policy
Shows that treatment should be increased
And law enforcement decreased
While abolishing mandatory minimum sentences
--System of a Down, "Prison Song"

thehardtimes.net/music/metal/...
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Before the LLM hype bubble, a guy on YouTube fed Metallica lyrics into a Markov bot and performed the results. youtu.be/zTG1Nb1hND0?...
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I spent around 90 minutes on the road running errands and visiting a friend today, and it felt like there were people in my blind spots the entire time. Not a good day for me to be driving apparently. Also it's kinda bonkers that blind spots in cars are just something we live with.
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I have an online friend who works at a clinic, and apparently they're trying to do an AI chatbot for handling prescriptions, and it's going about as well as you'd expect, except it's screwing up and lying about filling orders for medications people need.
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The Epstein emails are *also* a reminder that our “elites” aren’t actually exceptional people, and in fact rich people are so coddled that it makes them dumber.
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I didn’t know Melania is Slovenian until I read a movie review that mentioned it, and now I’m imagining every article about her being read aloud by Slavoj Zizek.

youtube.com/shorts/E8vyo...
Our Desires | Slavoj Žižek | Best Motivational Video Ever
YouTube video by Pro Motivational Videos
youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 PM