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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney
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Please stop yelling at me you're scaring my geese.

Also hey do you like greasy, dumb, joyful videos about video games OKAY GOOD 'CAUSE I'VE GOT 'EM.

You... Tube?: youtube.com/@nerdsonsafari
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Bad news gang: just spoke to Sally Videogames, and she says that if you don't watch this Selaco video, video games are cancelled forever probably.

CLICK LINK, SAVE GAMES: youtu.be/uteyRo7TW6g
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN: Selaco is a Good Video Game
YouTube video by Nerds on Safari
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Frowny's Hot List of Hot Video Games is COMPLETE. Delicious mix of stuff in here, including a few games I ain't never even seen never. Never never.
Inspired by Casey's beautiful list, I decided to give the "fifty game recs" challenge a shot as well!

...I'm only doing 10 a day though, because I am mortal and weak. :|

Anyway, check the replies for the fiftiest niftiest games I loved this year (in no particular order)!
Okay, I'll make a thread of 50 indie games which I'll add to over the week, staring with.

1. Carimara

Play as a little goblin creature summoned by a witch to investigate what's haunting her cottage, it's a creepy bite-size mystery akin to the Frog Detective games, and has gorgeous visuals.
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The best videos tickle little horror stories outta you.
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I agree! I *am* too annoying, which is why my first instinct is to reply with some flippant bullshit.

Buuut maybe my more seasoned YT peeps can help me out with the best branching story choice here. Do I not respond? Do I remove? Do I go nuclear option, and hide user from channel?
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Today is the day, my birthday! My treat: 30+ minutes of Q's and A's and my beautiful face. Twice, if you count the portrait of child me!

youtu.be/3sQKa_qNSJI
The 5000 Subscriber Q&A Spectacular
YouTube video by Alien Bob
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Come one, come all, see the review for a 21 year old racing game that people are calling "fine, I guess?" and "not much of a review, he spent half the time talking about the soundtrack".

youtu.be/uxQwEDl1Nsw
Symphony of Metal - A Burnout Takedown Review
YouTube video by KalTheSkeleton
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fucking love when the devs of my favourite games take a hard-line stance against genAI horseshit. They're tucking me in at night. They're giving me a li'l kiss on the forehead. They're telling me everything's gonna be okay.
People using shitty AI-generated art for their placeholders, meanwhile this has been our APC for quite a while now.
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Word on the street is the next Mad Max movie will see Max facing his greatest challenge yet: surviving three laps around Baby Park.
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Apologies for dropping the goof-wall for a second here, but I've had a pretty shitty couple of years, with far more losses than wins, so it's felt fucking incredible to get positive reinforcement on the things I make from a bunch of very, VERY cool people these past few months.
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Look at this smug bastard. If I was capable of taking naps this powerful I'd be unstoppable.
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
People deny the existence of a merciful god but then like how do you explain my Mutuals feed, huh? HUH?!
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every 5 popped balloons release enough Woke Energy into the atmosphere to kill 1 heterosexual elephant.
stumbled across a steam group that rates games' wokeness, and the first game on their "NOT RECOMMENDED / TOO WOKE" list is Bloons
December 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
If you've never showered to the OG Super Mario Bros. soundtrack, can recommend. Though it did feel like a bit of a personal attack when it came time to scrub down a, uh, a highly sensitive zone, and the death/game-over tune played right on cue, which... you know what, fair enough.
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
All that HORSES drama blew right by me while I was off playin' with bugs or whatever, so this video was an excellent way for me to catch up and GET HORSED.
This banned steam game is a Masterpiece
YouTube video by Katie and Catburger
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December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This what happens when you fail at maintaining basic butthole hygiene.
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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NEW VIDEO: I end the year by taking a quick look at all my weird gamepads. It takes a while because there's a lot of them.

youtu.be/dRyPY4T8NTc
The most Cursed Controllers in my collection
YouTube video by Alien Bob
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
EVERY genAI JIZZFARM: This changes everything. Anyone can make a TV-ready McDonald's ad from their couch in like 5 minutes.

ALSO EVERY genAI JIZZFARM: This was so hard you guys like wow! It's just like a real production! 8 Real Artists died from overexertion! I haven't seen my family in mo—
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
PICTURED: me, hangin' out in the wilderness with my little bags of snacky snacks.
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fucked off to the wilderness for a li'l holiday, tossed my phone and computer in A Big Hole so I could tune out for a bit.

WHAT'D I MISS?
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There's some, uh... some Stuff happening in this show, all played mighty confidently. Digging the music and sound design too. Reeeaaally hope they stick the landing.
Started watching 1899. Bit shaky here and there, but pretty good so far. Highly atmospheric, very moody, everyone's haunted in some way, loads of fog.

In other words: Silent Hill but big boat.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Casual reminder that there is no ethical way to use generative AI.

The input is unethical. Which means the output is (and will always be) fundamentally unethical.
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Has "media literacy" broken containment and become the catch-all insult of the day or something?

Having said that, I do believe that pasta is the most casually disrespectful of all the carbohy—
SHUT UP AND GET MEDIA LITERATE, BRO.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
"By integer multiples" hahahaha Tim. TIM. Tim what the fuck does that MEAN, Tim?
Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney has defended AI following Eurogamer's 2/5 Arc Raiders review, which criticised the game's use use of AI voice generation. "AI dialog generation + human personality and tuning could totally transform gaming," Sweeney said.

www.gamesindustry.biz/epics-tim-sw...
Epic's Tim Sweeney wades into the Arc Raiders AI row
"This technology increases human productivity in some areas by integer multiples"
www.gamesindustry.biz
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Good egg. Powerful.
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Started watching 1899. Bit shaky here and there, but pretty good so far. Highly atmospheric, very moody, everyone's haunted in some way, loads of fog.

In other words: Silent Hill but big boat.
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM