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Jonathan
@nerfornothin.bsky.social
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Trying to relearn my shitposting ways
A hot dog is just meat Go-GURT
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
New Stargate is something I've wanted deep in my heart but did not want to ask for because of my fear of the monkey paw. But fuck it, I want to be excited about something.
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Hi friends, I’m building my author socials- if you have a business or a side hustle and it’s on TikTok or Instagram, I want to follow you!!

Instagram and TikTok are both everlydcooper 💕✨
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My wife is the most wonderful and talented person I know and I'm so lucky to have her in my life.
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I want to be able to plug in and recharge like a Borg drone instead of sleeping.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Should the Epstein files be released in full it would undoubtedly be an irreconcilable scandal & disaster for Donald Trump - which is why I predict that Chuck Schumer will post hole on main during that press conference, to save the Republicans from another inevitable defeat.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I got an emergency alert from work about a strange smell emanating from the Duwamish River and they were basically like "yeah, that's just what it smells like man."
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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I MADE MY AUTHOR INSTAGRAM 🚨 🚨🚨

(anxiety noises)

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October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I was unsure about even bothering with C4 of CR. C3 was...okay, but I never really connected with any of the characters like I did with the Mighty Nein. But if the first episode is anything to go by, it's going to be a blast. A lot of interesting character concepts and great table dynamics already.
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I'm no power infrastructure expert but it seems like having the power lines weaving through tree branches in an area prone to wind is a bad idea.
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Join us for a Hot Wookiee Walk on episode 2 of @jediacademydropout.bsky.social !!
Oops turning in our assignment a day late for partial credit!! Here's episode 2 of Jedi Academy Dropouts! This covers chapters 6-10 of Young Jedi Knights: Heirs of the Force.

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October 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Oops turning in our assignment a day late for partial credit!! Here's episode 2 of Jedi Academy Dropouts! This covers chapters 6-10 of Young Jedi Knights: Heirs of the Force.

www.jediacademydropouts.com/podcast/epis...
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October 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
You should listen to this if you're a fan of the Young Jedi Knights!

Or if you've never read them and want to read along.

Or if you just like Star Wars and don't know anything about the EU/Legends.
SURPRISE! Episode one of Jedi Academy Dropouts is now out on Apple Music, Spotify, and RSS! Come discuss Young Jedi Knights Book 1 Heirs of the Force chapters 1-5 with your hosts @nurselizzard.bsky.social and @tspofnutmeg.bsky.social !

You can also listen directly at jediacademydropouts.com!
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October 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Do you ever think about how Kylo’s just sticky all the time from wearing his helmet?

Like just tacky?

Moist?
October 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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everyone pls thank Ayem for the existence of Tribunal

#Morrowind
September 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That feeling when you get your entire internet plan's worth of bandwidth over WiFi
September 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ordered the parts to convert my old PC into a new NAS to replace my decade old Synology. And got some new networking equipment to get a 10Gb connection to it.
September 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have installed Linux. God help me.
August 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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New post on ko-fi showing off my PridEwoks!

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Pride Ewok Embroideries - Click to view on Ko-fi
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August 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I had to use one of the factory bathrooms today and there was a dude in there listening to a pickup artist at full volume on his phone.
August 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Kids...don't get into Magic the Gathering. Actual gambling is cheaper.
August 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I can't get Depeche Mode's Personal Pizza out of my head
August 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I really hope the quality of Brennan's American Girl shoes doesn't suffer from this.
August 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM