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The Glandalorian
@newscollector08.bsky.social
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Welcome to AmeriKKKa! The dumbest fucking country on the face of the earth! Sorry, World! We are morons! If you are a MAGAT douchebag or some other righty-aligned POS, don't bother talking to me, just assume that I hate your fucking guts.
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 4h
Any industrious person who wants to start cavemandating.com may be in for a windfall. Come talk to me, I can be persuaded to invest!
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 5h
Sorry, I hadn't even clicked on your profile, it was just a general "man"
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 5h
Oh yeah, I hear you man, this is a much better outcome!
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 5h
He has to know he's going to get kicked to the curb first opportunity, right?
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 8h
NYT, preemptively protecting trump...again.
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 8h
This is the way
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 17h
Well this situation sure isn't better. But whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 19h
"Is that Scotchguard you're wearing?"
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 20h
When everything is someone else's fault, you never run out of "someone elses"
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 20h
Or, I don't know, maybe we can run a candidate who HASN'T been running around with Nazi tattoos for two decades?

Is that a hard bar to clear? Do we just have a GLUT of candidates with Nazi tats and it's something we just have to bake into our choice?

Seriously, what am I missing here?
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 20h
No way, you just IMPROVED it!!!!!

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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 20h
Sow and Laters
anamariecox.bsky.social Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.bsky.social · 20h
Change one letter, ruin a candy

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hammancheez.bsky.social hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1d
change one letter, ruin a candy

Milk dads
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 20h
Definitely the right "shade" for good ol' JD, only question now is does she come with Scotchguard or do you have to pay extra for that?
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 20h
Nah, man, loving your post, keep it up!
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 20h
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 21h
I just had a Marjorie Taylor Greene moment with you.
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 21h
LMAO, suuure...you don't "take sides"...ye of the Washington Examiner and New York Post ilk.

You really think people believe your bullshit?
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 22h
Fuck yeah. Y'all want to use hands? Don't be shocked when we use them back!
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 23h
How have we NOT been kicked out of NATO by this point?
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 23h
Do any of these reporters at any point stop her and say "Funny you should mention that, here are XXX examples of US citizens being detained, are you saying all of these stories are lies?"
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 23h
They are seriously describing him as a "Lefty Host?"

Please...stop.
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 1d
You just won the Internet
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 1d
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 1d
Who did he vote for? Because it seems to me they are getting exactly what they voted for.
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 1d
They should maybe focus on pinning down some semblance of "intelligence" first, before worrying about "superintelligence."