Nathaniel
@ngeorgehardman.bsky.social
Dad, writer, reader, LDS, politically homeless conservative. Mostly here for the jokes.
Two men stand on treadmills in a futuristic gym, about to begin a workout. One has a thought. He steps off and reaches a hand out to the man next to him. "Should we have changed into workout clothes first?"
"No," the other says. "Shorts look silly on grown men."
"No," the other says. "Shorts look silly on grown men."
Newcomer Zohran Mamdani, age 34, has used social media and big progressive ideas to shoulder past Andrew Cuomo, who's 67 and long a member of Democratic Party royalty. n.pr/3Wkh6vb
Mamdani's rise in NYC reflects generational fight within the Democratic Party
Newcomer Zohran Mamdani, age 34, has used social media and big progressive ideas to shoulder past Andrew Cuomo, who's 67 and long a member of Democratic Party royalty.
n.pr
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Two men stand on treadmills in a futuristic gym, about to begin a workout. One has a thought. He steps off and reaches a hand out to the man next to him. "Should we have changed into workout clothes first?"
"No," the other says. "Shorts look silly on grown men."
"No," the other says. "Shorts look silly on grown men."
Huge shoutout to all the people who guessed "The Shining" as the movie this image came from. That made my day.
Thanks, @framed.wtf !
Thanks, @framed.wtf !
June 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Huge shoutout to all the people who guessed "The Shining" as the movie this image came from. That made my day.
Thanks, @framed.wtf !
Thanks, @framed.wtf !
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
My favorite part of going to the dentist is when they spend ten minutes poking my gums with sharp metal objects and then say, "Huh. Your gums are bleeding a little. You need to do a better job flossing."
April 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My favorite part of going to the dentist is when they spend ten minutes poking my gums with sharp metal objects and then say, "Huh. Your gums are bleeding a little. You need to do a better job flossing."
Favorite film genres:
5. Tired person successfully navigating the worst day of their life
4. Children's story that's way better than it needs to be
3. Last scene recontextualizes entire movie
2. Protagonist is actually insane?
1. Bonkers Sci fi, but it's a thoughtful treatise about meaning of life
5. Tired person successfully navigating the worst day of their life
4. Children's story that's way better than it needs to be
3. Last scene recontextualizes entire movie
2. Protagonist is actually insane?
1. Bonkers Sci fi, but it's a thoughtful treatise about meaning of life
My favorite film genres
5. Someone is leaving for college
4. Men with a deep platonic love for each other working together to solve a problem
3. The whole movie is spent preparing for a cool thing and then they do the cool thing
2. True love that cannot be
1. James Cameron has an idea
5. Someone is leaving for college
4. Men with a deep platonic love for each other working together to solve a problem
3. The whole movie is spent preparing for a cool thing and then they do the cool thing
2. True love that cannot be
1. James Cameron has an idea
my favorite film genres:
5. cop with a conscience
4. an assassin has an existential crisis
3. a team of thieves pull off the heist of the century
2. a middle-aged bureaucrat is embroiled in a political conspiracy
1. a lawyer or journalist sifts through documents to discover that THEY KNEW
5. cop with a conscience
4. an assassin has an existential crisis
3. a team of thieves pull off the heist of the century
2. a middle-aged bureaucrat is embroiled in a political conspiracy
1. a lawyer or journalist sifts through documents to discover that THEY KNEW
March 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Favorite film genres:
5. Tired person successfully navigating the worst day of their life
4. Children's story that's way better than it needs to be
3. Last scene recontextualizes entire movie
2. Protagonist is actually insane?
1. Bonkers Sci fi, but it's a thoughtful treatise about meaning of life
5. Tired person successfully navigating the worst day of their life
4. Children's story that's way better than it needs to be
3. Last scene recontextualizes entire movie
2. Protagonist is actually insane?
1. Bonkers Sci fi, but it's a thoughtful treatise about meaning of life
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
"RINO" has to be the stupidest insult.
"This guy sometimes disagrees with the party line! He exercises judgment independent of instructions from leadership. This is bad!"
An insult that says so much more about YOU than the person you're accusing.
"This guy sometimes disagrees with the party line! He exercises judgment independent of instructions from leadership. This is bad!"
An insult that says so much more about YOU than the person you're accusing.
November 21, 2024 at 9:47 PM
"RINO" has to be the stupidest insult.
"This guy sometimes disagrees with the party line! He exercises judgment independent of instructions from leadership. This is bad!"
An insult that says so much more about YOU than the person you're accusing.
"This guy sometimes disagrees with the party line! He exercises judgment independent of instructions from leadership. This is bad!"
An insult that says so much more about YOU than the person you're accusing.
Before he got his credit score up, he went by Optimus Subprime. It was cool when his sides expanded for sleeping bunks though. #transformers
November 14, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Before he got his credit score up, he went by Optimus Subprime. It was cool when his sides expanded for sleeping bunks though. #transformers
If someone ever makes a live-action adaptation of Dr Seuss’s There’s a Wocket in My Pocket, I hope they get Michael Sheen to play the nooth grush on my toothbrush. Just look at that guy!
@mchshe.bsky.social
@mchshe.bsky.social
November 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
If someone ever makes a live-action adaptation of Dr Seuss’s There’s a Wocket in My Pocket, I hope they get Michael Sheen to play the nooth grush on my toothbrush. Just look at that guy!
@mchshe.bsky.social
@mchshe.bsky.social
Denzel Washington is trending?! Oh no! I hope he's alright. I'll rush to discover the reason. Oh. Relief. He's okay. I smile.#whoneedsameme
November 14, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Denzel Washington is trending?! Oh no! I hope he's alright. I'll rush to discover the reason. Oh. Relief. He's okay. I smile.#whoneedsameme
Is it bad form to come to bluesky and reuse my best tweets from my old twitter life? Because I'm going to. #sorrynotsorry #Imnewaroundhere
November 13, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Is it bad form to come to bluesky and reuse my best tweets from my old twitter life? Because I'm going to. #sorrynotsorry #Imnewaroundhere